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I see a bunch of people posting videos of Eagles fans setting cars on fire and tearing down stoplights, which makes me appreciate the foresight of Woody Johnson to have the Jets play in an inflammable cement crate surrounded by endless miles of toxic swampland and a barren, post-apocalyptic shopping mall designed to look as if a giant red schoolbus fell from the sky and got spiked into the mud at a 36 degree angle.

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Just now, T0mShane said:

I see a bunch of people posting videos of Eagles fans setting cars on fire and tearing down stoplights, which makes me appreciate the foresight of Woody Johnson to have the Jets play in an inflammable cement crate surrounded by endless miles of toxic swampland and a barren, post-apocalyptic shopping mall designed to look as if a giant red schoolbus fell from the sky and got spiked into the mud at a 36 degree angle.

RLLOL!

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9 minutes ago, JetFaninMI said:

 Crazy man. In all my years living in NYC I've never seen a riot when one of our teams won a Championship. Amazing isn't it?

I keep trying to imagine what Jets fans would do immediately following a Jets Super Bowl win, and I’ve concluded we’d all be super-occupied making whiny Facebook posts about how gay and SOJ the Maroon 5 halftime show was.

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4 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

I keep trying to imagine what Jets fans would do immediately following a Jets Super Bowl win, and I’ve concluded we’d all be super-occupied making whiny Facebook posts about how gay and SOJ the Maroon 5 halftime show was.

TBH, we might have a point.

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1 hour ago, JetFaninMI said:

 Crazy man. In all my years living in NYC I've never seen a riot when one of our teams won a Championship. Amazing isn't it?

Well there were some noise violations when the Mets won in '86.  And some littering went on during the parades.  

But Philly re-enacts 'The Purge' movies so yeah, they definitely have us beat.

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6 hours ago, nycdan said:

Well there were some noise violations when the Mets won in '86.  And some littering went on during the parades.  

But Philly re-enacts 'The Purge' movies so yeah, they definitely have us beat.

Dude I was so wasted at that parade. I remember nothing. Although I was probably guilty of some of the littering. I did wake-up in North Jersey 1 day after with no idea of how I got there.

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7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

I keep trying to imagine what Jets fans would do immediately following a Jets Super Bowl win, and I’ve concluded we’d all be super-occupied making whiny Facebook posts about how gay and SOJ the Maroon 5 halftime show was.

When the Jets win their next Super Bowl, if I am still alive, I will be there and will probably not really care who the half-time show was and what the hell is Facebook?

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