Maxman Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Just had this email exchange with a PR firm. Felt like sharing it. Quote Hi there, I saw you shared a post on Tom Brady’s fitness routine. After researching his TB12 method, I went ahead and tried it. The results were awesome. So I created an infographic of the most important points of his routine. I thought your readers would enjoy it Let me know if you would like to check it out. Cheers, Adam Quote Hi Adam, We would be hard pressed to find anything our readers could care less about. Do you have an infographic that lists the other possible things Jets fans don’t care about? If you could put that together, I would definitely run it. Also please show me the social media post that we shared about Tom Brady’s jazzercise routine. I will hunt down the person that shared it and fire them immediately. Warmest regards to you and yours for a most pleasant 2018. Thanks, Phil Sullivan http://JetNation.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Holy sh*t that's gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 LMFAO!!!!! MAXMAN WITH THE SLAM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Oh fook, just popped a lung, Must be an Auto Spam email, surely no ones that dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mphtrilogy Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 that was perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Please ask them how much Kraft filters though the LLC to dodge the salary cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Maxman said: Just had this email exchange with a PR firm. Felt like sharing it. That's what makes you that guy XOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Boss man be bossing like a boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 Here is their response. Quote Hi Phil, I would happily put together an infographic on "Jets Fans Don’t Care About”. I just want to be certain that if I send a QUALITY infograph on the topic your way you will post it? Thanks, Adam I think the sarcasm may have been lost on him. When people email JetNation they seem to think we are this big company with corporate offices. I feel bad when I have to paint the picture for them that has them realizing they are talking to me, in my basement, probably with no pants on. The struggle is real people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 So you didn't get the infographic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Lol, infograph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, SayNoToDMC said: So you didn't get the infographic? I feel like I should get it now lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 what a terrible PR firm. Why do they think Jets fans would care one lick what brady inserts into his anus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Maxman said: Here is their response. I think the sarcasm may have been lost on him. When people email JetNation they seem to think we are this big company with corporate offices. I feel bad when I have to paint the picture for them that has them realizing they are talking to me, in my basement, probably with no pants on. The struggle is real people! That sounds like the most beautiful picture ever painted. Especially the no pants part. You're not scaring them off with this depiction. You're attracting them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I need a gif. of Kristaps Porzingas posterizing a defender...except put Max’s head on KP.??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Maxman said: Here is their response. I think the sarcasm may have been lost on him. When people email JetNation they seem to think we are this big company with corporate offices. I feel bad when I have to paint the picture for them that has them realizing they are talking to me, in my basement, probably with no pants on. The struggle is real people! Typical response from the clueless Pat's Fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Maxman said: I feel like I should get it now lol. Well I think it's fair to say that you can quite honestly commit to sharing this "QUALITY infograph" with all of us. It simply may not be received in a manner which they intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 I don't think there's a gif in the entire internet that could appropriately represent how awesome this is. Max is literally the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Maxman said: Hi Phil, I would happily put together an infographic on "Jets Fans Don’t Care About”. I just want to be certain that if I send a QUALITY infograph on the topic your way you will post it? Thanks, Adam Actually, I'd like to see that "infographic" (probably your basic pie chart). Also, I could go for some pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 15 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said: Actually, I'd like to see that "infographic" (probably your basic pie chart). Also, I could go for some pie. I requested it from them. Sorry, there is no leftover pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 I will give the guy a link to his site, but here is the infographic. His article appears here: http://fringepursuits.com/tb12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 The idiot does not eat strawberries they say. I could sleep 9 hour may be when i was a teenager bu zero chance of that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 They missed way too many things that we don't care about. It's like they don't even know us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 7:56 AM, Maxman said: Just had this email exchange with a PR firm. Felt like sharing it. Post of the millenium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Bleedin Green said: They missed way too many things that we don't care about. It's like they don't even know us. I went back and said put together the Jets fans don't care list. I will see what he comes up with lol. Somewhere, TB12 LLC is getting an invoice for all of this stuff. It is good work we all do here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 The only thing that bothers me about the thread starter is @Maxman for some reason feeling the need to identify the firm as being Puerto Rican. It was a funny post, but that part seemed out of place to me, and maybe even a little inappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freemanm Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Awesome response Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Sperm Edwards said: The only thing that bothers me about the thread starter is @Maxman for some reason feeling the need to identify the firm as being Puerto Rican. It was a funny post, but that part seemed out of place to me, and maybe even a little inappropriate. Especially given the current climate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 That infograph looks like a 6th graders health project he whipped together the night before it was due and still had enough time left over for 9:30 hours sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Maxman said: I will give the guy a link to his site, but here is the infographic. His article appears here: http://fringepursuits.com/tb12 GTFO...this actually happened???? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 11, 2018 Author Share Posted January 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Sperm Edwards said: The only thing that bothers me about the thread starter is @Maxman for some reason feeling the need to identify the firm as being Puerto Rican. It was a funny post, but that part seemed out of place to me, and maybe even a little inappropriate. I had to read your post like 7 times before I got the joke. PR Firm, I get it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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