TuscanyTile2 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 If we're going to SOJ, can't we at least get some humor out of it? What will it take to get him back here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 He’s at home washing his tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Sadly, I honestly think he's passed. If you look at his posting rate, he was here on a DAILY basis 4-5 hours at a time (implies a highly sedentary fellow who's probably NOT at the pinnacle of physical health). I'm just speculating and hope I'm wrong He hasn't been on since Sept. 5th and that's with TONS of fodder to go off on Bowles, Lee, Adams, the Jets, etc. I hope I'm wrong, but we are creatures of habit, and unless he's on some internet-less island abroad, I can't imagine a positive reason for such a prolonged absence from such a dedicated contributor - good or bad - to this forum community. Get better TS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Gas2No99 said: Sadly, I honestly think he's passed. If you look at his posting rate, he was here on a DAILY basis 4-5 hours at a time (implies a highly sedentary fellow who's probably at the pinnacle of health). He hasn't been on since Sept. 5th and that's with TONS of fodder to go off on Bowles, Lee, Adams, the Jets, etc. I hope I'm wrong, but we are creatures of habit, and unless he's on some internet-less island abroad, I can't imagine a positive reason for such a prolonged absence from such a dedicated contributor - good or bad - to this forum community. Het better TS Don’t speak that into existence. Let’s just wait and see. I’m worried too.. but death? Maybe he’s in the hospital or mourning over a loved one. it doesn’t have to be death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 I'm sure Tom Shane is in a better place. And by that, I mean I bet he's joined an LA Rams fan forum. Godspeed, young Tom. *Salutes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 37 minutes ago, Philc1 said: He’s at home washing his tights My sincere hope is that they do not shrink on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantasy Island Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Damn, Rehab has strict rules. Get out of there Tom , we miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Most entertaining poster on here i hope he’s chillin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 45 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said: Don’t speak that into existence. Let’s just wait and see. I’m worried too.. but death? Maybe he’s in the hospital or mourning over a loved one. it doesn’t have to be death. I'm a native cynical NYer from the Bronx. I grew up in a city where you ONLY REALIZE that one of your neighbors has passed away DUE TO THE SMELL of the forgotten ROTTEN CORPSE being eaten away by the starving cats locked in the apartment. OR you get pushed off a subway platform by a mentally crazy person and get crushed by an oncoming train. OR you get stabbed by an aggressive homeless person who demands money from you. OR a simple dispute over a parking spot escalates into manslaughter, etc, etc., etc. . . . You get my drift. It doesn't HAVE TO BE DEATH, but IT USUALLY is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Killa Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: I'm a native cynical NYer from the Bronx. I grew up in a city where you ONLY REALIZE that one of your neighbors has passed away DUE TO THE SMELL of the forgotten ROTTEN CORPSE being eaten away by the starving cats locked in the apartment. OR you get pushed off a subway platform by a mentally crazy person and get crushed by an oncoming train. OR you get stabbed by an aggressive homeless person who demands money from you. OR a simple dispute over a parking spot escalates into manslaughter, etc, etc., etc. . . . You get my drift. It doesn't HAVE TO BE DEATH, but IT USUALLY is. I hear you but I’d hate think that. T0m has his moments but he’s definitely a huge bright spot on this forum through all of the gloom and losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PS17 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, slimjasi said: Most entertaining poster on here i hope he’s chillin Easily the best poster on the board. Come back, T0m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: I'm a native cynical NYer from the Bronx. I grew up in a city where you ONLY REALIZE that one of your neighbors has passed away DUE TO THE SMELL of the forgotten ROTTEN CORPSE being eaten away by the starving cats locked in the apartment. OR you get pushed off a subway platform by a mentally crazy person and get crushed by an oncoming train. OR you get stabbed by an aggressive homeless person who demands money from you. OR a simple dispute over a parking spot escalates into manslaughter, etc, etc., etc. . . . You get my drift. It doesn't HAVE TO BE DEATH, but IT USUALLY is. Damn. And I thought I was dark. And thanks for putting all those random words in caps, especially ROTTEN CORPSE. Really made reading it easier on the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Damn. And I thought I was dark. And thanks for putting all those random words in caps, especially ROTTEN CORPSE. Really made reading it easier on the eyes. Your welcome for the Caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Gas2No99 said: Sadly, I honestly think he's passed. If you look at his posting rate, he was here on a DAILY basis 4-5 hours at a time (implies a highly sedentary fellow who's probably NOT at the pinnacle of physical health). I'm just speculating and hope I'm wrong He hasn't been on since Sept. 5th and that's with TONS of fodder to go off on Bowles, Lee, Adams, the Jets, etc. I hope I'm wrong, but we are creatures of habit, and unless he's on some internet-less island abroad, I can't imagine a positive reason for such a prolonged absence from such a dedicated contributor - good or bad - to this forum community. Get better TS It's either this or he's off somewhere with an inordinate amount of penises in and around his mouth. That's it. 100% one of those two things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said: It's either this or he's off somewhere with an inordinate amount of penises in and around his mouth. That's it. 100% one of those two things. Please RJF, with @T0mShane gone, you're our ONLY Hope for sardonic commentary and hot takes, except with an effeminately west-coast laissez-faire slant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 37 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: Your welcome for the Caps. A fan of young chicks movies? I believe that was a scene from "Clueless". ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 He probably went to Vegas during week 1 and bet $100,000 the Jets would beat the Lions. He went into work the next morning and started just firing middle fingers at everyone. My best guess is that he is somewhere in asia pacific riding an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, HelenOfTroy said: A fan of young chicks movies? I believe that was a scene from "Clueless". ? Actually it's from Amy Heckerling's genre-defying narrative for the 90's generation that resulted in today's PC society of Stupid Bitches and over-parenting pu$$ies. Dan Hedaya's "Dad" character was the only saving grace from that film besides the soundtrack. But Good for you Helen, for being quick on the draw and recollecting that scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetscrazey Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Been reading Tom's posts since the JI days. I've come to appreciate his abrasiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gas2No99 said: Actually it's from Amy Heckerling's genre-defying narrative for the 90's generation that resulted in today's PC society of Stupid Bitches and over-parenting pu$$ies. Dan Hedaya's "Dad" character was the only saving grace from that film besides the soundtrack. But Good for you Helen, for being quick on the draw and recollecting that scene. I prefer to accept that it's is a modern interpretation of " Emma", by Jane Austen. I certainly should recollect, I watched and re-watched that movie countless times, as well as The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo's Fire, The Lost Boys, etc etc etc....till I could recite every line, knew every scene. I raised two girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: Your bat signal image appears to come from a male porn site......not that there is anything wrong with that...... Actually, Tom Shane used to post that pic. That’s where I first saw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, TuscanyTile2 said: Actually, Tom Shane used to post that pic. That’s where I first saw it. That is from the mafia forum and it's the jif signal. I'm surprised hes not in the thread yet tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Tom is definitely NOT in the freezer chest in my basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanatic Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Whatever the reason he hasn't posted, I hope he's OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said: Whatever the reason he hasn't posted, I hope he's OK. Seconded, I hope he's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Island Leprechaun Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Geezus, this is a MORBID thread. Are we absolutely sure Tom Shane is a real person and not a Russian troll? Maybe he was called back to Moscow by Putin, now that his work is done and the Jets have retreated back into faceless mediocrity so they can no longer be a threat to Putin's real asset -- The Patrioviches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 TOm is probably fine. I believe he finally got that Thorazine shot and he realized all the time he was wasting on these boards. Give him another 30 or so days when it wears off and he will be right back at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Mostro Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Full gender transformation takes time. Let's just rejoice in the fact that T0m now has a body that matches his inner womanhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obrien2Toon Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 SOmebody has to have a way to find out what happened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Obrien2Toon said: SOmebody has to have a way to find out what happened to him? The question is "why?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 It would be nice to know if he's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 T0mShane and SAR I both missing. Hope they both ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen X Jet Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, joewilly12 said: T0mShane and SAR I both missing. Hope they both ok. Two of the better characters around here. Big losses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gas2No99 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: T0mShane and SAR I both missing. Hope they both ok. Sar I was banned until week 5, IIRC, so he should be on parole soon and make a cameo, I'm sure. @T0mShane, like Paul, is . . . . How is this a morbid thread? It's being REALISTIC and one of the realities with anonymous internet fan forums, is that beloved posters pass on and "the community" doesn't ever really get an answer. Did anyone ACTUALLY PERSONALLY know him? Unless there is human contact, all these forum interactions are the equivalent of talking to the walls at home. Like @kelly, there is NO HUMANITY behind the posts that you read on here. I imagine a lodged butterfingers as the cause of death when the autopsy is released. (All in jest and hope he's ok, but I sincerely believe he's SADLY not.) PS - Also why I think the Vikes game meet-up is a HORRIBLE idea. Never put a human face to the avatar. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 11 hours ago, slimjasi said: Most entertaining poster on here i hope he’s chillin ugghhhhh.. cheers ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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