kevinc855 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Oh no but the o line?! The no number 1 WR! The defense still has holes! We are still years away!! Lmao. Bye haters! Let’s all laugh at the SOJF doubters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Or we could just celebrate an amazing start to the Darnold era without being a massive dbag. But that’s just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prime21 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 hours ago, kevinc855 said: Oh no but the o line?! The no number 1 WR! The defense still has holes! We are still years away!! Lmao. Bye haters! Let’s all laugh at the SOJF doubters 3am drunk rant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Yeah I’m mad the Jets won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 The negative nellies have it so good. Get to be right for the better part of 50 years, and in the off chance that the Jets do well, get to play victim and say things like, 'stop being a dbag to all the dbags, how about we just enjoy the success'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks Mrs d. Sorry for your loss. Just flush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe W. Namath Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Im a same old jets fan. Its this teams job to knock it out of me. This season, so far so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 7 hours ago, kevinc855 said: Oh no but the o line?! The no number 1 WR! The defense still has holes! We are still years away!! Lmao. Bye haters! Let’s all laugh at the SOJF doubters Mad? Lol no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barkus Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks By any chance was T0mshane with him too?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Barkus said: By any chance was T0mshane with him too?? Who do ya think was holding the belt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: Who do ya think was holding the belt? I thought he was holding something else. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 To all the guys who have put themselves in the position that when the Jets do well you get it rubbed in your face Good job lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 8 hours ago, kevinc855 said: Oh no but the o line?! The no number 1 WR! The defense still has holes! We are still years away!! Lmao. Bye haters! Let’s all laugh at the SOJF doubters Holy hell it was one game and it went as well as possible. Be happy for that . Trust me they won’t all go like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 5 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks My condolence mam. So.... how you doing ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Larz said: To all the guys who have put themselves in the position that when the Jets do well you get it rubbed in your face Good job lol Doubters and cynics get the best of both worlds. If the Jets win, it's great, because we won and we love the Jets more than being right on the internet! if the Jets lose, it sucks, but at least we were right on the internet! Doubters and cynics are never disappointed. Last night every doubter and cynic was having a blast watching the game, enjoying the massive crushing defeat of the Lions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RESNewYork Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Crusher said: Holy hell it was one game and it went as well as possible. Be happy for that . Trust me they won’t all go like that. Completely agree. 1 game does not make a season and who knows how it ends up. But after 9 months of doom and gloom, reading over and over in every thread how sh*tty the O Line, Adams, Lee, Mac and Bowles are, even if the thread had nothing to do with them, it's fun for homer Jet fans to show off a little. Watching last night it felt like so many Jets who get criticized were giving the middle finger to their detractors. For 1 night it was a lot of fun. Hopefully it continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, greenwichjetfan said: The negative nellies have it so good. Get to be right for the better part of 50 years, and in the off chance that the Jets do well, get to play victim and say things like, 'stop being a dbag to all the dbags, how about we just enjoy the success'. 15 minutes ago, Warfish said: Doubters and cynics get the best of both worlds. If the Jets win, it's great, because we won and we love the Jets more than being right on the internet! if the Jets lose, it sucks, but at least we were right on the internet! Doubters and cynics are never disappointed. Last night every doubter and cynic was having a blast watching the game, enjoying the massive crushing defeat of the Lions. Exactly. Thanks for the breakdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I am happy we found our our franchise QB. I am happy that I saw a defense go beast mode. I saw Lee make plays and I saw Adams get an INT. We all needed this and I hope to see it continue. Still basking in the afterglow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 41 minutes ago, Larz said: To all the guys who have put themselves in the position that when the Jets do well you get it rubbed in your face Good job lol To all the guys who can’t tell the difference between what you think and what you hope Get job lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 5 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks Oh wow same. Small world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Well the one really good game by Darron Lee vs 2 years of schlock has certainly immediately made me think he is good and a franchise linebacker. Lets not send them all to canton after one game shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 The Jets have had limited success the past 10-20 years, going to a few AFC Championship Games and now seem to have a bright future. SOJFandom is pretty much the dumbest idea around and perpetuated by people whose glass is always half-empty. Take them to the beach and put a cold drink in their hands, "Oh, but there's a small cloud way in the distance. This sucks," is what they'd say. I really dislike those kinds of people. There are 12 NFL franchises that have not won a Super Bowl. The Bengals, Bills, Browns, Cardinals, Chargers, Falcons, Jaguars, Lions, Panthers, Texans, Titans and Vikings have not won a Super Bowl in their history. The Browns, Jaguars, Lions and Texans have never reached the Super Bowl. I wonder if their fans b!tch as much as some of ours do. The train is leaving the station with your new New York Jets. There will be bumps on the track, there will be slowdowns and detours. But this train is heading in the right direction.....and it will get to its destination. I hope the SOJFs decide to get onboard and enjoy the ride with me, even with the twists and turns that are sure to come. Go Jets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 I had the game thread open last night, closed it when I saw a Bridgewater lament or two after the pick six. Don't see too many people lamenting that trade this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 5 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks So....uhhh....hey Mrs. dbatesman....how you doin'? Also, are you saying his belt is now available? PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Beerfish said: Well the one really good game by Darron Lee vs 2 years of schlock has certainly immediately made me think he is good and a franchise linebacker. Lets not send them all to canton after one game shall we? Who knows? I think we all remember James Farrior becoming a great player... for the Steelers. I don't expect Lee to have 32 interceptions this year, but it's not impossible that he's starting to come into his own in his third year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc855 Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, greenwichjetfan said: The negative nellies have it so good. Get to be right for the better part of 50 years, and in the off chance that the Jets do well, get to play victim and say things like, 'stop being a dbag to all the dbags, how about we just enjoy the success'. Thank you amen. They are the worst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defense Wins Championships Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Some fans rather act and pretend as if our O-Line was a catastrophic category 5 type of disaster waiting to happen, the likes of Darron Lee, Jamal Adams and Leonard Williams all "sucking", not having "Mahomes" despite having the NFL's top rated QB prospect since Andrew Luck coming out in Sam Darnold, both of Mike Maccagnan and Todd Bowles being "losers" despite being forced to thoroughly commit to a complete team re-build and roster purge and/or this current 2018 Jets team having "no chance" to compete etc, etc rather than just admitting they were and/or could be absolutely wrong. It's called ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 hours ago, dbatesman said: Hi guys. Mrs. dbatesman here. Unfortunately dbatesman is no longer with us. When the Jets took the lead he went into the bathroom to console himself the only way he knows how: choking himself with a belt and jerking off to a looped video of the Buttfumble. I guess he went too far this time, because he never came back out. Anyway, if you could be respectful during this difficult time, I would appreciate it. In lieu of flowers, please make donations to his favorite charity, the Patriots Foundation. Thanks Now that he's gone, any chance you'd sell me his collection of antique mirkins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Beerfish said: Well the one really good game by Darron Lee vs 2 years of schlock has certainly immediately made me think he is good and a franchise linebacker. Lets not send them all to canton after one game shall we? To be clear, it would somehow make you wrong for saying he was sucking when he did suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 People are weird and Jets fans are the weirdest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, slats said: Who knows? I think we all remember James Farrior becoming a great player... for the Steelers. I don't expect Lee to have 32 interceptions this year, but it's not impossible that he's starting to come into his own in his third year. Slats is being positive? Not sure I can handle this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, munchmemory said: Now that he's gone, any chance you'd sell me his collection of antique mirkins? I heard he has a nice parlor guitar you might want............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said: Slats is being positive? Not sure I can handle this. Really? From my perspective, I get a lot more arguments from the dark-siders than I do from the dreaded "homers." Maybe I'm straddling the fence just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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