T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Let us all unite and shame Darrelle Revis for taking Woody Johnson’s money that Woody was actually stashing through a complex web of highly illegal tax evasion practices, up to and including using the Jets organization as a shell company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bla bla bla Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I hope Revis gets toasted but we lose because of a mistake McCown makes even though the rest of the team plays well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, bla bla bla said: I hope Revis gets toasted but we lose because of a mistake McCown makes even though the rest of the team plays well. Bowles is gonna be watching McCown v Alex Smith with the same level of excitement as when we watched the Denise Richards/Neve Campbell pool sex scene in Wild Things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Let's go Jets. Pretty excited for the tailgate in a few hours, that should be fun. My young cousin is going to his first game, that is also fun. Jets football? That might be another story. Hope that part is fun as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Bowles is gonna be watching McCown v Alex Smith with the same level of excitement as when we watched the Denise Richards/Neve Campbell pool sex scene in Wild Things. It's a well known fact that Denise Richards gives you the best chance to score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Definitely wearing my Revis jersey tomorrow, dude played the owners, and beat them at their own game, IF every star in this league followed the Revis business plan in the NFL the owners would be forced into a more serious game of collusion, god forbid these billionaires get played by a star player every once in awhile, some of my best memories as a Jets fan is the whole 2009 season that Revis put together, the who’s who hit list that got stranded on Revis Island is the most impressive single season I’ve ever witnessed coverage wise by a DB, others have had arguably better seasons if you want to include playmaking into the equation like Woodson, and Deon, but just straight up 1 on 1 coverage nobody had a better season ever, 2008, 2010, 2011, and 2015 were great seasons also probably the 5 best seasons any Jets CB has ever had. Sorry if I don’t shed a ? for the Billionare sociopath owners for getting taken for the equivalent of about $100 to the average person, shame he had to have a final season here like 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I hope we win by 40 and Mevi$ gets lit up like a: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 In his prime, Revis was the best cb ever in the history of the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better2bgreenthanblue Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Let's Go J.....ah screw it, MORE DENISE RICHARDS PICS PLEASE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Lupz27 said: Definitely wearing my Revis jersey tomorrow, dude played the owners, and beat them at their own game, IF every star in this league followed the Revis business plan in the NFL the owners would be forced into a more serious game of collusion, god forbid these billionaires get played by a star player every once in awhile, some of my best memories as a Jets fan is the whole 2009 season that Revis put together, the who’s who hit list that got stranded on Revis Island is the most impressive single season I’ve ever witnessed coverage wise by a DB, others have had arguably better seasons if you want to include playmaking into the equation like Woodson, and Deon, but just straight up 1 on 1 coverage nobody had a better season ever, 2008, 2010, 2011, and 2015 were great seasons also probably the 5 best seasons any Jets CB has ever had. Sorry if I don’t shed a ? for the Billionare sociopath owners for getting taken for the equivalent of about $100 to the average person, shame he had to have a final season here like 2016. I agree with you. I was upset with Revis. I’m over it now and remember all the good times/years. Sort of like my ex wife ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Lupz27 said: Definitely wearing my Revis jersey tomorrow, dude played the owners, and beat them at their own game, IF every star in this league followed the Revis business plan in the NFL the owners would be forced into a more serious game of collusion, god forbid these billionaires get played by a star player every once in awhile, some of my best memories as a Jets fan is the whole 2009 season that Revis put together, the who’s who hit list that got stranded on Revis Island is the most impressive single season I’ve ever witnessed coverage wise by a DB, others have had arguably better seasons if you want to include playmaking into the equation like Woodson, and Deon, but just straight up 1 on 1 coverage nobody had a better season ever, 2008, 2010, 2011, and 2015 were great seasons also probably the 5 best seasons any Jets CB has ever had. Sorry if I don’t shed a ? for the Billionare sociopath owners for getting taken for the equivalent of about $100 to the average person, shame he had to have a final season here like 2016. Fan sympathy for NFL owners is always, always one of the most bizarre, misplaced, and shameful elements in sports. If there’s any single group of people that—at literally every turn—has shown blatant and overwhelming disregard for their own customer base, it’s NFL ownership. There are mother****ers today who will pay Woody Johnson $50 cash to rent a ******* parking space for three hours who will then go into the stadium and scream for those three hours at Darrelle Revis for being a “greedy bitch.” In short, Darrelle Revis criticism is intellectually depraved tribal idiocy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section314 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 6 hours ago, T0mShane said: Let us all unite and shame Darrelle Revis for taking Woody Johnson’s money that Woody was actually stashing through a complex web of highly illegal tax evasion practices, up to and including using the Jets organization as a shell company. TOm......does this make all of us accessories to the crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, section314 said: TOm......does this make all of us accessories to the crime? We’re the investors in that shell company, except our return is significantly less than zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Fan sympathy for NFL owners is always, always one of the most bizarre, misplaced, and shameful elements in sports. If there’s any single group of people that—at literally every turn—has shown blatant and overwhelming disregard for their own customer base, it’s NFL ownership. There are mother****ers today who will pay Woody Johnson $50 cash to rent a ******* parking space for three hours who will then go into the stadium and scream for those three hours at Darrelle Revis for being a “greedy bitch.” In short, Darrelle Revis criticism is intellectually depraved tribal idiocy. Why can’t we dislike them equally? Matter of fact why isn’t it ok to just dislike everybody? I dislike all the NFL owners and I dislike a majority of the players at a somewhat similar level. Cept the guy in Atlanta, that’s my homeboy right there. I will be anyone’s friend for a $2 wiener and $5 beer. Judge if you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Why can’t we dislike them equally? Matter of fact why isn’t it ok to just dislike everybody? I dislike all the NFL owners and I dislike a majority of the players at a somewhat similar level. Cept the guy in Atlanta, that’s my homeboy right there. I will be anyone’s friend for a $2 wiener and $5 beer. Judge if you must. Liking Matt Ryan and no one else is the core tenet of the same ideology that allowed Hitler to come to power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Alternative crowd jeers for Darrelle Revis: ”BOOOOOOO REVIS YOU SUCK EXCEPT FOR THOSE THREE SEASONS WHERE YOU WERE THE BEST COVER CORNER OF ALL TIME AND THOSE FIVE OTHER SEASONS WHERE YOU WERE ONLY THE SECOND OR THIRD BEST COVER CORNER IN THE LEAGUE” ”BOOOOOOOOO REVIS YOU STOLE ABOUT HALF OF THE DOLLAR VALUE OF JACOBY ELLSBURY’S YANKEE CONTRACT FROM WOODY JOHNSON WHO SHOULD HAVE GONE TO JAIL IN 2006 FOR EVADING TAXES BUT SKATED BECAUSE OF HIS ENTANGLEMENTS WITH SIMILARLY CORRUPT GOP CONGRESSMEN” ”BOOOOOOO REVIS WE SHOULD HAVE JUST SAT TIGHT AND DRAFTED LEON HALL, AARON ROSS, OR BRADY QUINN INSTEAD OF YOU.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 30 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Liking Matt Ryan and no one else is the core tenet of the same ideology that allowed Hitler to come to power. Does Matt have $2 wieners and $5 beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Is McCown really starting the game at this point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, The Crusher said: Does Matt have $2 wieners and $5 beer? Matt Ryan only drinks hoppy microbrews him and his buddy Chet uncovered on a weekend antiquing trip in the Berkshires, and he’d like to tell you all about the different types of hops used in the brewing process, as well as why drinking any mass-produced beer is uncivil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Matt Ryan only drinks hoppy microbrews him and his buddy Chet uncovered on a weekend antiquing trip in the Berkshires, and he’d like to tell you all about the different types of hops used in the brewing process, as well as why drinking any mass-produced beer is uncivil. If it’s only $5 and it comes with $2 wiener then I will listen to what be mundane fanboy beer drivel I need to. Willing to suffer for my craft. Unlike Revis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Just now, The Crusher said: If it’s only $5 and it comes with $2 wiener then I will listen to what be mundane fanboy beer drivel I need to. Willing to suffer for my craft. Unlike Revis. The microbrew will cost $12, but it’s justified (according to Matt) because it’s a “sipping beer.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Gen X Jet said: Is McCown really starting the game at this point? We can probably necro this thread this time next year and it will still fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 :Jamal Adams gives up his third easy TD of the day to Travis Kelce: Jets fans: “What I like about him is that he doesn’t hold out.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 :Kareem Hunt catches a short pass in the flat, turns upfield, and jukes Darron Lee so hard that Lee’s legs disassemble below the knee. In lieu of the cart, trainers prop Lee up into a wheelchair, drape a Vietnam-era olive green military coat over his jersey, and tie an American flag bandana around his head so that he resembles the Tom Cruise character from Born on the Fourth of July, Ron Kovic. As Lee clumsily wheels himself off the field, he spreads his fingers into a peace sign and points it in the direction of Kareem Hunt, who is still jogging uncontested toward the end zone for an easy touchdown: Jets fans: “I still can’t believe we wasted a first round pick on Darrelle Revis.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 7 hours ago, T0mShane said: Let us all unite and shame Darrelle Revis for taking Woody Johnson’s money that Woody was actually stashing through a complex web of highly illegal tax evasion practices, up to and including using the Jets organization as a shell company. The game thread is supposed to be about winning the game not bashing former players on the other team... DAMN YOU T0mShane Lets go Jets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Yeah. Woo. :cough: What we we saying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 47 minutes ago, T0mShane said: :Jamal Adams gives up his third easy TD of the day to Travis Kelce: Jets fans: “What I like about him is that he doesn’t hold out.” "of course the SOJFs arent even acknowledging how good hes been when they play him at LB" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I’m so excited for this game I can’t stand it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 minute ago, dbatesman said: "of course the SOJFs arent even acknowledging how good hes been when they play him at LB" If only his arms were 4 feet longer he’d get his hands on everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 Lets see if we can get petty into the game is my motto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, faba said: Lets see if we can get petty into the game is my motto I thought your motto was, “excuse me young lady can you help me get this couch into this cargo van with cardboard taped over the windows?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 2 hours ago, T0mShane said: Fan sympathy for NFL owners is always, always one of the most bizarre, misplaced, and shameful elements in sports. If there’s any single group of people that—at literally every turn—has shown blatant and overwhelming disregard for their own customer base, it’s NFL ownership. There are mother****ers today who will pay Woody Johnson $50 cash to rent a ******* parking space for three hours who will then go into the stadium and scream for those three hours at Darrelle Revis for being a “greedy bitch.” In short, Darrelle Revis criticism is intellectually depraved tribal idiocy. They only charge those prices because there are people stupid enough to pay them. PSLs are the worst thing ever created regarding the fans. Both players and owners are responsible for the jacked up prices. This market is due for a correction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Fantasy Island said: They only charge those prices because there are people stupid enough to pay them. PSLs are the worst thing ever created regarding the fans. Both players and owners are responsible for the jacked up prices. This market is due for a correction. It seems pretty easy, right? Teams jacked prices on everything from tickets to parking and hot dogs, then instituted PSLs and ratings took a dive. They don’t make their money on game-days, anyway. Why not do what Art Blank did and just roll the prices back? Customers will reward you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 In actual game news, Andy Reid has given up play calling duties AND the young OC is supposed to want to give Mahomes some run. Could be a fun contrast when Mahomes is in the game and we’re still running McCown out there until the bitter end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Also: Ben McAdoo is a dead man walking. The Mara family doesn’t jerk around with their coaches. This is to give his staff 48 hours to prep resumes and hire movers. Sources: Giants could fire coach Ben McAdoo in 24 hours after Sunday's game vs. Raiders Faceb Ben McAdoo's nearly two-year run as head coach of the New York Giants is coming to an end, and he could be fired in the 24 hours after Sunday's game against the Oakland Raiders, league sources told ESPN. General manager Jerry Reese's standing also is highly tenuous, according to sources, though any timing on his potential departure is more uncertain than McAdoo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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