Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Showing up for Thanksgiving, and having the host serve Tofu-rkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Lonelyhearts Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Clicking the link for @Jetsfan80's fap thread, and being re-directed to the Mr. Rogers documentary on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Miss Lonelyhearts said: This thread. Come on, you know as well as I do, this is a great opportunity to see how well the 50-year fans with 3rd grade educations cobble together broken metaphors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Miss Lonelyhearts said: This thread. Ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Besides, life can't be all gripes... what better to solve our doldrums then some good ol' fashioned Just in Fudge moments? @JiF@The Crusher@CTM@HessStation@Pac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Running out of baby wipes after eating Indian food the night before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Spoot-Face said: Running out of baby wipes after eating Indian food the night before. My brother from another mother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 like licking the smudge on your shirt and realizing, that's not chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Grabbing the cheeze its box and someone put it back in the cabinet with 3 crackers in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 like insulting RJF on Monday, and not having Lonelyhearts take a swipe at you by Tuesday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandy Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Being a Jet fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Opening a Whofans thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: SUPER TROLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 like when a movie with Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell says it contains nudity, and you watch it only to find out it meant Jason Segal wagging his penis at the camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Just now, Spoot-Face said: Opening a Whofans thread. like a whofans thread without logical abstraction and the destruction of brain cells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Creepy Lurker said: SUPER TROLL The worst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Having a hankering for a banana daiquiri, but realize you already ate all the bananas, so you just drink straight rum instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Going to a buffet, and finding @The Crusher already beat you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Wanting to play a Jetnation Mafia Halloween game, and no one f****** signs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Signing up for a Jetnation Mafia game and finding @Pac on the player's list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 ...watching the Jets give up a TD on the 2nd play of the game, walking to the refrigerator and finding all the beer is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 like calling Nanny.com for childcare, and having @CTM show up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Marrying your dream man and getting into bed on your wedding night and finding it's @Jetsfan80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljr Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Every comment I want to make here will get me permanently banned from the interwebz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 like going to the gym, and having @Pac monopolize the elliptical machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Encouraging a drunken monkey and realizing he can't tell the difference between a metaphor and a simile. 24 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: Come on, you know as well as I do, this is a great opportunity to see how well the 50-year fans with 3rd grade educations cobble together broken metaphors... 19 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: like licking the smudge on your shirt and realizing, that's not chocolate. 16 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: like insulting RJF on Monday, and not having Lonelyhearts take a swipe at you by Tuesday? 14 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: like when a movie with Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell says it contains nudity, and you watch it only to find out it meant Jason Segal wagging his penis at the camera 13 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: like a whofans thread without logical abstraction and the destruction of brain cells? 5 minutes ago, Integrity28 said: like calling Nanny.com for childcare, and having @CTM show up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Running out of baby wipes after eating Indian food the night before. Just give Crowell a call, he was paid in 10,000 boxes of Dude Wipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Encouraging a drunken monkey and realizing he can't tell the difference between a metaphor and a simile. Man, I know the difference, but the word metaphor sounded better in the insult. Well done though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Well, it's almost as disappointing as the time I nearly got arrested while robbing Tiffany's. Did I ever tell you guys about that? It happened a long, long time ago before I was even on this message board and it really was the perfect crime. I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Twenty-five years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier which I later sell on the black market in part to fund the purchase of 8 New York Jets Personal Seat Licenses. I should have went to Paris. F you Todd Bowles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Werblin Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Developing hemorrhoids one hour before the big chili eating contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56mehl56 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 37 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Having a hankering for a banana daiquiri, but realize you already ate all the bananas, so you just drink straight rum instead. Is that like a code word for something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 the ilk creating a 20 page thread beckoning their leader to return and having TumShame ignore them while he explores his new "alternative" lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 It’s like when you go naked to a party and everyone else in clothes and has no idea why you’re naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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