Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Ok so Im on line at walmart tonight and Im behind these 2 "big" girls. No huge but chubby ladies. So the one girl bumped into me and she said " oh my god ..im so sorry" and I said " It's ok...I kinda liked it" and she looked me dead in the face and said " wanna take this for a ride?" I was shopping with my mother. She almost had a heart attack on line behind me. Needless to say I was beat red and the cashier got a good laugh out of it. WTF is wrong with people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Ok so Im on line at wallmart tonight and Im behind these 2 "big" girls. No huge but chubby. So the one girl bumped into me and she said " oh my god im so sorry" and I said " It's ok...I kinda liked it" and she looked me dead in the face and said " wanna take this for a ride?" I was shopping with my mother. She almost had a heart attack on line behind me. Needless to say I was beat red and the cashier got a good laugh out of it. WTF is wrong with people? Max would have hit it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 Max would have hit it.....pu$$y She was not hitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Smizzy, Did this Walmart have a Krispy Kreme store on the way out? Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 I agree, what is wrong with people? What in gods name were you doing making a pass on a fat chick while in line with your mom while you have a wife at home? She should have at least been hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 I agree, what is wrong with people. What in gods name were you doing making a pass on a fat chick while in line with your mom while all the while you have a wife at home? She should have at least been hot. Making a pass ?? LMAO...I was just being friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Thank you for giving me a new pickup line, Smizz. Hot girl: "Get away from me, you disgust me!" Troll: "Wanna take this for a ride?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 Thank you for giving me a new pickup line, Smizz. Hot girl: "Get away from me, you disgust me!" Troll: "Wanna take this for a ride?" Cut the small talk and ask her if she can drive a stick ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Your first mistake was going to walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 Your first mistake was going to walmart. They had this huge Batmobile remote cotrolled car. Was $100 and it was on sale for 49.99 My son loves batman. Had to get it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 They had this huge Batmobile remote cotrolled car. Was $100 and it was on sale for 49.99 My son loves batman. Had to get it for him. No reason to lie Smizzy We all know that Batmobile was for you. I can see it now, Smizzy in his Batman costume playing with the car while his son looks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 If your mom hadn't been there, you would TOTALLY have hit that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Ok so Im on line at walmart tonight and Im behind these 2 "big" girls. No huge but chubby ladies. So the one girl bumped into me and she said " oh my god ..im so sorry" and I said " It's ok...I kinda liked it" and she looked me dead in the face and said " wanna take this for a ride?" I was shopping with my mother. She almost had a heart attack on line behind me. Needless to say I was beat red and the cashier got a good laugh out of it. WTF is wrong with people? HOMO****INGSEXUAL!!!!!!!! you lucky bastard you should be flattered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickkotite Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Making a pass ?? LMAO...I was just being friendly. wait a second he makes a good point here..... YOU flirted with her FIRST. You dont say "I kinda liked it" without giving her the impression that you meant "thats ok, i liked having you rub your body against mine." and she went with it. i doubt she new mama was there.. so do tell, what did you mean if you said "I kind of liked it"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Making a pass ?? LMAO...I was just being friendly. "No Problem" = friendly "I kinda liked it" = pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Ok so Im on line at walmart tonight and Im behind these 2 "big" girls. No huge but chubby ladies. So the one girl bumped into me and she said " oh my god ..im so sorry" and I said " It's ok...I kinda liked it" and she looked me dead in the face and said " wanna take this for a ride?" I was shopping with my mother. She almost had a heart attack on line behind me. Needless to say I was beat red and the cashier got a good laugh out of it. WTF is wrong with people? So how was the moped ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 So how was the moped ride? Lots of fun, until someone saw him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 It's this simple. Smizzy hit on a fat chick and didn't expect her to hit back. Now he's trying to play all naive and sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 It's this simple. Smizzy hit on a fat chick and didn't expect her to hit back. Now he's trying to play all naive and Sh#t. She bumbped into me getting stuff out of her cart. She bent over and bumped into with her butt and She was embarrassed she bumped me. I wanted to say something to her that would make her laugh. That was my honest intention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 OMG! That was you!!! I was referring to the batmobile when I said that.....I swear!!!! Seriously though Smizzy, when you told her that you kinda liked it, although funny, it certainly could be taken as flirting. Her response back was pretty bold though. Funny story, thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted January 12, 2006 Author Share Posted January 12, 2006 OMG! That was you!!! I was referring to the batmobile when I said that.....I swear!!!! Seriously though Smizzy, when you told her that you kinda liked it, although funny, it certainly could be taken as flirting. Her response back was pretty bold though. Funny story, thanks for the laugh. Take into consideration that when she bumped into me she seemed to be embarrassed by the fact she hit me with her big ass and I didn't want her to feel that way. So I decided to not only say " it's ok" but I also tried to make her feel a little better about herself in the process by adding "I kinds liked it". My intentions were good natured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 Take into consideration that when she bumped into me she seemed to be embarrassed by the fact she hit me with her big a$$ and I didn't want her to feel that way. So I decided to not only say " it's ok" but I also tried to make her feel a little better about herself in the process by adding "I kinds liked it". My intentions were good natured. While reading this thread, a few old sayings come to mind: He who doth protest too much...... Where there's smoke there's fire If it looks fat, smells fat and tastes fat, it probably is fat (Smizzy, please confirm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted January 12, 2006 Share Posted January 12, 2006 My intentions were good natured. Of course they were. Everybody knows what a sweet person you are. I apologize for laughing, but the story is hysterical. I can't believe someone could be that brazen. (The girl...not you. :wink: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaumerJet Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Making a pass ?? LMAO...I was just being friendly. Well Smiz, you know what they say - "Whatever Happens at Walmart, Stays at Walmart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets28 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Take into consideration that when she bumped into me she seemed to be embarrassed by the fact she hit me with her big a$$ and I didn't want her to feel that way. So I decided to not only say " it's ok" but I also tried to make her feel a little better about herself in the process by adding "I kinds liked it". My intentions were good natured. ...It's not your fault that you are dead sexy Red... . But I will give you some love on this one. I would have done the same thing if someone looked embarrased. You say something to kind of lighten the moment. You just didnt bet on big mama thinking she was dead sexy too and throwing it back at ya....literally... . Your a good guy darling don't worry. My only objection is that you considered cheating on me with a big chick and the title of this thread is misleading...It should be named "When I hit on this chick at Walmart...".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 the title of this thread is misleading...It should be named "When I hit on this chick at Walmart...".. Yeah - lets get down to the facts here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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