T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I don’t know what it is, but I’m watching the replay of the Falcons game on NFLN and the drive where Darnold throws the TD to Charles Johnson just played through. There were penalties on the drive, a dropped pass, and plenty of inside pressure, but Darnold just kept dropping back, making a read, and throwing the ball to the right guy. After scoring the TD, Darnold doesn’t even react; he just kinda trots to the sideline and starts talking to McCown about the series, at one point demonstrating to McCown what he was seeing from behind center. This is in addition to what he’s been doing off the field, which is absolutely nothing. There are no mentions on Page Six, no self-serving promotional tour, no photo spreads in fey designer clothes, no articles about him working over some skeezers at Nobu. Nothing. It just seems incongruous to be as (seemingly) good as he is without having the need to market that level of goodness, or to use that level of goodness to get laid by 18-ish year old Czech supermodels. So, either he’s (1) not really that good or (2) he’s that good, but is hiding some sh*t, or (3) he’s a cyborg. Anyone else got the people’s eyebrow going on these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupz27 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 He is New York’s next Derek Jeter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico002 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Sam Darnold is the mother ******* truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 He is also the only one of his friends that wears a shirt. Something aint right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Lupz27 said: He is New York’s next Derek Jeter? Jeter was human filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Anyone else got the people’s eyebrow going on these days? Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Straw Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lupz27 said: He is New York’s next Derek Jeter? I heard the same thing about Sanchez, but the difference between Sanchez and Darnold is that Sanchez had that Arod quality to him, where it almost seemed like he was following a script he read from a book titled "How to be a Franchise QB in NY for Dummies" - it just didn't seem natural and always seemed like he was trying to say/do the right thing so that the NY Media wouldn't murder him after a 5-int game. The left side of his brain and mouth was saying "I just need to work harder than everyone and be the best teammate I can be" while the right side of his brain was fisting 17 year old hedge-fund babies from Connecticut. He cared more about being on the cover of GQ than he did about limiting his turnovers, and that's what eventually got him run out of town. Darnold, on the other hand, carries himself with a blue-collar mentality that you don't see in many hot-shot LA QBs. He doesn't seem to have any interest in partying, banging models, or wearing Mink Coats on the sideline. He seems like a legit lunch-pale kind of guy. It's actually quite refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Jeter was human filth Met Fan Alert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Crusher said: He is also the only one of his friends that wears a shirt. Something dint right. This is what I’m talking about. Exactly! ******* guy has a dad-bod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, T0mShane said: This is what I’m talking about. Exactly! ******* guy has a dad-bod! His girlfriend looks like she was photoshopped into most photos too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I’m worried that I’m going to turn into everything I despise about pats fans after Darnold wins his 6th Super Bowl MVP for the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 DDS Darnold derangement syndrome The whole board is afflicted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: His girlfriend looks like she was photoshopped into most photos too. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDL_JET Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 His promotions? F’n kcups and jewelry with his mom. Who does that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, greenwichjetfan said: I’m worried that I’m going to turn into everything I despise about pats fans after Darnold wins his 6th Super Bowl MVP for the Jets. Judging by the Parcells and Mangini eras, the majority of Jets fans respond to prosperity by crying out in agony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, T0mShane said: ??? I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen him at night in any photo. Couple few with some green screen trickery but nothing concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 We just don't know how to enjoy good things. It's really sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, MDL_JET said: His promotions? F’n kcups and jewelry with his mom. Who does that?? All during the day if you look closely . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, nycdan said: We just don't know how to enjoy good things. It's really sad. No. Your sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 He's a cyborg, I'm a cyborg. It happens we're bettering humanity one day at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Jeter was human filth As a Met fan, I love the DISRE2PECT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 No because my internet shtick doesn't revolve around the Jets always being wrong I'm pumped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, Larz said: No because my internet shtick doesn't revolve around the Jets always being wrong I'm pumped ^ obviously one of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, T0mShane said: Judging by the Parcells and Mangini eras, the majority of Jets fans respond to prosperity by crying out in agony. Wait, Mangini has an era now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, GATA-Bot said: He's a cyborg, I'm a cyborg. It happens we're bettering humanity one day at a time. Can not wait until I have to call customer service regarding my Gata cyborg and they tell me I wasn’t supposed to smother it in butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, slats said: Wait, Mangini has an era now? It was more of an anomalous spike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I don’t know what it is, but I’m watching the replay of the Falcons game on NFLN and the drive where Darnold throws the TD to Charles Johnson just played through. There were penalties on the drive, a dropped pass, and plenty of inside pressure, but Darnold just kept dropping back, making a read, and throwing the ball to the right guy. After scoring the TD, Darnold doesn’t even react; he just kinda trots to the sideline and starts talking to McCown about the series, at one point demonstrating to McCown what he was seeing from behind center. This is in addition to what he’s been doing off the field, which is absolutely nothing. There are no mentions on Page Six, no self-serving promotional tour, no photo spreads in fey designer clothes, no articles about him working over some skeezers at Nobu. Nothing. It just seems incongruous to be as (seemingly) good as he is without having the need to market that level of goodness, or to use that level of goodness to get laid by 18-ish year old Czech supermodels. So, either he’s (1) not really that good or (2) he’s that good, but is hiding some sh*t, or (3) he’s a cyborg. Anyone else got the people’s eyebrow going on these days? I think we got the right guy. Talented but a quiet guy/hard worker. Meanwhile Baker has off-the-field issues, Rosen has injury concerns and questionable leadership, and Allen has accuracy issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFreak89 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I definitely do but my anxiety is around him being really good but then something happening where he isn't available to play. Jets fans can't have nice things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 As long as he doesn't show up backstage at Jersey Boys we're ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, T0mShane said: Can not wait until I have to call customer service regarding my Gata cyborg and they tell me I wasn’t supposed to smother it in butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 Just now, Jet Nut said: As long as he doesn't show up backstage at Jersey Boys Hell yes. It’d kill me if it turned out he was Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Jet Nut said: As long as he doesn't show up backstage at Jersey Boys No chance. Those shows are at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 21 minutes ago, T0mShane said: he’s that good, but is hiding some sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, The Crusher said: He is also the only one of his friends that wears a shirt. Something dint right. 14 minutes ago, T0mShane said: This is what I’m talking about. Exactly! ******* guy has a dad-bod! Dad-bods is the new hand size measurement. All the greats either have it or they don’t. Name me a great QB who was jacked. Go on. I’ll wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 14, 2018 Author Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Golden State Killer(?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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