gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Good! Yes, it is indeed! Well done, Karl! You're on your way to your lounge suite! Now Karl, number two. The struggle of class against class is a what struggle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 uuuuhhh. ...the workers control the means of production...uhhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Uh, no, it was Wolverhampton Wanderers who beat Leicester 3-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Yes, and well done...but we did want a block of flats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 You wouldn't regret this. Think of the tourist trade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Mind you, this isn't one of those flesh flying out of the windows, blood caked to the walls apetoirs. My life's been leading up to this..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 yes, well that is the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance i have come to expect from you non creative garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Ach! Zat iss not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 In the Autumn of '44, the Germans were working on a joke of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 In 1945 Peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 oooh, that's that nice Mr. Hilter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-fran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 They don't fly so much as...plummet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 D'accord, d'accord. Maintenant, je vous pr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 I guess the whole airliner msade out of a sheep killed this thread. Kind of like the poor parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 yikes ... how did that happen??? here you go PDM Maintenant, le mouton ... le landing ... les wheels, bon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Since I am not sure what they are saying when Palin and Cleese switch moustaches, I will move on to... "We need to find a way to tax thingy..." "Thingy?" "You know...thingy" "Pooh-poohs???" "No...thingy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 it has been almost a year ... but you asked for it PDM... to continue.... well don't you even take the bones out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Howley III Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 The... Larch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 This was always my favorite, most clever bit. 'An argument isn't just automatically saying "No it isn't"' 'Yes it is' "No it isn't!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildthing2022000 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 an: 'Evening, squire! Squire: (stiffly) Good evening. Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more? Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon? M: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? S: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes. M: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? S: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you. M: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! S: Are you, uh,...are you selling something? M: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) M: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! S: Well, I, uh.... M: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay? S: Um, she likes sport, yes! M: I bet she does, I bet she does! S: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket. M: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? S: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause) M: SAY NO MORE!! M: Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! S: I wasn't going to! M: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly? S: Photography? M: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? S: Holiday snaps, eh? M: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography? S: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera. M: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay? S: Look... are you insinuating something? M: Oh, no, no, no...yes. S: Well? M: Well, you're a man of the world, squire. S: Yes... M: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it".... S: What do you mean? M: Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady.... S: Yes.... M: What's it like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 This was always my favorite, most clever bit. 'An argument isn't just automatically saying "No it isn't"' 'Yes it is' "No it isn't!' Look, this isn't an argument. Yes it is. No it isn't, it's just contradiction. No it isn't. It is. It is not. Look, you contradicted me. I did not. Oh you did. No, no, no. You did just then. Nonsense. Oh, this is futile. No it isn't. I came here for a good argument. No, you didn't. No, you came here for an argument. An argument isn't just contradiction. It can be. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. No it isn't. Yes it is. It's not just contradiction. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. But that's not just saying, "No it isn't." Yes it is. No it isn't. An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. No it isn't. Yes it is. Not at all. Now look... [bell rings] Good morning. What? That's it. Good morning. It was just getting interesting. Sorry, the five minutes is up. That was never five minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 The Larch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Well... I'd just like to say, m'lud, I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to take away my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the saviour of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the wood**** in his springe or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Why it took me 4 hours to bury the cat Four hours to bury the cat??? Yes damn thing wouldnt stay still BTW OT Just picked up Tix to see Spamalot when it tours next June thru Houston Cant wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Dinsdale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Why it took me 4 hours to bury the cat Four hours to bury the cat??? Yes damn thing wouldnt stay still BTW OT Just picked up Tix to see Spamalot when it tours next June thru Houston Cant wait i have seen it twice and have tixs to see it again.. you will not be disappointed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 SPAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackbackblock Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! out of sequence as well Right! If that's the way you want it - Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Confess! Confess! Confess! It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackbackblock Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 WHADDAYOU WANT? Well, Well, I was told outside that... DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! What? SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT! Yes, but I came here for an argument!! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! Oh! Oh I see! Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. Oh...Sorry... Not at all! stupid git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 This was always my favorite, most clever bit. 'An argument isn't just automatically saying "No it isn't"' 'Yes it is' "No it isn't!' lol, ahh english humor. "...and that my lord is how we know the world to be banana shaped." "this new learning amazes me. Tell me again how sheeps bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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