Mafia for Beginners - Game Thread (GAME OVER - Town wins)

[CTM]

3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

What have I overreacted to? Examples and quotes, please.

Lizzy's idiot vote, for one

And now my 2 words

[CTM]

1 hour ago, GATA said:

Damn Ape , you know I'm a married cat, right? Stop being so flirty.

Spoot:

 

[Leelou]

6 hours ago, BallinPB said:

ahhh I remember when nopenis went rogue his first game in.  He had a crazy obsession with leelou.  

Can we not invoke the evil spirit. 

[Spoot-Face]

17 minutes ago, CTM said:

Lizzy's idiot vote, for one

And now my 2 words

Lizzie's not even voting me, you idiot. I was simply responding to him saying I've been shady.

So is simply asking a question now "overreacting"?

Get back under your bridge and finish eating your frightened minstrels.

[JustInFudge]

2 hours ago, BrickTamland said:

You wanna vote for yourself and help us get it over with?

This guy, I like. 

[JustInFudge]

Unvote

Vote CTM

[HessStation]

 

where's Leelou? I'm having bad thoughts

[HessStation]

25 minutes ago, Leelou said:

Can we not invoke the evil spirit. 

Oh hi Leelou!

[HessStation]

unvote vote ctm 

[Jetsfan80]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (6) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark

Spoot (3) - Crusher, BigO, Ape

CTM (2) - JiF, Hess

JiF  (2) - CTM, Ballin

BigO (1) - Pac

 

PAC IS AT L-3

 

Not Voting (2) - AVM, Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

[Leelou]

51 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Oh hi Leelou!

Hi Hess!!!

[Leelou]

49 minutes ago, HessStation said:

unvote vote ctm 

 

Dirty hippie?

[HessStation]

8 minutes ago, Leelou said:

 

Dirty hippie?

Rhetoric question?

[Pac]

ok just remember I was the first to vote Big blOw..  I'll circle back if need be but no one wants to listen to reason quite yet.

Unvote

Vote GATA

she's gata.. go.

[HessStation]

@AVM

[Jetsfan80]

8 minutes ago, HessStation said:

@AVM

 

He's gonna flip out when he sees you're playing. 

[Jetsfan80]

Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (6) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark

Spoot (3) - Crusher, BigO, Ape

CTM (2) - JiF, Hess

JiF  (2) - CTM, Ballin

GATA (1) - Pac

 

PAC IS AT L-3

 

Not Voting (2) - AVM, Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

[GATA]

9 minutes ago, Pac said:

ok just remember I was the first to vote Big blOw..  I'll circle back if need be but no one wants to listen to reason quite yet.

Unvote

Vote GATA

she's gata.. go.

[Integrity28]

1 hour ago, Pac said:

ok just remember I was the first to vote Big blOw..  I'll circle back if need be but no one wants to listen to reason quite yet.

Unvote

Vote GATA

she's gata.. go.

Jesus, just in fudge.

[Pac]

1 hour ago, Integrity28 said:

Jesus, just in fudge.

difference I was trying to just in fudge it..  you thought your pun was a stroke of genius.

[Integrity28]

4 minutes ago, Pac said:

difference I was trying to just in fudge it..  you thought your pun was a stroke of genius.

No, Pete. That’s not true at all. Either part of it.

I don’t know why you always try and come back to posts like that. Just own your fail. Your retaliatory attempts are limp wristed at best.

[CTM]

32 minutes ago, Pac said:

difference I was trying to just in fudge it..  you thought your pun was a stroke of genius.

to be fair, he considers most of what he says to be genuis

[HessStation]

Imagine if United was a great mafia player.

[AVM]

On 2/27/2018 at 1:18 PM, GATA said:

UNVOTE 

VOTE Villain

Did we just become best friends?

On 2/27/2018 at 2:06 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

Villain responded, he's officially OUT. 

 

**** *** *****

i quit

On 2/27/2018 at 2:52 PM, Stark said:

Ill throw a wasted vote here... 

VOTE AVM

Jk I'm back, and House Stark has found my heart once more. Please don't get yourself killed and break my heart? K thanks

On 2/27/2018 at 2:55 PM, Stark said:

I have no idea what I am doing

Oh, sweet prince. I mean, you're not THE sweet prince, but close enough. There's only one Hess though and I...

On 2/27/2018 at 4:26 PM, HessStation said:

Put me in coach 

OH. OH THIS.

On 2/27/2018 at 4:44 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

 

This thread needs some Trape.  

YES

[AVM]

On 2/27/2018 at 6:27 PM, HessStation said:

I need this.

unvote vote PAC 

 

On 2/27/2018 at 9:02 PM, HessStation said:

unvote vote PAC

^^HAWT

Also, mafia genius at work

On 2/27/2018 at 9:27 PM, Integrity28 said:

I’m here now. Mafia go. Ape heart and soul of dis sh*t.

 

On 2/27/2018 at 9:38 PM, Integrity28 said:

Anyone feigning suspicion towards new people, Nolder, 80, or Lizzie being odd/stupid is suspect. These are givens.

CTM doesn’t have a flirtatious bone in his body. His he ever procreated is a mystery beyond that if Sasquatch and Nessie. I honestly believe he has both sets of genitalia and both are so insufficient that he suffers from hermaphroditic insecurity disorder.

Hess is a snide little prick. Also scum for suggesting I read Drood all those years ago.

Pac sucks.

Crushed isn’t soul mate. 

Gata is also my soul mate. 

We are a mini team the three of us. Like two burger patties and a leaf of crispy, sexy lettuce we are the perfect food.

Pac sucks.

GFY

i can’t belueve 80 just started having sex for the first time ever and decided he’d rather mod a game of advanced guess who in the interwebz.

Game solved.

Damn, I missed you.

On 2/27/2018 at 9:54 PM, HessStation said:

The Terror (miniseries) is getting good ratings too btw.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2708480/

 

Oh yeah

unvote

vote pac

<3

[AVM]

On 2/27/2018 at 9:56 PM, Spoot-Face said:

I was gonna wait until tomorrow to really try to get into this, but you f@ckers are insisting that we start now, so fine.

Weird. It reads like something apac would say, but I like it

On 2/27/2018 at 9:58 PM, Spoot-Face said:

Since the game seems to be starting now...

unvote

Whoa there killer, little too unchaotic for my tastes

On 2/27/2018 at 10:04 PM, CTM said:

Which for spoots evening, means a brief respite from googling pornography to google spider memes

If this was an insult the. I'm not following

23 hours ago, CTM said:

unvote 

vote Jif

 

^^townie play

23 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

That hurts.

Don't worry, I <3 beaver. 

Youre pretty cool too, homie.

23 hours ago, GATA said:

You're a special kind of beaver, you're an angry beaver ♥️

^^gets us

23 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Pac is going straight nopenis on all the women. Creepy.

I agree - Pac is playing a very normal game for Pac

[AVM]

Man, Pac, CTM and Ape are gonna be so pissy in the morning when there's a page of me talking about nothing. 

Like the old times...feels right.

[AVM]

23 hours ago, Pac said:

????

ok... clueless town it is.

23 hours ago, Pac said:

funny you seemingly have no interest in making it take off.

FatOS

I lold a little

23 hours ago, HessStation said:

unvote vote JiF

Interesting

23 hours ago, Pac said:

ok..  Prick, I mean Brick, is hiding..  Big Doh came out guns blazin' and retreated..  Leelou is once again looking to lynch me early because she <3's me... Hess is vile as always.

Vote Big dOh

Voting only for non-OG people is such a sad, pathetic AVM move. I expect better from people other than me.

22 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Okay, did my first re-read.

I never thought I would say this, but boy does it look suspicious how easily Pac's train grew to L-2 without hardly any actual game play from anyone.

Sigh, time to play mafia I suppose.

And yes, a son always, Pacs train builds astonishingly quickly. It's like a Verb train when you know he's away. Townies can help it because lol, and scum know it's easy pickings.

or, you know...PAC is scum and sucks. One of the two though.

22 hours ago, Pac said:

Damnit, I lold again

14 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

He sucks at mafia.

True though

14 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

I’m keepung my vote on CTM - for nostalgia

I'm not voting the Ape - for nostalgia

13 hours ago, Stark said:

UNVOTE

okay lets get this thing moving... I vote  PorkAC chop... lol

VOTE PAC

Damnit, Ed. Your end result is on point but your execution is...

oh. Yikes. My bad,

[AVM]

11 hours ago, HessStation said:

I don't think PAC is smart enough to duplicate his tell tale overly obnoxious townie persona. He's currently my only town read ATM. 

 

Good post.

Though I would note he's done this as scum recently (for me, which isn't recent) too

11 hours ago, JiF said:

He's Pac.

Also a good post (for the lulz)

10 hours ago, HessStation said:

unvote vote ctm 

 

Getting behind the ? is my scum tell btw

F*** this is true

10 hours ago, HessStation said:

PAC town

Gata town

everyone else is currently on my scum list. 

I'll have this wrapped up by D3

But Ape-Hess is the best town Hess, so I'm very confused by your tactics. You're probably an SK and I'll follow you to my death. Viva la Hess SK

[Spoot-Face]

38 minutes ago, HessStation said:

Imagine if United was a great mafia player.

I would be legit excited if he signed up. Even more than the actual game play, I'd be soooo f@cking stoked for his routine post-game thoughts thread where he expains, even though his team lost, how it was really a win, and that his team shouldn't be upset, because they should've known they were gonna lose all along.

Plus, just imagine the sheer amount of trolling that would go completely over his head. I don't know what would break first, Ape or his toilet.

Suffice to say, plenitful lulz would be had by all.

[AVM]

6 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

lol Lizzie.

How?

 

6 hours ago, CTM said:

over reacty

 

6 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

What have I overreacted to? Examples and quotes, please.

Damnit, this is the s*** I do as scum.

Spoot -- give me a top 3, buddy. Make me believe, I want to believe.

6 hours ago, HessStation said:

 

where's Leelou? I'm having bad thoughts

It scares me in a good way when we're on the same page. Probably means you're going to kick ass as an SK, and I'm excited to be here for it

5 hours ago, Leelou said:

 

Dirty hippie?

Hello Leelou dearest.

You know that thing I do when I get scared that you're scum for no obvious reason? I'm doing that. Help me out and tell me how you feel about our dear pal Spoot?

4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

 

He's gonna flip out when he sees you're playing. 

SOOOOOO EXCITED

[AVM]

26 minutes ago, AVM said:

Man, Pac, CTM and Ape are gonna be so pissy in the morning when there's a page of me talking about nothing. 

Like the old times...feels right.

The disappointment of this last page being just me has really hit me hard. Sad times.

Man, what a rush!

Hess is here! Yay!

CTM and Ape are bickering, feels like mom and dad are back together

You guys almost blind lynched Pac-- good sign for the new kids, they're learning fast

So, D1 unless things change* I'm not voting: Pac (sorry, I suck), Ape (feels like an Ape scum game, but I want to see where this goes), Hess (gtfo if you think I'm voting Hess as town or the obvious SK that he is), Ballin (Ballin is town, deal with it), or JiF 

 

[AVM]

*JK I'm probably lying

vote JiF

[AVM]

4 hours ago, HessStation said:

@AVM

Oh also - if I was secretly a Browns fan, I'd want to be exactly like you

[AVM]

Now if that BS footsie garbage I posted doesn't make you guys want to be done with the BS footsie garbage and lynch some poor SOB, IDK what will. Let's f****** play some mafia., now