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10 minutes ago, BigO said:

That’s like saying screwing a fat chick is better than nothing when you haven’t gotten laid in years. 

No, it's more like screwing a crazy chick who wastes all your money on dumb investments, trades your game system for a used fidget spinner, but looks good in a tank top, so all your friends tell you you'd be an idiot to dump her and that you're not a #RealBoyfriend when you don't love her when she spits in your eye during sex.

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4 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Morton gets praise for the offense because he runs it.

Bowles gets blame for the defense because he runs it.

Simple.

Is english not simple for you? I will write it again.

If the offense does well, this board praises Morton.

If OFFENSE does poorly, this board blames Bowles.

 

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

No, it's more like screwing a crazy chick who wastes all your money on dumb investments, trades your game system for a used fidget spinner, but looks good in a tank top, so all your friends tell you you'd be an idiot to dump her and that you're not a #RealBoyfriend when you don't love her when she spits in your eye during sex.

You couldn’t make that up. You have my sympathy.

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Just now, bostonmajet said:

way to take the long sack - we would have crucified Geno for that... 

momentum has changed - this is why you don't take the foot off of the gas..

Geno would've been crucified for it because it would have been his 36th boneheaded decision of the day with a pick six or two  mixed in.

 

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