Maxman Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 This just in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Passing a kidney stone seems an apt metaphor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 To be standing out there in the rain getting your ass demolished while knowing after the game there is a possibility you might lose your job all while passing a kidney stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 48 minutes ago, gEYno said: Passing a kidney stone seems an apt metaphor. Definitely a painful day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 58 minutes ago, gEYno said: Passing a kidney stone seems an apt metaphor. I do not wish bodily harm to him the way I did Herman Edwards and Rex Ryan, but for those who do, passing one of these through Todd Bowles' penis can't be fun. SAR I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King P Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I've passed kidney stones twice. Easily the most painful experience I ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMan77 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, King P said: I've passed kidney stones twice. Easily the most painful experience I ever had Drink more lemon juice! Helps dissolve them early on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, DMan77 said: Drink more lemon juice! Helps dissolve them early on. Stay away from Mineral Water as well. My dad used to drink San Pellegrino by the gallon and apparently it materially contributed to his having to pass Kidney Stones TWICE! The amount of pain he was in have made me scared to DEATH of the pain tolerance required to pass a stone, let alone TWICE KNOWING the excruciating amount of pain you are in for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetPotato Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing in this world off limits to making jokes about. Except for kidney stones. Those suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMan77 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: Stay away from Mineral Water as well. My dad used to drink San Pellegrino by the gallon and apparently it materially contributed to his having to pass Kidney Stones TWICE! The amount of pain he was in have made me scared to DEATH of the pain tolerance required to pass a stone, let alone TWICE KNOWING the excruciating amount of pain you are in for. Same with my Dad! I had never seen him like that when he had his a while back... I was pretty much in tears while we rushed him to the hospital. We had no idea what was going on, only that he was in the most pain he'd ever been in... It's scary, there's no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#90 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Good he is ok. Now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rammagen Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 I passed two stones the first was the worst lithotripsy.was needed and I was laid up on pain pills for about 3 weeks. I have lost part of a finger, separated my right shoulder twice, broke each hand and several fingers ( I used to build yachts, and took part in some fun times in the Army). By far the worst pain was with the stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 2 hours ago, CobraVerde said: To be standing out there in the rain getting your ass demolished while knowing after the game there is a possibility you might lose your job all while passing a kidney stone. well, at least Bowles knows now what Jets fans have been feeling for most of the season.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Good luck pumping gas Mr. Bowles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 4 hours ago, gEYno said: Passing a kidney stone seems an apt metaphor. Or directly, rather than metaphorically: the only thing he can motivate to get pissed off & make an explosive move is a kidney stone. (I'll show myself out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebracken33 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 With his head up his ass most of the season, do you think there is any chance he say the stone coming ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 1 minute ago, joebracken33 said: With his head up his ass most of the season, do you think there is any chance he say the stone coming ? Bowles pooped out his kidney stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 13 hours ago, SAR I said: I do not wish bodily harm to him the way I did Herman Edwards and Rex Ryan, but for those who do, passing one of these through Todd Bowles' penis can't be fun. SAR I Speaking as if you are very familiar with the size of Todd Bowles penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanWithNOPSL2017 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Bowles pooped out his kidney stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFanWithNOPSL2017 Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 SorryHit wrong buttonDelete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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