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After Hours Mafia - D4

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After a long game of internet guess who the Jetnation mafia crew head to a bar for a little relaxation...

 

"I just don't get why that faggola Pac used a Cult," 80 shouts to nobody as he spills his drink all over the bar, "I don't care what he says about it not being a full cult, a cult is a cult!"

Jif shakes his head in the corner and mutters, "at least he didn't give away your team in a scene."

 

"... And that's how I caught all the scum and you made us lose by pulling me away. It's really simple you dunce." Ape explains to DPR who's rolling his eyes so hard it's making OTHER people dizzy.

 

Leelou and Verbal are locked into an intense air hockey game and just as Verbal blocks a viscious shot he spills his beer. A Pyrrhic victory.

 

"NO YOU MOTHER****ERS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT JUST A PIKACHU HE'S LIKE LEVEL 50 MILLION!" Nolder is shouting angrily at Spoot and Gata who are trying their best just to ignore him and whisper asking each other who even invited him anyway.

 

The door opens and in walks Smash "Hey guys sorry I'm late."

 

The bar is buzzing with activity, everyone is happy and drunk, and that's when CTM ruined everything and spilled his drink on the antique grandfather clock that is very strange decor for a bar. Somehow this effected the space-time continuum and...you know what here's some dreamy sound effects. Everything goes dark and when you open your eyes you're all different people. Let's get started.

 

+++BEWARE THE KILLERS AMONG YOU+++

 

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1) Gata

2) SMC

3) Verbal

4) 80

5) JC

6) Ape

7) Spoot

8. Stark

9) Lee

10) Smash

11) Kaylee

12) Brick

Rules

1) Hammer Game

2) Self voting allowed, No Lynch allowed

3) No majority results in a 100% random kill this game

4) All claims allowed

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Not every single thing is covered by the rules but you all know how to play please abide by the spirit of the game and have fun.

 

Posting is now allowed.

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oh look 80 is doing y80, and voting for verbal and letting hipm know, lol 80

VOTE SMASH

you going to play this timfe sir?

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8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

It's not secret that @JiF has had a rough time around here lately. Formerly a vaunted hero of Mafia, he now feels trivialized and mocked, cast off into the shadows. So, I think it's time to cheer him up...

 

...with a song!

 

Without further ado, I give you--dedicated to our @JiF--to the tune of "Come Sail Away" by Styx...

 

Come Catch A Wave

I'mmmmm catching a waaaaave, out here in the rough no one judges meeeee
Cause IIIII've got to be freeeeeeee, free to explore... my sexuality
Out here, it's so lonely, so wax your board
We'll watch for any voyeurs along the shore
And I'll try, oh Looooooord, I'll try...

...to faaaaaaall in love

IIIIIIIII look to the seaaaaaaaaa, shirtless dudes in trunks spark my fantasy
Some naughty, some sad
I think of childhood camp, and the shame I had
My secret stayed hidden, for so many years
But now I've had enough, crying all these tears
So I'll try, best thaaaaaaat I can...

...to faaaaaaall in love

(Uplifting guitars)

A glistening smooth man hunk, appeared above the head
He sang to me this song of lust, and this is what he said

He said:

Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me, Jif
Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me

Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me, Jiffy
Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me

(Synthesizers building to crescendo)

(More uplifting guitars!)

I thought that he was teasing, butt to my surprise
He climbed aboard my surfboard; nobody heard our cries!!!!!!!


Singing come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me, bro
Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me
Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me
Come catch a wave, come catch a wave
Come catch a wave with me

question, can you put a beat behind this and post them on Youtube. 

 

That way we can just randomly pull this. JN MAFIA Playlist style

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8 minutes ago, GATA-Bot said:

question, can you put a beat behind this and post them on Youtube. 

 

That way we can just randomly pull this. JN MAFIA Playlist style

haha, no I wouldn't know how to do that.

If someone around here does, they could take the actual song and make a lyric video using these lyrics. That'd be funny.

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4 hours ago, Jetsfan80 said:

Go home, @Stark, you're drunk. 

isn’et that the thegme of the game 80

4 hours ago, GATA-Bot said:

Unvote vote stark

gata your not holding a gbrudge hare you?

1 hour ago, Smashmouth said:

vote Stark

bye

swearengen! v

whats youu say we’se votes teh Gata

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5 minutes ago, Stark said:

isn’et that the thegme of the game 80

gata your not holding a gbrudge hare you?

swearengen! v

whats youu say we’se votes teh Gata

This is my vengeance vote till I figure out if you’re scum

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