Mafia for Beginners - Game Thread (GAME OVER - Town wins)

[The Crusher]

6 minutes ago, Pac said:

Vote Villain

still haven't received my pics.

I have one of him in a Jets Snuggie wearing a Rex Ryan Ny titans jersey if you like. It’s so hawt! 

[The Crusher]

1 minute ago, BrickTamland said:

Vote Pac

Quality vote. Good eye .

[Jetsfan80]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Nolder (4) - Ballin, Stark, GATA, JiF

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO

Pac (1) - Brick

Villain (1) - Pac

Ballin (1) - Nolder

 

Not Voting (7) - Spoot, Lizzie, Villain, Leelou, Ape, CTM, AVM

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch.  

[Lizard King]

8 minutes ago, BrickTamland said:

Vote Pac

This guy gets it.

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, AVM said:

Oh man, bunch of new folks for this one.  You got villain to play?  This should be fun lol

80 got him to sign up. If he actually shows up to play is still up in the air. I do agree it’s exciting get some new folks. 

[Leelou]

1 hour ago, AVM said:

HELLLO LOVE! So tell me - what brand of chaos does your heart desire?  I'd say we can pretend it's a Wednesday and lynch Nolder but the day is young, why stop the party when it's barely begun!?!

Oooh Wednesday is tempting, but how about we keep it light and meme it up! 

We’ll watch the world burn soon love! 

[Lizard King]

[Nolder]

It's time for my nap. I'll catch all you kids later.

[Lizard King]

33 minutes ago, Nolder said:

It's time for my nap. I'll catch all you kids later.

stfu horse face

[Lizard King]

[The Crusher]

1 hour ago, Nolder said:

It's time for my nap. I'll catch all you kids later.

Shocker. See you Friday.

[Leelou]

vote Lizzie

[Jetsfan80]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Nolder (4) - Ballin, Stark, GATA, JiF

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO

Lizzie (1) - Leelou

Pac (1) - Brick

Villain (1) - Pac

Ballin (1) - Nolder

 

Not Voting (6) - Spoot, Lizzie, Villain, Ape, CTM, AVM

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch.  

[Jetsfan80]

Pac run off any of the new folks yet?

[BigO]

3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

80 got him to sign up. If he actually shows up to play is still up in the air. I do agree it’s exciting get some new folks. 

All of a sudden I feel like a sacrificial lamb. ?

[Jetsfan80]

3 minutes ago, BigO said:

All of a sudden I feel like a sacrificial lamb. ?

Soylent green is people. 

[JustInFudge]

5 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Remember that game JiF ran where we lynched Nolder as a horse?  And then Nolder went on a rampage, posting a bunch of funny horse pictures?  Good times.   

Somebody was a tumbleweed in that game too.  And I'm pretty sure I never sent Hess a role and he played like 2 day phases without telling me.

lmfao

[JustInFudge]

1 hour ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Pac run off any of the new folks yet?

He's busy with some of the worst takes in the history of the main forum.  He'll be back on D2 claiming one of the 3 things: he's got the game figured out with only skimming the game, scum is scared to death of him that's why he didnt die at night or he'll claim scum. 

He's basically Smash combined with Ape's ego using all JiF's lines with JVORs balls and still is the worst player in the game.

 

[Jetsfan80]

14 minutes ago, JiF said:

Somebody was a tumbleweed in that game too.  And I'm pretty sure I never sent Hess a role and he played like 2 day phases without telling me.

lmfao

Hess WAS the tumbleweed.  lol.

[Spoot-Face]

5 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

MOD NOTE

@AVM has entered the game.  

 

He is a mod-confirmed townie.  

vote AVM

 

The mod is a known liar.

[Spoot-Face]

5 hours ago, BigO said:

I’m following up on this because it’s just too hilarious ? 

Vote Spot ...I mean Spoot

You don't even know what he's referring to...

 

 

...but you will.

FOS (Finger of Suspicion)

[Spoot-Face]

Good God, this thread is moving fast. Slow down! I'm not Scum this game, so I actually have to read everything!

[Spoot-Face]

5 hours ago, AVM said:

/kicks door open

HOW THE F*** YOU BOYS DOIN'?!

[Spoot-Face]

4 hours ago, BrickTamland said:

Vote Pac

^^Townie

[BrickTamland]

3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^Townie

whatchu call ME/?!

 

[Spoot-Face]

Just now, BrickTamland said:

whatchu call ME/?!

 

Shhhhhh! Don't speak.

Let's just lynch Pac. We'll talk in the morning.

 

unvote

vote Pac

[Jetsfan80]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Nolder (4) - Ballin, Stark, GATA, JiF

Pac (2) - Brick, Spoot

Spoot (2) - Crusher, BigO

Lizzie (1) - Leelou

Villain (1) - Pac

Ballin (1) - Nolder

 

Not Voting (5) - Lizzie, Villain, Ape, CTM, AVM

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch.  

[Spoot-Face]

Just so all the newbies know, it is customary on JN to never lynch a newcomer on D1 so you are all safe... from being lynched.

 

Your emotional safety is not guaranteed, but if you follow these simple rules, you should be fine.

1. Don't feed the wildlife (Ape)

2. If a strange man offers you candy, don't take it, and for the love of God, don't get in his van; the hippie paint is just a disguise, he has no vintage Jimmi Hendrix records to listen to inside (CTM)

3. Always report any and all inappropriate sexual conduct (Pac)

4. Never, ever, EVER, get in the way of Crusher and food

5. If a crazed man ever comes up to you and talks about "them" and "conspiracies", whatever you do DON'T tell him he's crazy, just practice this phrase: "Wow, I think you're right, Lizzie" and slip away ASAP.

6. Be careful of the sleeping giant, he gets cranky before and after his nap, which covers about 22 hours in a day. (Nolder)

[BigO]

18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Just so all the newbies know, it is customary on JN to never lynch a newcomer on D1 so you are all safe... from being lynched.

I  don’t feel I should get any preferential treatment because I’m a newbie.

Good Guys Wear Black

 

[BigO]

4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Soylent green is people. 

Surely you were scum and a Pats fan in your past life. ?

[Spoot-Face]

17 minutes ago, BigO said:

Surely you were scum and a Pats fan in your past life. ?

^^Getting in the JN Mafia spirit like:

[Lizard King]

[Lizard King]

5 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Soylent green is people. 

I don’t understand this post 

[Spoot-Face]

14 minutes ago, Lizard King said:

I don’t understand this post 

FOS for not understanding that post.

[Jetsfan80]

2 hours ago, Lizard King said:

I don’t understand this post 

Educate yourself, friend:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green