jgb Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Rot in ground water logged and smelling. Or quick burn. Dump into the ocean. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southparkcpa Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I don't like the heat.. visiting Florida turns me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Can't come back as a zombie to kill annoying people if you're simply ashes floating on the wind. All you might do is make them sneeze a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 hours ago, Panzer Division Marduk said: Can't come back as a zombie to kill annoying people if you're simply ashes floating on the wind. All you might do is make them sneeze a bit. What is going on with the Nazi theme here? EDIT my mistake. I'm not a heavy metal guy. Thanks, @Warfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untouchable Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I don’t care what they do to me when I’m dead. Just throw me in the trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 15 hours ago, 14 in Green said: What is going on with the Nazi theme here? He's a metal head, obviously. Panzer Division Marduk is an album by a Swedish black metal band Marduk. Sacred Reich is 80's thrash metal band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 All of my grandparents were cremated and the ashes dealt with in the manner of their choosing I have no place to visit them or even an urn to honor them with I'm getting the statue treatment, 30 feet tall minimum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Warfish said: He's a metal head, obviously. Panzer Division Marduk is an album by a Swedish black metal band Marduk. Sacred Reich is 80's thrash metal band. And Frank Reich was a Jet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 22 hours ago, Warfish said: He's a metal head, obviously. Panzer Division Marduk is an album by a Swedish black metal band Marduk. Sacred Reich is 80's thrash metal band. 12 hours ago, Panzer Division Marduk said: And Frank Reich was a Jet. Was Jesper Strombland a nazi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warfish Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Also, I will almost assuredly be cremated, and my ashes interred or spread someplace meaningful to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 My family has been instructed to first smoke my ashes in a family cipher session and then spread them at my favorite surf spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, JiF said: My family has been instructed to first smoke my ashes in a family cipher session and then spread them at my favorite surf spot. I’d hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 8 hours ago, BP said: Was Jesper Stromblad a nazi? Nah, a guitarist who appears to have drank his talent away, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Cremate me, pack my ashes into homemade fireworks, than fire them at communist hippie bastards like @CTM on the 4th of July. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Leaning towards cremation, ashes spread from a helicopter over MetLife during a NY Jets game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Because the first group of humans who will have near eternal life are alive today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 40 minutes ago, CTM said: Because the first group of humans who will have near eternal life are alive today Yeah, but they'll have to upload their consciousness into an AI program like @GATA and what kind of life is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Always planned to be cremated. Back in the day, certain friends threatened to just dump my ashes in a bong figuring that a nice buzz has to come from it, Now my nieces promise to spread 'em at the North Park view in Arches. Knowing them, however, they are getting tossed in some landfill in Brooklyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 14 hours ago, Spoot-Face said: Yeah, but they'll have to upload their consciousness into an AI program like @GATA and what kind of life is that? I upgrade my software yearly . . . pshhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 In the old stadium , after a Monday night game , some guy poured ashes all over the seats behind us . Probably another long suffering (and dead) buddy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet_Engine1 Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 3 hours ago, SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN said: In the old stadium , after a Monday night game , some guy poured ashes all over the seats behind us . Probably another long suffering (and dead) buddy . And then he got hosed into the drain, and became one with the swamps of New Jersey. A fitting end... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kleckineau Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 We should all be cremated and made into cement blocks. For many it would represent their 1st and only meaningful contribution to society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Kleckineau said: We should all be cremated and made into cement blocks. For many it would represent their 1st and only meaningful contribution to society. Cinder blocks for the new NY Jets stadium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 2/16/2019 at 11:07 AM, jgb said: Rot in ground water logged and smelling. Or quick burn. Dump into the ocean. I don't get it. So they can bring me back in 200 years via technology, baby!!!! Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 On 2/18/2019 at 6:48 PM, Spoot-Face said: Cremate me, pack my ashes into homemade fireworks, than fire them at communist hippie bastards like @CTM on the 4th of July. True story: We packed a small portion of the ashes of one of the biggest Jets fans I know in a shotgun shell and shot him off on the 4th of July 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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