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Jets New Uniforms: MERGED ***Leak Date 4/3/19***

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The Jets just put up a short promo video and you catch a glimpse of the jersey at the end. Looks kinda like the old Eagles jerseys, with the skinny lettering.

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3 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said:

You sure that’s the new jersey?

It would certainly seem so?

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6 minutes ago, Mogglez said:

That's the Color Rush uniform. They were the "last" uniform we've designed so they got shown last.  The empty locker is supposed to signify the next design coming soon.

I see now. That’s anticlimactic 

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You know what would be pretty cool? If Chris Johnson threw down some coin and bought 100 of those concussion-mediating helmets that Goodell pretends don’t exist because the league is contractually hog-tied to Riddell for their Paleolithic trash gear.

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6 minutes ago, PS17 said:

@T0mShane I can see you wearing this at the tailgate.

I just think it’s great that Jamal paid to have a T-shirt made commemorating the one (1) play he’s made on the football in the 32 otherwise nondescript games he’s played in his professional life.

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Jerseys are uncomfortable to wear, make you look like a man-child, and you’re wearing another man’s name across your back. Jersey-wearers are odd birds and the fact that this thread is highly trafficked is odd. 

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15 minutes ago, Gastineau Lives said:

I go to games in suits like Paul Brown, Vince Lombardi and Tom Landry. 

Id kill to see you in a Don Shula 70s era leisure suit. 

Could be arranged 

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Just now, Scott Dierking said:

There are almost 3,500 posts in a thread about new uniforms. The Jets did not screw up anything, they did precisely what they were hoping to.

Like leading lemmings to a cliff.

You’re aware the lemmings die in this analogy yes 

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19 minutes ago, Warfish said:

This is exactly what their Marketing Dept. wanted,

One slight correction: the Jets marketing department is laughably bad and couldn’t market the Plan B pill to cheerleaders. This is all Nike. 

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8 minutes ago, IndianaJet said:

 

Goddamnit, now you tell me.....

 

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LOLLLL

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9 minutes ago, kelly said:

Jets announce release date for new uniforms – and fans are already nervous they'll screw them up                                                                     http://s.nj.com/Cz5rDME 

Kel. Thx.

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9 minutes ago, kelly said:

..me too !   😎... i'm Like a BAD habit... i keep coming back   😘

I’m sure your back is perfect. It’s your front that’s become the issue of some debate. Not with me, mind you. I’m down either way.

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15 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

Remember when you demanded nude photos of @T0mShane

In fairness to @joewilly12, he agreed to take me to arbitration for the nudes and I no longer have to do them “Hustler-style.”

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Grown men breathlessly debating the trim color lining the numbers of a $200 Darron Lee jersey for pages and pages. Imagine 

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6 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

Similar to when they hand out pajamas at the institution huh?  

White?  White with yellow stains? White with brown stains? 

Image result for hospital pajamas

I was going to make a joke but I’m not sure what they cover you with when they throw you in The Box

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4 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

Same guys that complain about the NFL being sissified....

Weirdo half-man cosplaying Renaissance Fair snowflake fanboi creeps tbh

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A 46 year old man sitting there on his computer, gripping his Capital One card (with the $2400 limit), clicking refresh on his computer so he can be among the first to order a Jamal Adams jersey that looks like it was cobbled together on the back of Whole Foods bag by an extremely fey costume designer who’s never actually watched a football game but has a friend who dates a guy who played for Stony Brook back in ‘94-‘95 and still has the uniform framed and hanging in his spare bedroom in Niantic. 

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6 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

I will buy you an authentic Jamal Adams jersey....if you wear it at a game, wear around town - I must have photo evidence.

A sign that states “Jamal, Jamal, he’s my man, if I can love him, everyone can!” 

I would do that, just to shut you the F up about Jamal!

Better idea: you wear the Adams jersey and I’ll race you to the honeymoon suite at the Meadowlands Ramada. Sure, I’ll win by five yards but despite getting gloriously rolled, you’ll still get the public relations bump and PFF will say you weren’t supposed to be there anyway. 

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25 minutes ago, Bleedin Green said:

We don't need to hear your life story man.

I mean, Max already told us all to keep our bragging to ourselves in this thread.

I’m excerpting my memoirs 

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Just now, HelenOfTroy said:

I don’t wear jerseys, payaso.  

All the bull sh*t aside, take me up on my bet.  

That’s not a bet, mi sueño. There is zero benefit to me in that offer. ZERO

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11 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said:

I’m your nightmare, my darling.  In my glorious youth, you would have been my slave. 😂😂😂😂

I mean, I can totally be your slave now. I have no expectation of maintaining any personal dignity regardless. 

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Who knows if these are real or not, but this picture is a bad photoshop unless Darnold is actually 5’8”. And the shadowing on his face is off, too. 

 

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Ron White has this bit about how every man is secretly gay and I’ve always been like “nah, but 300 pages later in this thread and I’m rethinking my position. 

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They should change the league logo to a silhouette of Alex Smith stiff-arming Jamal Adams into a brutal faceplant imo 

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They should have used this opportunity to make the league logo a silhouette of Alex Smith stiff-arming Jamal Adams into oblivion. 

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2 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

I wish they would’ve change the team name because the Jets are now dead

The Florham Park Mehts

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2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

lol

Jamal almost dropped a pass to himself.

5 career INTs since he left high school. 

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Just now, GATA said:

We have black uniforms 🔥

 

Major Lady Boner

Sup

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That rollout reminded me of when Hellman’s puts out a press release to announce new flavors of mayonnaise 

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2 minutes ago, GATA said:

 I’m a Ladies M get the Black one.

 

Thanx 

Word. Word. Give me your address and the name of the Brazilian steakhouse closest by, boo

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Just now, CTM said:

Do you think of anything besides food you fat pig

I have a toned midsection 

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1 minute ago, CTM said:

Yes and jif wears a shirt when he swims to protect himself from sun burn

No, no. JiF is legitimately disgusting physically. I’m gorgeous.

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