AFJF Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Hello. Is it me you're looking for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Mr. Johnson he is right in front of me, I've asked numerous times, but he still won't give Hackenberg a chance with the 1's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JETSfaninNE Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Hello Starbucks, I need 6 trenta low fat caramel mocha macchiatos to make it through this practice. Do you deliver?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Hello 911, I have an emergency. There is a man in front of me and he hasn't moved or spoke in 3 hours. Even our AED doesn't get a response from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Hey, honey... Yeah, it certainly is hot out today... Yes, honey, I'm drinking plenty of water... I don't think that's true, hon, but no, I'm not drinking coffee just to be safe... Yes, I put on sunscreen... Yes, I know, melanoma is on the rise... The players look fine, hon... Yes, I give them plenty of water, too... No, I don't put sunscreen on them, they are big boys, hon... Yes, Todd is still giving me the silent treatment... Yes, I already tried to explain it to him... No, he won't listen... Yep, just crosses his arms and looks the other way... Well, what more can I do? He thinks I'm sabotaging his job... What do you mean this would be the second career I ruined?... Is this about that job back in Houston?!... For Christ's sake, Betty, we've been through this! I never told you not to take it!... You wanted us to come here! You said you wanted to support me!... No, this job was your idea, but somehow now it's my fault?!... Oh, there we go, right to the insults! That hurts, Betty!... Oh, really, now; is that the truth?... Well, THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME NOW, BETTY! It's not like I needed to know that information THREE ******* YEARS AGO! THEN I WOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS MESS!... AH, sh*t! Sheldon's lighting up underneath the bleachers again; I gotta go Betty... No, Todd, ISN'T doing anything about it... We'll talk about how you ****ed me later... When?... Whenever the **** I get home, that's when!... No, I'm not going to a bar... I don't... Let me speak... Let me... **** it, goodbye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 6 hours ago, AFJF said: "Bill, you said this kid was gonna be good and now we're...why are you laughing? Bill?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 7 hours ago, AFJF said: Man this Cricket cell service is terrible. Wish Woody would pony up for a premium carrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge4Tide Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Yes, 250 hotel rooms in Minneapolis for the 1st week of February, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted August 9, 2017 Author Share Posted August 9, 2017 1 hour ago, T0mShane said: "Bill, you said this kid was gonna be good and now we're...why are you laughing? Bill?" This gets a rep because when I took the pic I pointed out to another beat writer that Mac was working the phones and said, "He's probably on the phone to O' Brien asking him why he told him Hack was a good QB" Kidding aside....Hack had a few good throws, but was mostly very bad. I didn't chart passes but just saw an article that said he was 4-12 in team periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Are you sure Colin can still complete a forward pass? Because we don't have one of those guys and that sounds neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flushing Roots Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 6 hours ago, JETSfaninNE said: "Hello Starbucks, I need 6 trenta low fat caramel mocha macchiatos to make it through this practice. Do you deliver?" You stole my thunder with this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 So what do I do next honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoBowles Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 *moving mouth no sounds coming out* *dial tone* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustiniak Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "I read in the Daily News that Todd can get fired but I can stay - that's true, right Woody?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmat321 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Jim - hi this is Mike, how are things looking in Michigan? No no no this is Mike from the Jets. Hello? Hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 hours ago, AFJF said: Yeah, , he's really that fvkin' dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 5 hours ago, dbatesman said: "" This scoring points thing...what's that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Charlie, any other NFL teams owe you a favor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 11 hours ago, AFJF said: "Guido, you told me you were going to take care of my problem over the weekend, he's still here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Hello, it's me I've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you, or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you just don't care Sometimes I can't help seeing all the way through It's important to me That you know you are free 'Cause I never want to make you change for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 You're telling me Colin can properly break a huddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 12 hours ago, AFJF said: " Mike hunt? I don't get it, what's so funny?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkus Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 12 hours ago, AFJF said: honey, you should have told me this shirt makes my man-boobs show before I left the house, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DetroitRed Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 O sexy, He's gotta a lotta junk in that trunkSent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "That's your fault for assuming I meant drafting when I told you I had a very particular set of skills". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "Siri, take a voice note: stop standing behind Todd the practice after Taco Tuesdays."Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 "" "What's that banner being pulled by that plane say? I sure hope this doesn't become a trend."Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Its been 4 hours and not one funny caption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Its been 4 hours and not one funny caption. Yet you still found a way to make it even less fun!Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 19 hours ago, AFJF said: "no ... i never said that ... sure .. this team is very capable of winning a game .. maybe 2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 hours ago, jgb said: Yet you still found a way to make it even less fun! Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Im trying to be just like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Im trying to be just like you. You need to set more ambitious goals Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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