Jetster Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 The Redskins were a bunch of punks. Hopefully the Jets punch them in the face in the 1st half. I could give 2 sh*ts about the 2nd half honestly. You just don't get a good read on players when the benches are cleared with 90 guys on each side. Of course Garcia struggling against future UPS delivery guys? That's alarming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenseed4 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I hope the whole week of practice was just feigning weakness in order to learn their tendencies, and inflate their egos, so that we could take them by surprise. #suckerpunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 4 hours ago, EM31 said: Once ascension is complete then Thor's day can be changed to Samsday. Whoa whoa whoa there I like Sam but he is not worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Larz said: Whoa whoa whoa there I like Sam but he is not worthy Out with the old in with the new. Sam has a bigger hammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Annnnnnnnd here comes the Jets offensive line taking the field for warm-ups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 6 minutes ago, EM31 said: Out with the old in with the new. Sam has a bigger hammer Thor was actually a redhead so I'll give Sam that but Sam has to lay a half dozen goddesses just as an opener and don't disrespect mjolnir it's just ignorant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, jetstream23 said: Annnnnnnnd here comes the Jets offensive line taking the field for warm-ups! No No that is the response team on alert BECAUSE the Jets offensive line is taking the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJet Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Game is live on ESPN tonight! Nice....I did not know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, EM31 said: Out with the old in with the new. Sam has a bigger hammer Yeah! Sam even has a DICK HAMMER IN HIS BLOODLINES!!! Like your Grandpa, LEAD US TO THE FLAVOR SAMMY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: Annnnnnnnd here comes the Jets offensive line taking the field for warm-ups! More like the vehicle Sam Darnold will be riding home in because of the OL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Larz said: Thor was actually a redhead so I'll give Sam that but Sam has to lay a half dozen goddesses just as an opener and don't disrespect mjolnir it's just ignorant Thor's hammer does not exist in the real world whereas Sam's will be on display each and every Sunday meting out punishment to our enemies. ...And he will lay each and every Vctoria's Secret model who has not already been Sanchized. ....Plus you know that his fashion consultant is none other than our own Tomshane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 11 minutes ago, EM31 said: Thor's hammer does not exist in the real world whereas Sam's will be on display each and every Sunday meting out punishment to our enemies. ...And he will lay each and every Vctoria's Secret model who has not already been Sanchized. ....Plus you know that his fashion consultant is none other than our own Tomshane. Sam doesn't go out at night, Thor rides a chariot across the night sky and slays giants with lightning Sam tosses a leather ball to midgardians while Thor battles Jormungand to protect the entire world. Thor inspired an entire nation to wear a symbol of his hammer to represent strength. Sam's followers are fraught with anxiety that he might be broken by one blow from a human Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Larz said: Sam doesn't go out at night, Thor rides a chariot across the night sky and slays giants with lightning Sam tosses a leather ball to midgardians while Thor battles Jormungand to protect the entire world. Thor inspired an entire nation to wear a symbol of his hammer to represent strength. Sam's followers are fraught with anxiety that he might be broken by one blow from a human Sam has Tomshane as a fashion consultant Plus hangin' out with Giants is very much not cool in this context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 If Sam plays well tonight, he get start game 3 of preseason. If he looks good in game 3, he will be the starter week 1. I dont like ir as i believe he should sit awhile. But i believe thats how it will go unless he struggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, EM31 said: Sam has Tomshane as a fashion consultant Plus hangin' out with Giants is very much not cool in this context Sam's fashion consultant wasn't even aware that Sam wore 2 outfits that night and the 2nd one was pretty awesome Slaying Giants as in striking them dead with bolts of lightning It's like this Thor Chuck Norris Sam Darnold Sam has to catch Chuck first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I just hope Sam doesn’t get killed. I don’t get how a pro team lets the online become a bunch of scrubs, the franchise chooses the players, in college, they have to choose the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EM31 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Larz said: Sam's fashion consultant wasn't even aware that Sam wore 2 outfits that night and the 2nd one was pretty awesome Slaying Giants as in striking them dead with bolts of lightning It's like this Thor Chuck Norris Sam Darnold Sam has to catch Chuck first <chuckles> Oh for the days of those Kellen Clemens threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, HelenOfTroy said: I just hope Sam doesn’t get killed. I don’t get how a pro team lets the online become a bunch of scrubs, the franchise chooses the players, in college, they have to choose the school. Not totally accurate. The college needs to choose you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Joe W. Namath said: Not totally accurate. The college needs to choose you too. ??? Colleges offer first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, EM31 said: <chuckles> Oh for the days of those Kellen Clemens threads. I hope I never have to choose between Thor and Sam ever again! That was so not easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, jetstream23 said: Annnnnnnnd here comes the Jets offensive line taking the field for warm-ups! I thought you were pointing out the school bus because the Jets tend to play like a high school JV team.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 36 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: I just hope Sam doesn’t get killed. I don’t get how a pro team lets the online become a bunch of scrubs, the franchise chooses the players, in college, they have to choose the school. are we not sending dozens of protective amulets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I won’t be able to watch it tonight so I’ll have to follow along the thread and live stats so I can get a good idea of what is going on. keep me informatively updated, DON’T FAIL ME YOU SCRUBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Patriot Killa said: I won’t be able to watch it tonight so I’ll have to follow along the thread and live stats so I can get a good idea of what is going on. keep me informatively updated, DON’T FAIL ME YOU SCRUBS. ^ doesn't ESPN SC App show stats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, GATA-Bot said: ^ doesn't ESPN SC App show stats? I think so. I usually just refresh my google page every 3 seconds. I’m actually about to go download that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 This game will be a test to his pocket presence, poise, internal clock, and ability to move up in the pocket while scanning the field against a starting, yet vanilla, defense. Also should be an indicator of when he decides to run to salvage some yardage or simply throw it away to live another play. The more I over-analyze the abyssmal OLine depth situation, the more I have to fortify my belief that Sam is superior enough to overcome those temporary obstacles as he matures into the Pro game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I can get two SB tickets for around 7k. I'm thinking I should probably jump on the opportunity before tonights game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: The more I over-analyze the abyssmal OLine depth situation, ding ding ding!!!! we 'ave a winna! Phrase OtheDay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 33 minutes ago, Losmeister said: ding ding ding!!!! we 'ave a winna! Phrase OtheDay! Hopefully he wins a new pair of shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Gas2No99 said: This game will be a test to his pocket presence, poise, internal clock, and ability to move up in the pocket while scanning the field against a starting, yet vanilla, defense. Also should be an indicator of when he decides to run to salvage some yardage or simply throw it away to live another play. The more I over-analyze the abyssmal OLine depth situation, the more I have to fortify my belief that Sam is superior enough to overcome those temporary obstacles as he matures into the Pro game. Theoretically the depth really hasn't been affected yet Ijalana more than likely wouldn't be dressing on game day anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Patriot Killa said: Hopefully he wins a new pair of shoes. I never liked you and you only further validate my reasonS as to why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 22 minutes ago, Larz said: Theoretically the depth really hasn't been affected yet Ijalana more than likely wouldn't be dressing on game day anyway Shell has had some injuries and missed time last year. Beachum AMAZED us that he lasted the season - recall Jax cut bait w/him b/c of injuries after promising start w/Pitt. Qualve has ALSO had his fits with injuries. Losing Iljana - a VETERAN SWING OT - is a HUGE blow to our already weak OLine depth. I've seen it before in 2003, 2007, 2011, and 2012. I hope NOT to see it repeat itself in 2018. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Hey can thread starters include basics like time, channel, weather? The Jets will take on the Redskins on Thursday, August 16 at 8:00pm ET from FedexField. Watch on TV National Broadcast: ESPN Broadcasters: Joe Tessitore (Play-by-play), Jason Witten (Analyst), Lisa Salters (Sideline) and Booger McFarlane (Sideline) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Just now, Gas2No99 said: I never liked you and you only further validate my reasonS as to why. Guy, I was joking with you. You upped my post when I first picked with you about it. What changed? You don’t have to like me though, nor’ do you have to care so much that you feel the need to express it.??♂️ Thats the beautiful thing about the internet..You don’t have to give a single damn about any of us. I’l never meet you in my life, never make a connection with you in my life, so wtf do I care who you like? Stop being sensitive. Ps. Enjoy the game today though..since you know..i’m not bitter for ridiculous reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 5 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said: Guy, I was joking with you. You upped my post when I first picked with you about it. What changed? You don’t have to like me though, nor’ do you have to care so much that you feel the need to express it.??♂️ Thats the beautiful thing about the internet..You don’t have to give a single damn about any of us. I’l never meet you in my life, never make a connection with you in my life, so wtf do I care who you like? Stop being sensitive. Ps. Enjoy the game today though..since you know..i’m not bitter for ridiculous reasons. I agree 100% w/your position as it is mine. Sarcasm is impossible on the Internet. ? I do have a nice present for myself, regarding kicks, on its way for opening day & The New ERA. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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