Popular Post JetPotato Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/passaic/wayne/2018/11/13/west-milford-man-tells-police-drank-too-much-because-jets-suck/1987902002/?fbclid=IwAR2vuT2iVSPdXRbXlxmgNC9X2Hqe9v2j0AWhWwJf34pXiB5gKuzK4sN2gr4 A West Milford man was arrested Sunday on a DUI charge after he told Wayne police the reason he drank too much because the "Jets suck." Christopher Greyshock, 57, blamed the struggling football team for his overindulgence while police were administering a field sobriety test, said Capt. Larry Martin. Police received a call that there was an accident at Alps Road and Route 23 at 5:15 p.m. Sunday. When they arrived on scene, police found the Wayne First Aid Squad attending to an injured woman and someone lying on the grass. Greyshock had approached officers and was unable to walk straight, almost falling onto the highway, Martin said. Greyshock told the police he had rear-ended a car stopped in traffic. Police were able to smell alcohol on Greyshock's breath and he had liquid stains on his pants, Martin said. Greyshock failed the field sobriety test and was arrested. When his car was searched, police found a three-quarter filled bottle of Bulleit Bourbon Frontier Whiskey, a joint, a bag of suspected marijuana and two packages of rolling papers, said Martin. His car was impounded and an alcohol test showed Greyshock's blood alcohol content was .13 percent, Martin said. He faces a number of charges including assault by auto which resulted in injuries while driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, driving while under the influence, reckless driving and having an open container of alcohol in a car. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CrazyCarl40 Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 I wonder what his user name here is. 4 2 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRL Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Hopefully a judge throws the book at that idiot. To risk peoples lives because your football team lost is beyond stupid. And to think he's supposed to be an adult at 57 years old 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sarge4Tide Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 If they allow the game film to be introduced, no jury in the world will convict him 5 4 2 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post munchmemory Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: I wonder what his user name here is. Max? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JiFapono Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 I was legit about to post this but didnt want this to be a poster or a friend or family member of someone...but I'm down for a go fund me page to help with his legal costs. lmfao 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, JiF said: I was legit about to post this but didnt want this to be a poster or a friend or family member of someone...but I'm down for a go fund me page to help with his legal costs. lmfao If only for the lolz he just provided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, CrazyCarl40 said: I wonder what his user name here is. Unitedwhofans 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post peebag Posted November 13, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, KRL said: Hopefully a judge throws the book at that idiot. To risk peoples lives because your football team lost is beyond stupid. And to think he's supposed to be an adult at 57 years old Since he's admitted Jets fan, it's clearly an insanity plea. 3 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, peebag said: Unitedwhofans Maybe Ragu? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFapono Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, peebag said: Since he's admitted Jets fan, it's clearly an insanity plea. I laughed at this and then thought, well, with the right legal council...you never know! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, munchmemory said: Maybe Ragu? He's living in Chi-town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, peebag said: He's living in Chi-town So he says/you think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayRay Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I'd say he has a strong case. Todd Bowles' one accomplishment as Jets HC may be the creation of new DUI case law. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, JiF said: I laughed at this and then thought, well, with the right legal council...you never know! Probably should talk to Robby Anderson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munchmemory Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, BroadwayRay said: I'd say he has a strong case. Todd Bowles' one accomplishment as Jets HC may be the creation of new DUI case law. The People vs SOJFs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Was he wearing any of these shirts? All seriousness driving drunk is no joke, he could have killed innocent people. Why aren't images showing up? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 hour ago, peebag said: Since he's admitted Jets fan, it's clearly an insanity plea. They might just let him totally off figuring the poor putz has suffered enough. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Jet Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Was he wearing any of these shirts? All seriousness driving drunk is no joke, he could have killed innocent people. Why aren't images showing up? Those shirts are AWESOME. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Imagine what this guy drinks when they re-sign Mac/Bowles after the season. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenGhost Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Kleckineau said: Imagine what this guy drinks when they re-sign Mac/Bowles after the season. He's gonna swallow a bullet instead of Bulleit Whiskey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Hopefully it works out and sets precedent. It'll be the one redeeming attribute of being a Jets fan. "Your Honor, I did cheat on my wife. However, your Honor, I'm a Jets fan since 84." We'd be a protected class... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc855 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Pro bono from the lawyers on here now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 He will reportedly sue the NY Jets for $50 Million but then suggested they could settle it out of court. "Simply fire the coach and GM and we'll call it even," he said through a lawyer. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Really sad hate to see people conduct themselves this way even if this team drove them to it.Sent from my LGUS991 using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsYanks13 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 This explains the chad cascaddan tweets from the other night. Was it him driving the car?Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy2020 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Man, he should just walk into court and enter the Bills game into evidence. I think he'd win. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Considering he's a Jets fan, the judge will likely sentence him to time served. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 10 to 1 the judge let’s him off, petitions Bowles and holds him responsible for endangering drivers under the influence of watching horrible football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 10 hours ago, JetPotato said: His car was impounded and an alcohol test showed Greyshock's blood alcohol content was .13 percent, Martin said. These days that sounds like he was really loaded, but the funny thing is, up until 1980 in most places that would be proof the driver was sober. You weren't over the legal limit until you hit .15 percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 6 hours ago, kelticwizard said: These days that sounds like he was really loaded, but the funny thing is, up until 1980 in most places that would be proof the driver was sober. You weren't over the legal limit until you hit .15 percent. Soon, any level of alcohol in your blood will get you arrested because no politician (you know, the people that pass the laws) will defend the act of drinking before you drive. Seriously, there will never be a PAC for defending a moderate amount of drinking before you drive. Sadly, this is why men live under bridges in the south (mehgan's law). Who is ever going to say, "Hey, I think we're being a little harsh on those child molestors"? It is also what led to 3 strike laws and lengthy prison sentences for drugs. We are well on our way to a zero tolerance society. One screw up and we'll put you away and rob you of any future you may have had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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