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Meanwhile, in Florida, Dolphins fan caught watching the p0Rnz in a public library

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Ran into the same scenario recently

I was playing poker (palm beach kennel club of course) and I saw an older gentlemen (about 85-90) sitting off by himself in one of the corners.  He was staring intently at his phone with his headphones on. Got up and walked past him to use the bathroom and I hear the sweet sounds of boinking coming loudly from his phone.  This guy was watching porn and didn't realize his headphones weren't plugged in. Hystrical

 

Then I got to thinking. Senior Citizens with smartphones have never had easier access to porn in their lives.  This is the generation that had to go to the special beaded off section of the local video store to rent.a "Debbie Does Dallas" tape.  Or wait til the magazine store was quiet to go pick up a copy of Club magazine.  Or get the scrambled porn channel on their cable where they can barely make out a nipple thru the fuzz.  Must be a good time to be an old guy.

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On 11/29/2018 at 9:02 AM, JOJOTOWNSELL said:

 

Then I got to thinking. Senior Citizens with smartphones have never had easier access to porn in their lives.  This is the generation that had to go to the special beaded off section of the local video store to rent.a "Debbie Does Dallas" tape.  Or wait til the magazine store was quiet to go pick up a copy of Club magazine.  Or get the scrambled porn channel on their cable where they can barely make out a nipple thru the fuzz.  Must be a good time to be an old guy.

Thanks to the interwebs we see more nekkid women in an avg day than our grandfathers did in thier whole life.

Heck, @Jetsfan80 probably has seen more nude women this calender year than the combined sum of all of human history of people born before 2000AD.

 

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14 minutes ago, CTM said:

Thanks to the interwebs we see more nekkid women in an avg day than our grandfathers did in thier whole life.

Heck, @Jetsfan80 probably has seen more nude women this calender year than the combined sum of all of human history of people born before 2000AD.

 

Please show your math for this when you get the time.

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On 11/28/2018 at 3:32 PM, Jetsfan80 said:

If this guy had a Jets shirt on I imagine I'd be getting several dozen "You were mentioned" notifications sending me to this thread.

 

37 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said:

Is that why you wore a Dolphins shirt to do this?

 

40 minutes ago, CTM said:

Thanks to the interwebs we see more nekkid women in an avg day than our grandfathers did in thier whole life.

Heck, @Jetsfan80 probably has seen more nude women this calender year than the combined sum of all of human history of people born before 2000AD. 

 

 

There it is. 

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