dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 49 minutes ago, Sperm Edwards said: Jimmy Clausen --> Cam Newton Also Brees --> Rivers and Stanton --> Stafford. And it's a miracle Aaron Rodgers worked out, since the Packers took Brian Brohm in the 2nd before Rodgers even became the starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I'd like to see dbatesman as GM and TomShane as HC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: Ok, that does it. I had my doubts, but I am now 100% sure this is @T0mShane doing a bit, and no one can convince me otherwise. Honestly, I couldn't pull that off. May be @JiF though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, NoBowles said: I'd like to see dbatesman as GM and TomShane as HC! We'd own, bro. OWN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, T0mShane said: We'd own, bro. OWN Fast twitch bitches all up in da shiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, T0mShane said: We'd own, bro. OWN My first act would be to fire the entire personnel department and replace them with a supercomputer known as DRAFTRON. By day, the computer makes all roster decisions. By night, the computer and I are lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, NoBowles said: I'd like to see dbatesman as GM and TomShane as HC! To be clear, the latter wanted to trade Noah Syndergaard for Todd Frazier, claimed Tyson Chandler was the second coming of Drew Gooden, thought David Harris was good against the run, and proclaimed Jay-Z as the man that would return the Nets to prominence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: To be clear, the latter wanted to trade Noah Syndergaard for Todd Frazier, claimed Tyson Chandler was the second coming of Drew Gooden, thought David Harris was good against the run, and proclaimed Jay-Z as the man that would return the Nets to prominence. Is he a Yankees fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, dbatesman said: My first act would be to fire the entire personnel department and replace them with a supercomputer known as DRAFTRON. By day, the computer makes all roster decisions. By night, the computer and I are lovers Does DRAFTRON know math? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 hours ago, dbatesman said: Is this a serious question? Yes, that high. You draft one until you have one. We definitely don't have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 50 minutes ago, dbatesman said: My first act would be to fire the entire personnel department and replace them with a supercomputer known as DRAFTRON. By day, the computer makes all roster decisions. By night, the computer and I are lovers You could replace our current front office and coaching staff with a Commodore 64 and it would get similar results next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 58 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: To be clear, the latter wanted to trade Noah Syndergaard for Todd Frazier, claimed Tyson Chandler was the second coming of Drew Gooden, thought David Harris was good against the run, and proclaimed Jay-Z as the man that would return the Nets to prominence. Yeah, well, Bill Walsh drafted Gio Carmazzi once, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: My first act would be to fire the entire personnel department and replace them with a supercomputer known as DRAFTRON. By day, the computer makes all roster decisions. By night, the computer and I are lovers Will you have nodes that connect DRAFTRON directly to your cortex or no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, NoBowles said: Does DRAFTRON know math? DRAFTRON only knows math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH1962 Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 hours ago, KRL said: Newsflash, the team is being rebuilt and hard decisions are going to be made. And for once it seems Woody is going to allow it. We've been "patching the tires" since 2011 and it hasn't worked Dooesn't matter. HC is awful. The Bowltite regime will set us back 5-10 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 43 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Will you have nodes that connect DRAFTRON directly to your cortex or no it will be like the Matrix, only with SPARQ scores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-Rex Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Maxman said: Macc and Bowles will both be here in 2018. I agree. I don't think Woody Johnson will interfere with a massive rebuilding project unless Mac totally swings and misses in the draft and Bowles loses control of the locker room. Doubtful on both fronts. I think Bowles will exert more discipline on a young team than he could with the veteran squad he loved in 2015. Mac I feel is a solid personnel guy who will build the Jets into a contender...and soon. Patience - not a trait of the typical Jets fan - is a must here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I'm firing my resume' off tomorrow. After all, I did at one time lead a Pop Warner team to a league Championship. I'm hiring JiF as HC, Bitonti as OC, Crusher as DC, and of course the face, and voice of the franchise, as it's chief spokesman will be the Ape. T0m can be............................................. Never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 hours ago, flgreen said: I'm firing my resume' off tomorrow. After all, I did at one time lead a Pop Warner team to a league Championship. I'm hiring JiF as HC, Bitonti as OC, Crusher as DC, and of course the face, and voice of the franchise, as it's chief spokesman will be the Ape. T0m can be............................................. Never mind Wow, I didn't even get a job in I.T. or the Marketing department. Rough crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 9 hours ago, BigRy56 said: I think the lack of activity signifies that Woody is ready to make a long-term commitment to Mac & Bowles -- we are rebuilding from the ground up So Mac has to rebuild by first knocking down what he built? Cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Mogglez said: No it wasn't. Idzik was an absolute sh*t show in every way, shape, and form. Mac isn't looking like an improvement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadude Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Ex-Rex said: I agree. I don't think Woody Johnson will interfere with a massive rebuilding project unless Mac totally swings and misses in the draft and Bowles loses control of the locker room. Doubtful on both fronts. I think Bowles will exert more discipline on a young team than he could with the veteran squad he loved in 2015. Mac I feel is a solid personnel guy who will build the Jets into a contender...and soon. Patience - not a trait of the typical Jets fan - is a must here. I've been patient for decades Maybe we will be allowed to get a QB in the year 2035 after the pats and giants each win another 5-10 Super Bowls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 38 minutes ago, thadude said: Mac isn't looking like an improvement Wrong. Jesus Christ, this is so wrong. Just because you didn't get your overpriced garbage QB in FA it doesn't make Maccagnan Idzik-levels of bad. Even if you dont like Maccagnan, if you can sit here and say with a straight face he's as bad as Idzik you have no idea what you're talking about. Idzik was that f*cking horrendous. Maccagnan is worlds better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Ex-Rex said: I agree. I don't think Woody Johnson will interfere with a massive rebuilding project unless Mac totally swings and misses in the draft and Bowles loses control of the locker room. Doubtful on both fronts. I think Bowles will exert more discipline on a young team than he could with the veteran squad he loved in 2015. Mac I feel is a solid personnel guy who will build the Jets into a contender...and soon. Patience - not a trait of the typical Jets fan - is a must here. Best post I've seen on this forum in a long f*cking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Mogglez said: Wrong. Jesus Christ, this is so wrong. Just because you didn't get your overpriced garbage QB in FA it doesn't make Maccagnan Idzik-levels of bad. Even if you dont like Maccagnan, if you can sit here and say with a straight face he's as bad as Idzik you have no idea what you're talking about. Idzik was that f*cking horrendous. Maccagnan is worlds better. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 8 hours ago, flgreen said: I'm firing my resume' off tomorrow. After all, I did at one time lead a Pop Warner team to a league Championship. I'm hiring JiF as HC, Bitonti as OC, Crusher as DC, and of course the face, and voice of the franchise, as it's chief spokesman will be the Ape. T0m can be............................................. Never mind Al. I'm the coach. Tyson Chandler was actually highly overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 1 hour ago, dbatesman said: No Yeah. He's not Idzik. Even if he ends up getting fired eventually, he will never be Idzik. No one will. Sorry. Idzik really was in a world of his own when it came to being a horrible GM. Matt Millen esque. At least Matt Millen drafted a future Hall of Famer during his miserable career. You're smarter than this. There isn't a chance in hell you think he's as bad or worse than the guy who orchestrated our 2014 draft. I'm not buying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkus Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 15 hours ago, JiF said: I guess you didnt hear we resigned Ben Ijalana and tendered Wesley Johnson... Don't forget josh Martin too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCJet Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 For the people ripping Mac, who exactly did we miss out on yesterday that was a good signing? All Mac did was show dicipline in not getting into the first day FA frenzy and waste cap space. Ijalana is a good swing tackle and was signed to a one year guaranteed deal. Other then that he set a number for players and is sticking to it. Lets see what happens in the next 2 days before we judge 2017 FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnitedWhofans Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I think Macc did a good thing yesterday by not overspending. That being said, and I have defended Macc til the cows come home on here, he needs to hit this draft. HIs drafts have gotten progressively better in terms of overall contributions from players all over the rounds, so let's hope this continues. People want to focus on the 1st and 2nd round picks, but you have to look at the whole draft, and he needs to continue to hit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Mogglez said: Yeah. He's not Idzik. Sorry. You're right. He's exactly three games better--or, in the parlance of butthurt Personnel Guy™ fanboys, "worlds better"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, dbatesman said: You're right. He's exactly three games better--or, in the parlance of butthurt Personnel Guy™ fanboys, "worlds better"! It's really not even debatable, And that's not a compliment at all to Maccagnan, Idzik could be outperformed by DRAFTRON running on an 8088 processor, and with 1986 draft eligible players based on last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, dbatesman said: You're right. He's exactly three games better--or, in the parlance of butthurt Personnel Guy™ fanboys, "worlds better"! 2014 draft. Look at that draft, how many picks we had, who we spent them on, who we passed up and try and to convince me that you aren't trolling because I know for a fact you aren't that stupid. Saying Maccagnan is not as bad as Idzik doesn't have to be a compliment. It just means John Idzik was really f*cking bad. The only butthurt that ever pops up around here hasn't come from the people (like me and plenty others) that hope Maccagnan lands us a championship (or at least a QB) one day. If he does neither, than on to next as far as I'm concerned. This all started because someone else is still a**mad at Maccagnan didn't give Mike Glennon 14-15 million per year. That someone isn't me. I'm perfectly fine with not spending sh*t this FA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, NoBowles said: It's really not even debatable, And that's not a compliment at all to Maccagnan, Idzik could be outperformed by DRAFTRON running on an 8088 processor, and with 1986 draft eligible players based on last name. Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, NoBowles said: It's really not even debatable, And that's not a compliment at all to Maccagnan, Idzik could be outperformed by DRAFTRON running on an 8088 processor, and with 1986 draft eligible players based on last name. Ok, well let's start with the fact that DRAFTRON outperforms every GM, regardless of what processor he's running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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