JN Mafia: Revenge of the Nerds

[The Crusher]

2 minutes ago, Leelou said:

NM, working from home the rest of the day. 

Nice. Im fat.

[Smashmouth]

@Leelou you were like a blurr to me last game but I shot ya anyhow

 

[BallinPB]

14 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

why you want the left overs ? Sorry I promised them to the idiot Pirrate to enhance his drinking experience.

I'll take the leftovers.  

[Leelou]

4 minutes ago, Smashmouth said:

@Leelou you were like a blurr to me last game but I shot ya anyhow

 

I know you did. I know. I knew it the second you shot me. 

[Leelou]

5 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Nice. Im fat.

Nice to meet you.

[BallinPB]

I may or may not have a missile.

[Leelou]

Hi Ballin! 

[BallinPB]

Just now, Leelou said:

Hi Ballin! 

hello!  Nice snapchat pic avi 

[Leelou]

Bang, bang 

[Leelou]

Just now, BallinPB said:

hello!  Nice snapchat pic avi 

Why thank you

[HessStation]

Vote Verb

[Leelou]

10 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Vote Verb

Are we ready to watch the world burn? 

[Verbal]

I brought matches

[DPR]

2 hours ago, Nolder said:

Is that some kind of sick role claim?

Vote Nolder

Rolefisher.

1 hour ago, Smashmouth said:

why you want the left overs ? Sorry I promised them to the idiot Pirrate to enhance his drinking experience.

Sooner rather than later. 

59 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

I'll take the leftovers.  

Hope you like empty bottles. 

57 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

I may or may not have a missile.

Throw in a lifted eyebrow and that's an exact quote of what I said earlier this morning.

[Nolder]

2 minutes ago, D P R said:

Vote Nolder

Rolefisher.

Vote DPR

Opportunist.

[Leelou]

vote Pac

[Jetscode1]

Here.

[BallinPB]

1 minute ago, Jetscode1 said:

Here.

Good!

vote jc

[Jetscode1]

4 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

Good!

vote jc

lulz

 

[Integrity28]

2 hours ago, The Crusher said:

Nope. He is a 6'2" 305 lb nerd. It's really funny actually. His brother , little Sal would always say that all of Baby Crushers friends would have been bullied in high school not for him. His best friend Michael was president of the robotics club. His boy Jared graduated Valedictorian. Now his friend Chris Warren is like Baby Crusher, nerd dusquised as an athlete. All four of those dorky bastards went to awesome-com in DC last weekend. Stayed at my house and gang banged my refrigerator. Baby Crusher spent $200 of my hard earned money to meet Stan Lee. His friend Chris, is interesting kid, should be starting running back at Texas this year. They played youth ball together. They both looked liked twenty something playing with twelve year olds. Chris' mom would yell "Love you baby " as he rushed for 400 yards a game in youth ball.  Haha

Millennials don't really do the jock/nerd thing. They're all trying to be everything at once. Like they are the only unique humanoid in existence.

[Leelou]

1 minute ago, Integrity28 said:

Millennials don't really do the jock/nerd thing. They're all trying to be everything at once. Like they are the only unique humanoid in existence.

Someone recently tried to tell me I was a Millennial. :/ 

[Integrity28]

4 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Someone recently tried to tell me I was a Millennial. :/ 

Damn, pick up lines have changed a lot since I was single.

[Nolder]

5 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Someone recently tried to tell me I was a Millennial. :/ 

Millennial is generally considered someone born in late 80s to 2000 IIRC.

[Leelou]

Just now, Nolder said:

Millennial is generally considered someone born in late 80s to 2000 IIRC.

82 is not late 80s. 

[JustInFudge]

Official Vote Count:

Ballin (1) - Crushlove 

JC (1) - Ballin

DPR (1) - Nolder 

Nolder (1) - DPR 

Verb (1) - Hess 

With 12 players, it takes 7 votes to remove from campus

[BallinPB]

I was born in '87 so I guess I'm a millennial.  When I went to high school there were still jocks and nerds however.  

[Integrity28]

2 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

I was born in '87 so I guess I'm a millennial.  When I went to high school there were still jocks and nerds however.  

Of course, but the lines drawn between them are nothing now like they were in the 80's. 

The shift started in the 90's with Gen-Xers. The jocks suddenly wanted to be more like the "cool" nerds who were into the good music, wearing clothes that weren't from teh gap, and so on... the groups started borrowing from each other. 

Which is where you get a 300lb football playing nerd for baby crusher.

[JustInFudge]

As Lewis and Gilbert were transferring their stuff from their dorm to the gymnasium, they heard a ruckus across the courtyard in another dorm room:

 

[BallinPB]

Just now, Integrity28 said:

Of course, but the lines drawn between them are nothing now like they were in the 80's. 

The shift started in the 90's with Gen-Xers. The jocks suddenly wanted to be more like the "cool" nerds who were into the good music, wearing clothes that weren't from teh gap, and so on... the groups started borrowing from each other. 

Which is where you get a 300lb football playing nerd for baby crusher.

I see all the high school kids now are into the really tight clothing.  When I was in high school int he early '00's, baggy was the thing that was in.  I'm not even sure how kids really even learn anything anymore.  I would just have my smart phone out and google everything.  

[The Crusher]

10 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Millennials don't really do the jock/nerd thing. They're all trying to be everything at once. Like they are the only unique humanoid in existence.

As long as they don't kill anyone, knock anyone up or get popped for DWI Im good. I gave up trying to understand my boys the day they graduated high school. Now they gotta take their bumps and figure it out like I did.  Of course I hope with less nights in jail and less trips to the emergency room.  Fingers crossed.

[Leelou]

7 minutes ago, BallinPB said:

I see all the high school kids now are into the really tight clothing.  When I was in high school int he early '00's, baggy was the thing that was in.  I'm not even sure how kids really even learn anything anymore.  I would just have my smart phone out and google everything.  

I graduated in 2000, and people were wearing baggy pants and wallet chains when I was in school. We had a lot of dorks, jocks, and goths. 

[JustInFudge]

"You stupid Mexican, I told you to not to put that terrible g-string on again"

....."yo STFU homes, no stinking hippy tells what to do.  Besides, I've been hitting the elliptical and free weights lately, check it out"

 

 

"I told you these were underclassmen looking to score with some Seniors.  They're all natural, dont shave and love noodle dancing to Phish.  This couldnt have been easier for your greasy fat ass"

....."you think I want to hook with some skanky Caucasian from Florida?  Have you been to Florida?  Have you met the people? They dont even have trees down there. GFY. "

"Do you even have papers?  Are you legal?  Did you hear we were going to build a wall?"

...."listen you racist"...

And a fight broke out....

You could see it from the courtyard.  2 nasty dread lock patchouli smelling hippies chicks run from the dorm screaming.  "They're going to kill each other!!!!"  

The fight was heating up.  Everyone could see it.  There were racial slurs and curse words being screamed at the highest pitch imaginable.  Like 2 teenage girls pulling each others hair at recess. 

The 2 of them hit the window!  BANG!!!!  And then again, BANG!!!  All of a sudden the window from the 4th floor broke and 2 students came flying out.  

 

[JustInFudge]

A hippie named CTM and Mexican named Pac - to HUGE ******* NERDS!!!! laid dead on the campus courtyard.

[JustInFudge]

@CTM and @Pac

GFY's, fags.

[JustInFudge]