Grandy Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Today I got kinda bored, and decided to let my cat predict our pick at #3. He's a very trust-able source in my eyes. He's been a good luck charm while watching Met games, as we seemingly never lose when he's with me. I took his 4 little mouse toys, labeled one with "Mayfield", one with "Rosen, one with "Allen", and one with "Darnold". I placed them all in front of him, and almost instantly he pawed the toy that read "Sam Darnold". So what I'm telling is that since my cat picked Darnold, he will be our QB. Pre-order your jerseys boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockeJET Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You took 3 mouse toys and yet put all 4 QBs separately on each? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 you cat people need to come get your boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandy Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 1 minute ago, LockeJET said: You took 3 mouse toys and yet put all 4 QBs separately on each? Err, corrected that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlichtie Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 This is no less p(l)awsible than any other method Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 That settles it. Sam Darnold it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Someplace a Giants executive reads this and says,"Fck, the cat picked Darnold, gotta take him first!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adoni Beast Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 29 minutes ago, Grandy said: Today I got kinda bored, and decided to let my cat predict our pick at #3. He's a very trust-able source in my eyes. He's been a good luck charm while watching Met games, as we seemingly never lose when he's with me. I took his 4 little mouse toys, labeled one with "Mayfield", one with "Rosen, one with "Allen", and one with "Darnold". I placed them all in front of him, and almost instantly he pawed the toy that read "Sam Darnold". So what I'm telling is that since my cat picked Darnold, he will be our QB. Pre-order your jerseys boys! So your cat has studied mac’s draft strategy I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Are you sure? You heard about the divine intervention with my toaster last month, right? It was a sign from above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jetsons Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 meow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 My cat told me we are drafting minkah Fitzpatrick so that we can reuse jerseysSent from my [device_name] using http://JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You sprayed the Darnold toy with catnip, didn't you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Speaking of that strategy, look what movie comes out tomorrow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Hey guy! ...you also said you slipped on an Allen wrench in the garage. So which coincidence is it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadienJetsFan Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Purrrrrrrrrfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said: Hey guy! ...you also said you slipped on an Allen wrench in the garage. So which coincidence is it?? They are both coincidences. The Allen wrench was cancelled out by the Baker Toast-field. Now, if a dozen red rosens show up at the front door I'll really have no Darnold idea who we're getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thshadow Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 I had just assumed that the cat coughed up a furball. Because whoever we take is going to be compared to cat vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinGreenNC Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Farging cat people...Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuzzardman Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 You know how cats sometimes skootch their ass on the rug and it leave a brown skid mark? That's the Jets pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, thebuzzardman said: You know how cats sometimes skootch their ass on the rug and it leave a brown skid mark? That's the Jets pick. 31 other NFL teams to root for...just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freestater Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 40 minutes ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Speaking of that strategy, look what movie comes out tomorrow: My buddy helped crowdfund that movie and got tickets to the premiere for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persiussa Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Grandy said: Today I got kinda bored, and decided to let my cat predict our pick at #3. He's a very trust-able source in my eyes. He's been a good luck charm while watching Met games, as we seemingly never lose when he's with me. I took his 4 little mouse toys, labeled one with "Mayfield", one with "Rosen, one with "Allen", and one with "Darnold". I placed them all in front of him, and almost instantly he pawed the toy that read "Sam Darnold". So what I'm telling is that since my cat picked Darnold, he will be our QB. Pre-order your jerseys boys! Steve? Am I the only one who listens to the lets talk Jets podcast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Obrien2Toon said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 3 hours ago, jetstream23 said: I believe the French have a saying about that: "Douche ala toast" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Grandy said: Today I got kinda bored, and decided to let my cat predict our pick at #3. He's a very trust-able source in my eyes. He's been a good luck charm while watching Met games, as we seemingly never lose when he's with me. I took his 4 little mouse toys, labeled one with "Mayfield", one with "Rosen, one with "Allen", and one with "Darnold". I placed them all in front of him, and almost instantly he pawed the toy that read "Sam Darnold". So what I'm telling is that since my cat picked Darnold, he will be our QB. Pre-order your jerseys boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 I did the same thing with my dog and he picked S Minkah Fitzpatrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Of course the cat went with the “Sam” mouse... The “Baker” mouse was too small to grab. The “Allen” mouse had freskishly big arms. The “Rosen” mouse had a “F*ck Dogs” hat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4jets Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 5 hours ago, bealeb319 said: My cat told me we are drafting minkah Fitzpatrick so that we can reuse jerseys Sent from my [device_name] using http://JetNation.com mobile app Wait, what? You bought a Fitz Jersey? You deserve it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlichtie Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Eagerly awaiting @Grandy‘s cats full 1st round mock dropping around October! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesr Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 What's your cat's view on BPA vs. draft for need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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56mehl56 Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 16 hours ago, Grandy said: Today I got kinda bored, and decided to let my cat predict our pick at #3. He's a very trust-able source in my eyes. He's been a good luck charm while watching Met games, as we seemingly never lose when he's with me. I took his 4 little mouse toys, labeled one with "Mayfield", one with "Rosen, one with "Allen", and one with "Darnold". I placed them all in front of him, and almost instantly he pawed the toy that read "Sam Darnold". So what I'm telling is that since my cat picked Darnold, he will be our QB. Pre-order your jerseys boys! By any chance is your cat's name Detective Kimble ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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