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Why would anyone NOT want to be cremated?

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Rot in ground water logged and smelling. Or quick burn. Dump into the ocean.

I don't get it.

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15 hours ago, Panzer Division Marduk said:

Can't come back as a zombie to kill annoying people if you're simply ashes floating on the wind. All you might do is make them sneeze a bit.

What is going on with the Nazi theme here?

EDIT my mistake. I'm not a heavy metal guy. Thanks, @Warfish

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15 hours ago, 14 in Green said:

What is going on with the Nazi theme here?

He's a metal head, obviously. 

Panzer Division Marduk is an album by a Swedish black metal band Marduk.  Sacred Reich is 80's thrash metal band.

 

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All of my grandparents were cremated and the ashes dealt with in the manner of their choosing 

I have no place to visit them or even an urn to honor them with 

I'm getting the statue treatment, 30 feet tall minimum 

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22 hours ago, Warfish said:

He's a metal head, obviously. 

Panzer Division Marduk is an album by a Swedish black metal band Marduk.  Sacred Reich is 80's thrash metal band.

 

 

12 hours ago, Panzer Division Marduk said:

And Frank Reich was a Jet.

Was Jesper Strombland a nazi?

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Also, I will almost assuredly be cremated, and my ashes interred or spread someplace meaningful to me.

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My family has been instructed to first smoke my ashes in a family cipher session and then spread them at my favorite surf spot.

 

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3 minutes ago, JiF said:

My family has been instructed to first smoke my ashes in a family cipher session and then spread them at my favorite surf spot.

 

I’d hit it. 

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Cremate me, pack my ashes into homemade fireworks, than fire them at communist hippie bastards like @CTM on the 4th of July.

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Leaning towards cremation, ashes spread from a helicopter over MetLife during a NY Jets game. 

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Because the first group of humans who will have near eternal life are alive today 

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40 minutes ago, CTM said:

Because the first group of humans who will have near eternal life are alive today 

Yeah, but they'll have to upload their consciousness into an AI program like @GATA and what kind of life is that?

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Always planned to be cremated. Back in the day, certain friends threatened to just dump my ashes in a bong figuring that a nice buzz has to come from it, Now my nieces promise to spread 'em at the North Park view in Arches. Knowing them, however, they are getting tossed in some landfill in Brooklyn.  

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14 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Yeah, but they'll have to upload their consciousness into an AI program like @GATA and what kind of life is that?

I upgrade my software yearly . . . pshhh

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3 hours ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said:

In the old stadium , after a Monday night game , some guy poured ashes all over the seats behind us . Probably another long suffering (and dead) buddy .

And then he got hosed into the drain, and became one with the swamps of New Jersey. A fitting end...

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We should all be cremated and made into cement blocks.

For many it would represent their 1st and only meaningful contribution to society.

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10 hours ago, Kleckineau said:

We should all be cremated and made into cement blocks.

For many it would represent their 1st and only meaningful contribution to society.

Cinder blocks for the new NY Jets stadium!

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On 2/16/2019 at 11:07 AM, jgb said:

Rot in ground water logged and smelling. Or quick burn. Dump into the ocean.

I don't get it.

So they can bring me back in 200 years via technology, baby!!!!

Duh.

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On 2/18/2019 at 6:48 PM, Spoot-Face said:

Cremate me, pack my ashes into homemade fireworks, than fire them at communist hippie bastards like @CTM on the 4th of July.

True story: We packed a small portion of the ashes of one of the biggest Jets fans I know in a shotgun shell and shot him off on the 4th of July 2013.

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