Jetscode1 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, The Crusher said: Fancy! What kind is it? A friend got me this for my birthday. 129.5 proof. Interesting for sure. Willett Pot Still Reserve. https://www.kentuckybourbonwhiskey.com/the-whiskeys/willett-pot-still-reserve/ The 129 proof....wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Jetscode1 said: Willett Pot Still Reserve. https://www.kentuckybourbonwhiskey.com/the-whiskeys/willett-pot-still-reserve/ The 129 proof....wow. .5 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylee Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, The Crusher said: She is twenty seven been dating for five years. Really nice kid. Lucky for him. Wait,,, wat? ,, who said that? My husband says that the girls can start dating when they're 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I plan on banging the entire bridal party... ....and maybe the groomsmen too... sup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Nolder said: It's the night before he's supposed to get married but instead of going out and getting drunk with some guy friends 80 is at home because all his friends are on the internet and play mafia. He's sweaty, his knees weak, arms are heavy. He already had dinner, mom made spaghetti. He keeps forgetting the vows he wrote down, the TVs too loud, he opens his mouth to practice but the words wont come out. He's choking now...so he opens the fridge and chugs some 2% milk. Not whole milk that sh*ts gross and not that weak sh*t either. 2% is just right and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. He looks down at the carton as he wipes his chin and sees the expiration date of last ******* year. Well sh*t. Literally. He runs to the bathroom and sticks his fingers down his throat knowing if he doesn't get that yogurty badness he just swallowed out and into the toilet his wedding would be ruined. There she blows! As 80 is bent over emptying his guts and soul the room begins to spin...holy sh*t is this a wedding dance? 80 looks around the room and sees himself and his wife to be. Everyone is the bride and groom. Where did the bathroom go? Why is he here? Questions fill 80s mind as he moves in the mingle with the "crowd". Bro I love whole milk. I'm out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 okay I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylee Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Kaylee said: Welcome back Well thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylee Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 I prefer whole milk also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 32 minutes ago, JiF said: I plan on banging the entire bridal party... ....and maybe the groomsmen too... sup? I’ll be at the Buffett if you need a wingman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 53 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Fancy! What kind is it? A friend got me this for my birthday. 129.5 proof. Interesting for sure. My newest favorite: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 vote Nyn because hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 30 minutes ago, Lizard King said: Bro I love whole milk. I'm out What the **** is wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 Votecount 80 - Crusher (1) Liz - Dice (2) Dice - Nyn (1) Nyn - AVM (1) With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch. No deadline currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, AVM said: My newest favorite: That looks fancy. What type of liquor is it? I can't make it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, Nolder said: Votecount 80 - Crusher (1) Liz - Dice (2) Dice - Nyn (1) Nyn - AVM (1) With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch. No deadline currently. Pretty sure we got scum in those not voting 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 55 minutes ago, Nolder said: What the **** is wrong with you? Nothing - I'm totally healthy because I drink whole milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Jetscode1 said: hello all...stay warm I'll keep you warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Nolder said: That looks fancy. What type of liquor is it? I can't make it out. Bourbon. Really hard to find, at least in ABC stores. If you're a bourbon guy I highly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 hours ago, Kaylee said: Congrats oon the one getting laid btw Ftfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylee Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Lol Nyn ❤ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, AVM said: vote Nyn because hi <3 missed you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 17 minutes ago, AVM said: Bourbon. Really hard to find, at least in ABC stores. If you're a bourbon guy I highly recommend it. Not sure. I've tried some bourbon before but nothing really caught me. Right now I'm into Scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 In lamentation of loosing the 80 that we all know and love, I give you... The Ballad of 80 (set to the tune of Self-Esteem by The Offspring) I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say When she came over I shook my head I closed the door and then went to bed Now I know I'm being rude She has to learn that I'm not in the mood I know that she thinks I'm mean I'm not sorry for my high self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah I watch porn and cum like a mime Go to bed at a reasonable time Late at night I dream of a ho Yes, even then I just gotta say no Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying that she wants only me Then I tell her she should sleep with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how to get this to end Well I guess I should stick her with my wang But I really think it's better this way The more you wait for The more you'll blow her mind away, right, yeah, yeah Now I'll relate this a little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Now I just give her a hug Then I close the door and give it a tug I may be lame But I'm not a sleaze My name is 80 and have high self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I tell her she should sleep with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how to get this to end Well, I guess I should stick her with my wang But I really think it's better this way The more you wait for The more you'll blow her mind away Right, yeah, yeah, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Good morning--err, afternoon--guys and gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 True talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Kaylee said: My husband says that the girls can start dating when they're 30. my rule is 72 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylee Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 F*ckin bullsh*t that I didn't get to be a mod-confirmed townie in this one. This is MY day dammit. #VirginGroomZilla Hey all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 @Verbal's not playing either? F*ckin lame. Hmm. Vote CTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted January 16, 2018 Author Share Posted January 16, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: @Verbal's not playing either? F*ckin lame. Hmm. Vote CTM He even gave me sh*t for not tagging him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: F*ckin bullsh*t that I didn't get to be a mod-confirmed townie in this one. This is MY day dammit. #VirginGroomZilla Hey all! Classic scum 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Nynaeve said: <3 missed you <3 missed you too! 3 hours ago, Nolder said: Not sure. I've tried some bourbon before but nothing really caught me. Right now I'm into Scotch. Still haven't really gotten in to Scotch. Have a favorite? 2 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: In lamentation of loosing the 80 that we all know and love, I give you... The Ballad of 80 (set to the tune of Self-Esteem by The Offspring) I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say When she came over I shook my head I closed the door and then went to bed Now I know I'm being rude She has to learn that I'm not in the mood I know that she thinks I'm mean I'm not sorry for my high self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah I watch porn and cum like a mime Go to bed at a reasonable time Late at night I dream of a ho Yes, even then I just gotta say no Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying that she wants only me Then I tell her she should sleep with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how to get this to end Well I guess I should stick her with my wang But I really think it's better this way The more you wait for The more you'll blow her mind away, right, yeah, yeah Now I'll relate this a little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Now I just give her a hug Then I close the door and give it a tug I may be lame But I'm not a sleaze My name is 80 and have high self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I tell her she should sleep with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how to get this to end Well, I guess I should stick her with my wang But I really think it's better this way The more you wait for The more you'll blow her mind away Right, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm moved beyond tears. Beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: F*ckin bullsh*t that I didn't get to be a mod-confirmed townie in this one. This is MY day dammit. #VirginGroomZilla Hey all! Gotta reactivate the "is the seachicken scum" insta-meter...trying to remember how it worked. Ahh, that's right - stare you down til you blink or tried to hump my leg. So let's see: 1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said: @Verbal's not playing either? F*ckin lame. Hmm. Vote CTM Here I'll fill in for Verb: Something something pencil joke something DIAF something something GFY *disappears for a day* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Damnit can we not direct paste gifs anymore? GIFs and meltdowns are all I'm good at, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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