joiseyjet Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I am going April 20th. We got our tickets back in january.. I can't wait sorry jerseyjet about your tixs NOWi`m tentively in for 8/3/05 i`ll know for sure tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! CONFESS! CONFESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! CONFESS! CONFESS! I confess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I confess! NOT YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Tonight, on Soren Kirkergaard Theatre we look at Ethel The Frog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybroome Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Luxury!!! We used to have to get up a half-hour before we went to bed, beat ourselves about the head and neck and then lick the highway clean with our tongues!!!!!!!!! Is this something Hillary Clinton laid on you guy's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joiseyjet Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 NOWi`m tentively in for 8/3/05 i`ll know for sure tomorrow..... 8/3/05 is official they sent me my conf. today now if only the mets are playing a home afternooon game that day it would be perfect........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last letter, before my drift has become apparent. I spent many years in India during the last war and am now a part-time notice board in a prominent public school. Yours etc., Brigadier Zoe La Rue (deceased). PS Aghhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Time for the live organ donation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 ....can we have your liver? ... My what? .... Your liver. It's a large, ehh, glandular organ in your abdomen. You know, it's, uh,- it's reddish-brown. It's sort of, uhh,-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he win have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die ... laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 ...one man accidentally saw two parts of the joke, and had to be hospitalized for several weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I shall be aided by the sound of sombre music, played on gramophone records, and also by the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division ... The atmosphere thus created should protect me in the eventuality of me reading the joke. There goes a brave man. Whether he comes out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in police history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 I can only act in a ditch... Bring on the penguin with the 20-foot tentacles! AIK- I ususally like your psots. BUT- Ben Stiller is the dirty, diseased fromunda cheese of bad comedy. There are some bad movies. Most, but not all, feaTUre Ben Stiller. "Zoolander"sucks. Sooner yank out MY fingernails with rusty scissors that watch that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomShane Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Ben Stiller iss for sh*t. An absolute waste of time wherever he goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing and we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 You had it easy...we used to have to sleep in a rolled-up newspaer stuffed in the loo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 You try telling that to the youth of today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 they won't believe ya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Very nice work, GEEGEE! "I have a theory...ahem...All dinosaurs are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and thin again at the other end..." --Miss Anne Elk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Which I could expound without doubt.This second theory which, with the one which I just said, forms the brace of theories which I own and which belong to me, goes like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 That's your theory is? (Yes, it is) Well, that seems to have hit the old nail on the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 My second theory states that Fire Brigade choirs seldom sing songs about Marcel Proust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Tonights football match pits the Bournemouth Amatuer Gynecologists versus the Shepperton Long John Silver Impersonators... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 To the Borough Surveyor who's left out the Medical Officer of Health. Straight along the line to the Lady Mayoress and the Lady Mayoress has got to go through. Number two has missed her - he's taken to the full back - only the full back to beat and she has scored! The Lady Mayoress has scored, it's eleven points to three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Chairman Mao, in what year did Manchester win the FA Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Lin Piao has a stranglehold on central committee which Lin Shao Chi can't break, so it remains to be seen whether Chou En Lai can really get his finger out and get going in the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Wenn ist das Nunstr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 and their next opponent, the Shepeprton Catholic River-Wideners Club.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society, which must have cost them the match and then of course there was that crippling defeat at the hands of the Derry and Toms Soft Toy Department, so I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London Pooves on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 LOL in the extremis! "Sing, Little Birdie?" "Yes, it was in fact Wlech-allyn"... You're a brave man, Karl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Our contestant tonight is Karl Marx and our special prize is this beautiful lounge suite! Uh, Karl has elected to answer questions on workers' control of factories, so here we go with question number one. You, nervous, Karl? Just a little. Well, never mind, Karl, have a go! The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 The development of the industrial bourgeoiuse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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