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I had a Scientology thread closed a hundred years ago. Well, it ain't a religion and never was, so I guess that thread deserves to be re-opened or this one passes censorship. I have been pissing on this scam since the 80's. What I left out in that thread is that I actually went into the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre in NYC because I couldn't help myself. The unforgotten chapter. Hah, you can't even find a photo of the joint now. I couldn't care less that Remini is cashing in hand over fist. Good for her. I'm loving it. David Miscarriage is falling apart. They're grasping at straws, and hopefully a full implosion is in the making. IRS exemption, get a job. Please, God, please, God, let it be stripped. In a perfect world, maybe.  The only difference between Scientology and Jim Jones is that Scientology hasn't murdered anyone yet. Well, there's McPherson, what a bother. 

So there I am looking at racks of pamphlets in the marble floored lobby trying to stifle the shrieks and screeches that are sure to reverberate everywhere. I do this thing when I'm going to lose it (uncontrolled laughing). I raise my arm to my face to pretend that I'm sneezing into the crook of my elbow. Security guard stands stone faced but looks a little prickly somehow. So I go all straight actor face. Whoosh, window shade goes down. Calm.

I go to the front desk and the receptionist says, "May I help you?"  "Yes, where are the celebrities? It says 'Celebrity Centre' but I don't see any celebrities, except photos of Mimi Rogers and what's his face Cruise. Are they still married?  What floor are they on?"  "It's Mr. Tom Cruise." "Yeah, right, what's his face Cruise." Now of course they were long since divorced, married and divorced Nicole Kidman, on wife #3, Katie Holmes. I see the receptionist's brow wrinkling. "Would you like some literature?"  "Is 'Dianetics' free? Because I like free stuff. I don't want to buy anything. Can you explain auditing to me? Because if the IRS ever audits you, ya know, not good."  I didn't get escorted out, but it was coming.  I'm so annoyed that I didn't grab the kooky literature. The last time I passed the place you have to get buzzed in. lol   'Going Clear' rocked my world. Anyway, 'Scientology and the Aftermath', pulp dime store novel fare, but hey, she's twisting the knife. 

CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT. Did I mention cult?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, never gets old. You should see the whole leaked thing, there are no words. Lisping David Miscarriage and a practical Heil Hitler to L. Ron Hubbards's poster. "To LRH!"  "Woooo!" Miscarriage: "We are releasing people wholesale. The very instinct that you accept is power. We may or may not be super beings yet. If you are a Scientologist, we are the IAS. A handful of us are dramatizing. Our program is simple. We are shooting up in case level, we are training auditors as fast as we can train them. We are making clears for OTs. Every minute counts!"  It's not verbatim or necessarily in order, but you really have to be a serious fukking brain damaged ahole. C'mon, now. This sh*t is not only silly, it's egregious. I'm an arm chair expert on cults, and this is one of them. 

 

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7 minutes ago, JetFanWithNOPSL2017 said:

Any different than the CULTS you prefer like Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto..

All based on fairytales

Agreed, but this one is a bit more freaky because we know how started it, and he was a freaking science fiction writer LMAO 

Leah remini can still get it too.

 

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