****OFFICIAL JETS V TAMPA GAMEDAY THREAD LARZ IS A FRAUD IT’S 6:21 AM******

[T0mShane]

everyone get pumped. you’re in purgatory. 

[T0mShane]

“Hackenberg has elite traits”

[T0mShane]

“But Darron Lee is averaging five tackles per game which is amazing”

 

[T0mShane]

“Josh McCown is a young 38 and is only starting because Petty and Hackenberg stink, but it’s ok because the guy who picked Petty and Hackenberg will just draft another QB next year.”

 

[Larz]

Fun fact #1.  I challenged you and the other troll to be captain and you both choked. 

Fun fact #2. I gave you the names of 10 members that aren't trolls that would have done a great job and you dropped the ball. 

Good job troll 

[T0mShane]

26 minutes ago, Larz said:

Fun fact #1.  I challenged you and the other troll to be captain and you both choked. 

Fun fact #2. I gave you the names of 10 members that aren't trolls that would have done a great job and you dropped the ball. 

Good job troll 

What are your thoughts on the game/will you lead us in a Jets chant, Cappy?

[Better2bgreenthanblue]

I'll be honest, I'm worried about a motivated Fitz yielding his magic, "out-gunning" McCown in a dinkfest. 

As good a game as this could be, Fitz vs McCown in the octagon could be better.

Jets 28 Bucs 24

[prime21]

This might be the first game all year that I think we should win and that of course worries me. Let’s go Gang Green!

[Apache 51]

Hopefully the Bucs will have many penalties today which will help to ensure another victory today, no qb,wr they suck even when they do play nothing more fun to watch then false victories, and dancing.Just like old times...

[T0mShane]

I think the game is a mess that’ll serve as a prime example of why sports in America is in decline and will also be played in its entirety at Kaerpenick’s collusion trial wherein he wins $300 mil. Tampa can’t stop the run and their defense doesn’t rush the passer, so McCown and Bilal should put up 24 points, which is more than Fitz can put up by himself.

[Kleckineau]

7 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I think the game is a mess that’ll serve as a prime example of why sports in America is in decline and will also be played in its entirety at Kaerpenick’s collusion trial wherein he wins $300 mil. Tampa can’t stop the run and their defense doesn’t rush the passer, so McCown and Bilal should put up 24 points, which is more than Fitz can put up by himself.

300M Kap win? No way in my murica.

A loss to Fitz would be the Jetsiest since the Bills/Rex loss.

[T0mShane]

2 minutes ago, Kleckineau said:

300M Kap win? No way in my murica.

A loss to Fitz would be the Jetsiest since the Bills/Rex loss.

I just looked up the stats and Fitz is actually playing really well when he gets in down there. It’d be hysterical to lose to him today, if only to watch Manish get whiplash calling for a Bowles to be fired.

[dbatesman]

1 hour ago, Larz said:

Fun fact #1.  I challenged you and the other troll to be captain and you both choked. 

Fun fact #2. I gave you the names of 10 members that aren't trolls that would have done a great job and you dropped the ball. 

Good job troll 

I’m still utterly befuddled by the “not being more involved with the JN captaincy proves you’re not a real man” line of insult

[T0mShane]

Just now, dbatesman said:

I’m still utterly befuddled by the “not being more involved with the JN captaincy proves you’re not a real man” line of insult

Larz is a #failedcaptain in the @Bleedin Green mould and is trying to deflect. Don’t take the bait.

[dbatesman]

2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Larz is a #failedcaptain in the @Bleedin Green mould and is trying to deflect. Don’t take the bait.

It’s honestly inexplicable to me. I don’t want anything to do with the captaincy because I have a two-year-old and my memory no longer functions. I lost my phone three different times this week. There’s no way I’d remember to post a thread every Saturday night. But the argument seems to be that that makes me a coward (?)

[Apache 51]

2 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

It’s honestly inexplicable to me. I don’t want anything to do with the captaincy because I have a two-year-old and my memory no longer functions. I lost my phone three different times this week. There’s no way I’d remember to post a thread every Saturday night. But the argument seems to be that that makes me a coward (?)

Now I understand.

[T0mShane]

4 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

It’s honestly inexplicable to me. I don’t want anything to do with the captaincy because I have a two-year-old and my memory no longer functions. I lost my phone three different times this week. There’s no way I’d remember to post a thread every Saturday night. But the argument seems to be that that makes me a coward (?)

I mean, basic mental competency isn’t a prerequisite to be captain. One of our finest captains was @Klecko73isGod. You’d be a fine captain.

[bla bla bla]

We may have more fans in Tampa than we did at home vs the Bills, I hope we hear a Jets chant on TV from the Tampa crowd. 

[dbatesman]

Just now, T0mShane said:

I mean, basic mental competency isn’t a prerequisite to be captain. One of our finest captains was @Klecko73isGod. You’d be a fine captain.

Maybe I’ll do it next year, and thus prove myself as a man of courage and honor

[dbatesman]

Anyway, enough threadjacking. Here’s hoping we sack Fitzpatrick’s goofy ass like eleven times today

[Apache 51]

Oh boy how exciting chants and goofy assess.

[JiFtheOracle]

1 hour ago, Larz said:

Fun fact #1.  I challenged you and the other troll to be captain and you both choked. 

Fun fact #2. I gave you the names of 10 members that aren't trolls that would have done a great job and you dropped the ball. 

Good job troll 

This is TomShane MO.  He doesn’t nominate or seek opinion.  He feels it’s his god given right to name a captain each year.  And did he even do it this year or we you just a lazy carry over from last season?

[T0mShane]

6 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

Anyway, enough threadjacking. Here’s hoping we sack Fitzpatrick’s goofy ass like eleven times today

Fitz puts up 325 yards and four TDs in a 35-7 Bucs blowout and @UnitedWhofans declares that it validates Macc’s team-building skills because he once gave Fitz $12 mil. 

[JiFtheOracle]

Go Jets!  I’m super pumped.  

SOJs would get lit up by Fitz today.  Let’s see if they can be something different for a change. 

[T0mShane]

Just now, JiF said:

This is TomShane MO.  He doesn’t nominate or seek opinion.  He feels it’s his god given right to name a captain each year.  And did he even do it this year or we you just a lazy carry over from last season?

The Committee met and nominated Larz because of his steadfast belief in the greatness of Todd Bowles and Christian Hackenberg.

[joewilly12]

T0mShane the guy who still wears leisure suits and drinks water form a garden hose came through today with the game thread.......

In his honor lets kick some Fitzpatrick ass today and exploit him for what he is an NFL loser.... Jets 37 Bucs 9 

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

 

[Scott Dierking]

51 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I think the game is a mess that’ll serve as a prime example of why sports in America is in decline and will also be played in its entirety at Kaerpenick’s collusion trial wherein he wins $300 mil. Tampa can’t stop the run and their defense doesn’t rush the passer, so McCown and Bilal should put up 24 points, which is more than Fitz can put up by himself.

You must be fun on a date. 

[joewilly12]

12 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Fitz puts up 325 yards and four TDs in a 35-7 Bucs blowout and @UnitedWhofans declares that it validates Macc’s team-building skills because he once gave Fitz $12 mil. 

[T0mShane]

4 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said:

You must be fun on a date. 

I exclusively date hot, self-absorbed nihilists these days so my dark pragmatism plays well.

[UnitedWhofans]

Well @T0mShane you better be right about Howard. I’m starting him in fantasy. So I win either way

[LIJetsFan]

30 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

Anyway, enough threadjacking. Here’s hoping we sack Fitzpatrick’s goofy ass like eleven times today

I'm counting on a few picks myself.  Sacks are just to violent.  I still remember the good old days when men used to be men....

[Scott Dierking]

4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I exclusively date hot, self-absorbed nihilists these days so my dark pragmatism plays well.

So, basically a direct reflection of you (I will leave the "hot" descriptor to interpretation). 

Oh, to be a fly on the wall on one of those.

[UnitedWhofans]

Just now, Scott Dierking said:

So, basically a direct reflection of you (I will leave the "hot" descriptor to interpretation). 

Oh, to be a fly on the wall on one of those.

“You suck”

”No you suck more”

”Sigh”

[southparkcpa]

1 hour ago, Apache 51 said:

Hopefully the Bucs will have many penalties today which will help to ensure another victory today, no qb,wr they suck even when they do play nothing more fun to watch then false victories, and dancing.Just like old times...

For us old time fans... we recognize that as the KOOL mask of Gerry Cheevers, very early 70's HOF goaltender. Every time he got hit in the face, he added a new stitch.

[JetFaninMI]

58 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Larz is a #failedcaptain in the @Bleedin Green mould and is trying to deflect. Don’t take the bait.

Will Larz take the bait?

Will Tom say something sarcastic?

Can these two co-exist on one message board?

Stay tuned for the next episode of "As The Jet Nation Turns".