DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 7 hours ago, Dicetosser said: vote DPR old geezer keeps interupting my texting to try and teach me stuff. i dont wanna hear about how it was back in dinosaur days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, D P R said: was there something? unvote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Vote Count Arrr Matey (3) Gerbal, LovelyNyn, Teh Lizard Gerbal (2) - JuicyCode, Virgin Teh Lizard (1) - Arrr Matey Br1ckHouse (1) - CrushLovah SexyHessy (1) - Gorilla JuciyCode (1) - Br1ckHouse Pacturd (1) - DP Not Voting - SexyHessy, Batman, Sleepy, SaladTosser With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Right about now, you're probably wondering how I ended up looking like Freddy Krueger face-****ed a topographical map of Utah. I mean, it's bad. Don't say I didn't warn you. Really, you can stop throwing up now. Back to me. Life was great for once. I met an amazing girl. We had the best sex ever, and her crazy matched my crazy. Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like a daffodil daydream. I asked her to marry me, and she actually said yes. It was too good to be true. That's when life hit me like a ton of bricks. I got cancer. Not just any cancer, stage 4 end of life you are dying tomorrow cancer. Wait Dopiner, stop the car! *Mr. Pool runs out of the cab. Scene changes to an ice rink* Where's Francis?? Tell me where the **** Francis is, Darthe! Tell me NOW or you're going to die! Darthe, was killed by a Zamboni. Now where was I.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Jetscode1 said: So. I've been reading the news alot today and saw this nugget. https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/shocking-number-of-americans-have-sex-at-work/ So it begs the question: which 14% of us have had sex at work? My money on Crusher and DPR. What says you? Be true. 14% seems low. I have. Stock room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 hours ago, D P R said: Nope. Never had sex with Crusher at the office. God knows I've tried, but the guy is just a stone cold professional. Try asking when I’m not on lunch you drunk fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Today is one of those days where you checked the forecast and it said it would be cloudy with no mention of rain. So you are like awesome, I can wear this white shirt and not grab my umbrella from the table, since that’s where you left it when you cleaned out your purse last night. You walk out the door, and it’s cloudy as expected. As you drive to work, small drops turn into larger, more frequent drops. Finally it’s raining. As you pull up to work you remember you left your larger umbrella under your desk, and the only options in the car are a Harley Quinn umbrella or a sweater that clashes with your shirt. Wanting to keep some dignity you need to make a choice. Choosing to not get any complaints against you since Harley is in her tight harlequin outfit with her hammer, you grab the sweater and make a dash to the door. Winded, you sit down to your computer and type this up. Yeah, so how’s your morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Try asking when I’m not on lunch you drunk fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 57 minutes ago, CTM said: 14% seems low. I have. Stock room Cliche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Leelou said: Today is one of those days where you checked the forecast and it said it would be cloudy with no mention of rain. So you are like awesome, I can wear this white shirt and not grab my umbrella from the table, since that’s where you left it when you cleaned out your purse last night. You walk out the door, and it’s cloudy as expected. As you drive to work, small drops turn into larger, more frequent drops. Finally it’s raining. As you pull up to work you remember you left your larger umbrella under your desk, and the only options in the car are a Harley Quinn umbrella or a sweater that clashes with your shirt. Wanting to keep some dignity you need to make a choice. Choosing to not get any complaints against you since Harley is in her tight harlequin outfit with her hammer, you grab the sweater and make a dash to the door. Winded, you sit down to your computer and type this up. Yeah, so how’s your morning? Sounds like you need to turn that frown upside down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrickTamland Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Good: saw first ep of the new hbo show “succession” and it was good. Goliath season 2 out on Amazon. So, cool. Today’s payday bad: still have this last workday before weekend. weekend fun will be put on hold yet again to study. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Oh yeah... get ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 BOOM. HAPPY FRIDAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Share this with everyone at work. They'll love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 My daughters wedding is in a week. I may be scarce or I may need to post more than everyone else so I don’t lose my fucking mind. Im literally considering hiring a mortician to be on stand by in case one of my ancient relatives decides to die during the wedding. Not even sure it’s a thing. Figure the mortician would fit right into an Italian wedding wearing his black suit. Tell people it’s my cousin from Scranton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, D P R said: BOOM. HAPPY FRIDAY. Wall Of tongue guy’ classic DPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 congrats Crush have u sufficiently threatened the fiancee ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Dicetosser said: congrats Crush have u sufficiently threatened the fiancee ?? If I thought I needed to threaten him they wouldn’t be getting married. He is an absolute gem of a kid. Plus they are both 30 and way smarter than me. So I’m trusting in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, The Crusher said: If I thought I needed to threaten him they wouldn’t be getting married. He is an absolute gem of a kid. Plus they are both 30 and way smarter than me. So I’m trusting in the process. DUDE!! its ure DUTY as a father to threaten the kid with horrible things if he ever hurts ure daughter!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leelou Posted June 15, 2018 Author Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Dicetosser said: DUDE!! its ure DUTY as a father to threaten the kid with horrible things if he ever hurts ure daughter!! You’re naughty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Leelou said: You’re naughty! im a dad apparently i once scared a boy off without even trying..... I consider that a job well done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dicetosser said: DUDE!! its ure DUTY as a father to threaten the kid with horrible things if he ever hurts ure daughter!! 2 minutes ago, Dicetosser said: im a dad apparently i once scared a boy off without even trying..... I consider that a job well done!!! So you think I need to try to scare somebody? Haha cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Wall Of tongue guy’ classic DPR No wall today. Didn't it cause trouble the last time because too many gifs on one post or something? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicetosser Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Crusher said: So you think I need to try to scare somebody? Haha cute. i just dont want you to miss an opportunity bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dicetosser said: im a dad apparently i once scared a boy off without even trying..... I consider that a job well done!!! Might not have been for the reason you think. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dicetosser said: i just dont want you to miss an opportunity bro To be honest it’s tougher for me to walk around and not scare people. Mrs Crusher won’t even let me take a deep breathe through my Nose in public without telling me,” Be nice , you promised.” LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, The Crusher said: So you think I need to try to scare somebody? Haha cute. All you need to do is let him see you eat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Nynaeve said: All you need to do is let him see you eat ? “ I Intimidate for food!” Bunny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 Very fearsome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 15 hours ago, CTM said: Every girls dream.. a middle aged jelly donut to hug Come on now. I'm 32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 44 minutes ago, Leelou said: Today is one of those days where you checked the forecast and it said it would be cloudy with no mention of rain. So you are like awesome, I can wear this white shirt and not grab my umbrella from the table, since that’s where you left it when you cleaned out your purse last night. You walk out the door, and it’s cloudy as expected. As you drive to work, small drops turn into larger, more frequent drops. Finally it’s raining. As you pull up to work you remember you left your larger umbrella under your desk, and the only options in the car are a Harley Quinn umbrella or a sweater that clashes with your shirt. Wanting to keep some dignity you need to make a choice. Choosing to not get any complaints against you since Harley is in her tight harlequin outfit with her hammer, you grab the sweater and make a dash to the door. Winded, you sit down to your computer and type this up. Yeah, so how’s your morning? Good read. I'm sure the sweater looks great. I just got up. Coffee brewing. My wife has four birds as we recently lost one. Her cage mate is screeching the mating call from her cage. My head is pounding from the bird and the lack of caffeine. I stroll into the computer room so I can hear myself think. The screeching has stopped as the bird does not see me. Now I'm afraid to walk back in to get my coffee. Choices and opportunity cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetscode1 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 47 minutes ago, The Crusher said: My daughters wedding is in a week. I may be scarce or I may need to post more than everyone else so I don’t lose my ******* mind. Im literally considering hiring a mortician to be on stand by in case one of my ancient relatives decides to die during the wedding. Not even sure it’s a thing. Figure the mortician would fit right into an Italian wedding wearing his black suit. Tell people it’s my cousin from Scranton. Congrats dude. The mortician and the bartender are important hires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 hour ago, CTM said: 14% seems low. I have. Stock room Was she one of the 34 % in the poll trying to move her way up the ladder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted June 15, 2018 Share Posted June 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: Come on now. I'm 32. At 32 and still a virgin, you're life expecting drastically drops. You're probably good till like 64, maybe you get lucky and string it out till 70 because of excessive hugging. So you're half way there! Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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