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11 minutes ago, AVM said:

Damnit, this is the s*** I do as scum.

Spoot -- give me a top 3, buddy. Make me believe, I want to believe.

There's nothing really significant that stands out to me yet. Not quite ready to cast suspicion on anyone just yet.

I do agree that Pac is creepy, but not scummy. And I'm not about to point the finger at a newbie on Day 1 of their first game.

And, sorry, I'm not gonna pull a top 3 out of my a$$ just to appease you, no matter how much you titillate my senses. <3 you.

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Anyways daughters wedding shower went off without a hitch. Cooked  for two days. Even baked my daughter one of these silly cupcake wedding dress cakes. My younger daughter found it on line so her and.

Just so all the newbies know, it is customary on JN to never lynch a newcomer on D1 so you are all safe... from being lynched.   Your emotional safety is not guaranteed, but if you follow th

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11 minutes ago, AVM said:

Now if that BS footsie garbage I posted doesn't make you guys want to be done with the BS footsie garbage and lynch some poor SOB, IDK what will. Let's f****** play some mafia., now

Feels like there should be music in the background.

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1 hour ago, HessStation said:

Imagine if United was a great mafia player.

 

59 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

I would be legit excited if he signed up.

 

I tagged him in the signup thread, just in case.  lol.  

Then again, I also tagged Darthe, BiF, JiF's Sharktooth Necklace, and Ray Ray Wolf on Wolf Anal, so.....

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Official Day 1 Vote Count

Pac (6) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark

JiF  (3) - CTM, Ballin, AVM

Spoot (3) - Crusher, BigO, Ape

CTM (2) - JiF, Hess

GATA (1) - Pac

 

PAC IS AT L-3

 

Not Voting (1) - Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

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Apparently, the spidey thread ended 10 pages ago.

Pac is a hater not sure if he's scum.

AVM just took a sh*t on this page. I still like your style.

CTM / JIF I still have my eye on you.

Nolder is still sleeping.

Leelo/Stark/BigO/Ape /Hess/Spoot I need more clues

I want a Crusher hug.

That's my synopsis since all you guys do it.

 

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36 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

There's nothing really significant that stands out to me yet. Not quite ready to cast suspicion on anyone just yet.

I do agree that Pac is creepy, but not scummy. And I'm not about to point the finger at a newbie on Day 1 of their first game.

And, sorry, I'm not gonna pull a top 3 out of my a$$ just to appease you, no matter how much you titillate my senses. <3 you.

Your insistence on clearing a quarter of the game just it's because their first game is probably going to get you lynched.

It was an unwritten rule we created if it was ONE new person in a game..  not when 25% of the game is new.

I'm not ready to vote you quite yet but your definitely in the small group of people I would be willing to squash today. 

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1 minute ago, GATA said:

Apparently, the spidey thread ended 10 pages ago.

Pac is a hater not sure if he's scum.

AVM just took a sh*t on this page. I still like your style.

CTM / JIF I still have my eye on you.

Nolder is still sleeping.

Leelo/Stark/BigO/Ape /Hess/Spoot I need more clues

I want a Crusher hug.

That's my synopsis since all you guys do it.

 

If you unvote me I'll consider unvoting you.

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15 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Then again, I also tagged Darthe, BiF, JiF's Sharktooth Necklace, and Ray Ray Wolf on Wolf Anal, so.....

I'm assuming that two of those are alts that someone (Ape or CTM) made up to make fun of JiF.

I know nothing of Darthe (heard the name before) or this Ray Ray character.

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10 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Have Spoot and AVM ever played in a game together?  They seem like they should be cousins.  I want them to be cousins.  

Yes. AVM was playing when I first started. It didn't take long for me to be invited into the League of Chaos, IIRC.

 

 

Couldn't walk straight for a week.

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12 minutes ago, Pac said:

Your insistence on clearing a quarter of the game just it's because their first game is probably going to get you lynched.

It was an unwritten rule we created if it was ONE new person in a game..  not when 25% of the game is new.

I'm not ready to vote you quite yet but your definitely in the small group of people I would be willing to squash today. 

I'm not "clearing them", you fool. I'm simply stating that I'm not going to vote them on Day 1, and not just because it's an unwritten rule, but because they are new, and therefore I need to see more from them to form an opinion one way or another.

But go ahead and keep saying that I've "cleared them". Derp.

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9 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

I'm assuming that two of those are alts that someone (Ape or CTM) made up to make fun of JiF.

I know nothing of Darthe (heard the name before) or this Ray Ray character.

Darthe is the worst Mafia player of all-time.  

Ray Ray was a dude who showed up on JN years ago, aggressively talking a lot about anal sex.  It was.....something.  I need to look and see if I can find his posts for you.  

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1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Darthe is the worst Mafia player of all-time.  

With what I've seen around here lately, I find that hard to believe.

 

1 minute ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Ray Ray was a dude who showed up on JN years ago, aggressively talking a lot about anal sex.  I need to look and see if I can find his posts for you.  

Oh, please do. I remember looking for old posts from "Teh Falcon" when I first heard of the legend years ago. Comedy gold.

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Ray Ray, on Chad Pennington:

 

On 11/12/2010 at 4:49 PM, RAYRAYon WolfAnal said:

 

I WILL ARGUE ON THAT sh*t. HE DEFINITELY KNOWS TO GIVE ME THE REACH AROUND WHEN HE'S TOSSING RAY RAY'S SALAD. DUDE HAS MUTHA****IN INTANGIBLES. YOU CAN'T COACH TO GIVE A REACH AROUND, YOU GOTTA WANT THAT sh*t. ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T DO IT FIRM ENOUGH, ARM STRENGTH IS WEAK AS HELL SON.

 

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Wow, Ray Ray is a gift that keeps on giving....found a rare Sharrow post!

 

On 9/29/2010 at 5:10 PM, RAYRAYon WolfAnal said:

 

 

SOMEONE ******* RANG???? OH YEA BABY, YOU KNOW WHY THE DOLPHINS LOST? BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEED THE WOLF. YOU FEED THE WOLF BY GIVING IT THE BLOODY REMAINS OF THOSE YOU HAVE JUST RAVAGED WITH YOUR WARRIOR FLESH HAMMER. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY, I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I SEE THAT PRETTY CHAD HENNE IN BALTY-MORE. I AM A BIG FAN OF THE CRO-MAGNON LOOK, I'LL KEEP HIS HELMET ON WHILE I ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.

 

YALL WANT TO KNOW WHY THE RAVENS LOST?? CAUSE THEY WEREN'T DOWN WITH TRULY EXERTING THEIR WARRIOR DOMINANCE. YOU MUST MAKE THE OPPOSITION QUIVER IN FEAR. YOU MUST MAKE THEM GET ON THEIR KNEES AND WORSHIP YOU AT THE ALTER. AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS IS BY RAPEY INSERTION. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SAM BLITZ THEM STRAIGHT UP THEIR GASH. HOW IS THAT FOR AN AUDIBLE BITCHEZ

 

On 9/29/2010 at 5:26 PM, The Crusher said:

 

 

Thats exactly what I was thinking. You provide a great service to this board. Thank you.

 

On 9/29/2010 at 5:39 PM, Sharrow said:

 

You're like the gay love child of Nick Manning and the Macho Man Randy Savage.

 

 

OK I'll stop now.  

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44 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said:

LOL found it.  

 

 

From JiF in that thread:

"Funny things I've seen animals do...

Baboon that jerks off when people clap for him."

 

Wayyyyyyyyy too easy...

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On 9/14/2010 at 9:55 PM, JiF said:

Funny things I've seen animals do...

Dolphins humping at Sea World.

Baboon that jerks off when people clap for him.

Monkeys that throw sperm and poop at people.

Lions that piss on people from their cage.

Chihuahua humping a pit bull, or trying to at least.

 

On 9/14/2010 at 11:26 PM, The Crusher said:

I miss I128 and the mafia goodness as well.

 

On 9/15/2010 at 9:26 AM, JiF said:

Nah, these monkeys were more classy and not as long winded.

omg lol

 

8 years and apparently nothing has changed.

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17 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

Pretty sure he’d be that guy Thungyman from the all-star Derp mafia league

Probably. He'd still be interesting to get under a microscope for a game. I'd probably be disappointed. But at least he'd probably post a lot. 

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8 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

From JiF in that thread:

"Funny things I've seen animals do...

Baboon that jerks off when people clap for him."

 

Wayyyyyyyyy too easy...

I used to go to this sleep over camp. They had a zoo.  We'd fool all the new kids to walk really close the lions cage because when you got close, he got pissed off and then would piss on you.  His piss was like a hose.  It was amazing.

The Baboon was insane.  You start clapping and he'd go crazy.  Jumping all around his cage and going absolutely nuts and would finish his show off by jerking off.  

The monkeys would throw their sh*t at you.  The Llamas would spit on you.

It was crazy.  

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2 minutes ago, JiF said:

I used to go to this sleep over camp. They had a zoo.  We'd fool all the new kids to walk really close the lions cage because when you got close, he got pissed off and then would piss on you.  His piss was like a hose.  It was amazing.

The Baboon was insane.  You start clapping and he'd go crazy.  Jumping all around his cage and going absolutely nuts and would finish his show off by jerking off.  

The monkeys would throw their sh*t at you.  The Llamas would spit on you.

It was crazy.  

Worth it 

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Official Day 1 Vote Count (Unchanged)

Pac (6) - Brick, Leelou, Lizzie, Nolder, GATA, Stark

JiF  (3) - CTM, Ballin, AVM

Spoot (3) - Crusher, BigO, Ape

CTM (2) - JiF, Hess

GATA (1) - Pac

 

PAC IS AT L-3

 

Not Voting (1) - Spoot

With 16 alive, it takes 9 votes to lynch

 

DEADLINE:  Thursday, 9:30 PM EST

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9 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

 

 

omg lol

 

8 years and apparently nothing has changed.

Monkey's haven't evolved in millions of years, that's kinda their whole thing. you expect evolution in 8?

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