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Vitt- Spam will vomit all night for a week

Haslett- Underwood Deviled ham- add headache

Tice- 3 Day old Turkey sandwich- diarrea

martyball- Leftover baked beans- gas for a week

Dinger- Chicken Sandwich

mangini- a nice baked ziti

Rivera- a nice piece of veal

Kubiak- a nice cut of steak

Greg Williams- Filet Mignon and Lobster

If TB selects Vitt/Haslett/Tice/marty, I am done with this team until Woody sells this franchise.

On another note, living in Vermont, the few Jet fans up here, I have not met one who liked Hermie, b4 and after this mess. Not a single one! Yet the message boards show support of at least 50%(prior to KFC)

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Forget Gregg Williams, after that contract he just signed. Kubiak is heading to Dan Reeves and the Texans. I doubt Dinger gets this job, after 1 year. Riveria was not on Terry's short list from Mike & the Mad Dog yesterday.

Mangini was, and may be the best hope. I would take him, or Sherman, but that'sd my opinion.

I do agree with your assessments on the first group though. No way, please!!

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Forget Gregg Williams, after that contract he just signed. Kubiak is heading to Dan Reeves and the Texans. I doubt Dinger gets this job, after 1 year. Riveria was not on Terry's short list from Mike & the Mad Dog yesterday.

Mangini was, and may be the best hope. I would take him, or Sherman, but that'sd my opinion.

I do agree with your assessments on the first group though. No way, please!!

Greg Williams is available, his contract allows him to leave for HC job

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Greg Williams is available, his contract allows him to leave for HC job

i sincerely doubt he leaves regardless, especially since his contract essentially guarantees him the head coaching job once gibbs retires...plus, the man is making serious cheddar in washington, and i doubt woody is going to shell out big bucks for our next head coach...

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i sincerely doubt he leaves regardless, especially since his contract essentially guarantees him the head coaching job once gibbs retires...plus, the man is making serious cheddar in washington, and i doubt woody is going to shell out big bucks for our next head coach...

Heh Money Talks, it will take big coin to get him, that is why he is surf and turf :?

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Vitt- Spam will vomit all night for a week

Haslett- Underwood Deviled ham- add headache

Tice- 3 Day old Turkey sandwich- diarrea

martyball- Leftover baked beans- gas for a week

Dinger- Chicken Sandwich

mangini- a nice baked ziti

Rivera- a nice piece of veal

Kubiak- a nice cut of steak

Greg Williams- Filet Mignon and Lobster

post of the week! I love the food rankings!

I don't understand how but Dinger as a chicken sandwich makes sense to me

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are u always this dimwitted?

the pats were bb's 2nd hc

i hope you are not couting his stint for 5 minutes as Jests HC

Well, I hate to break it to you pal, but his five minute stint counts. Are you always this ******* retarded? No?

Either way, you're grasping at straws, comparing Williams to Belicheck. With all the talent the Skins have on D, just about anyone (save Herm) could coach that unit to be dominant.

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Well, I hate to break it to you pal, but his five minute stint counts. Are you always this farging retarded? No?

Either way, you're grasping at straws, comparing Williams to Belicheck. With all the talent the Skins have on D, just about anyone (save Herm) could coach that unit to be dominant.

First of all GW was scooped up real fast by Gibbs,

he is regarded as a Def whiz, mumbles would be nothing without his 2nd chance at coaching. He is already being tabbed as Gibbs Successor. He is a very good coach and needs a 2nd chance!

Mumbles would only be known as parcell's DC and would not be going into HOF

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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First of all GW was scooped up real fast by Gibbs,

he is regarded as a Def whiz, mumbles would be nothing without his 2nd chance at coaching. He is already being tabbed as Gibbs Successor. He is a very good coach and needs a 2nd chance!

Mumbles would only be known as parcell's DC and would not be going into HOF

Assmop is right on target regarding Greg Williams.

His first stint in Buffalo was similar to BB's first job in Cleveland.

The guy is a defensive guru and he will be a very good HC his 2nd time around.

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Assmop is right on target regarding Greg Williams.

His first stint in Buffalo was similar to BB's first job in Cleveland.

The guy is a defensive guru and he will be a very good HC his 2nd time around.

Yes, he probably does deserve a 2nd chance.

My only reservation (and living in WNY, I watched him for his whole HC stint) is that he had the deer-in-the-headlights look for the entire time. Belichick has never looked like that.

I hope that whoever we hire is not using the Jets as a stepping stone to another job. Mangini sounds OK

but no HC record or experience anywhere is a little disturbing.

But as everyone has said, anyone is better than Herm.

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Assmop is right on target regarding Greg Williams.

His first stint in Buffalo was similar to BB's first job in Cleveland.

The guy is a defensive guru and he will be a very good HC his 2nd time around.

Except the Bills had talent, on both sides of the ball, while the Browns were always a complete and utter disaster.

I guess I just don't understand how Assmop always gets these infatuations, and fights with everyone over them. He's had like 32 in the past month.

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