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let me first say i've posted on this site for years and i think i'm pretty well respected around here. But now i face a decision. Will i stay with this site or head over to JI. It's flip a coin. i heard this site suffered an anal hemorrhage. maybe i can save it

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let me first say i've posted on this site for years and i think i'm pretty well respected around here. But now i face a decision. Will i stay with this site or head over to JI. It's flip a coin. i heard this site suffered an anal hemorrhage. maybe i can save it

Can you find TomShane and take him with you.

I hear Sooth has been looking for him the past week.

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1stdegree on behalf of the management here at JetNation let me say, please stay. I will start a BIG welcome back thread for you and everything. :shock:

Also we would offer you a scholarship. But we are a Division III JV site. We are not allowed to grant posting scholarships. If we could though, you would get a free ride so to speak.

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while the thingy may say im a practice squad...ive always looked at myself as the waterboy of JN. Most of the time, you dont even notice im here...but every now and then ill throw a great joke or two out there that makes tx go..."POST OF THE WEEK!!!"...then i disappear into hiding for a few more weeks.

and this waterboy says "d-d-dont post at JI, H20...i mean JN is much b-b-betta'!"

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let me first say i've posted on this site for years and i think i'm pretty well respected around here. But now i face a decision. Will i stay with this site or head over to JI. It's flip a coin. i heard this site suffered an anal hemorrhage. maybe i can save it

Let me be the first to say... peace out!

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while the thingy may say im a free agent...ive always looked at myself as the waterboy of JN. Most of the time, you dont even notice im here...but every now and then ill throw a great joke or two out there that makes tx go..."POST OF THE WEEK!!!"...then i disappear into hiding for a few more weeks.

and this waterboy says "d-d-dont post at JI, H20...i mean JN is much b-b-betta'!"

Honestly, I thought you were a real dewbag when you first starting posting here.

But you've had some real good football posts and have demonstrated a very keen sense of humor, so I have done a complete 180.

You need to post here more often.

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let me first say i've posted on this site for years and i think i'm pretty well respected around here. But now i face a decision. Will i stay with this site or head over to JI. It's flip a coin. i heard this site suffered an anal hemorrhage. maybe i can save it

Don't call us,We'll call you.

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Honestly, I thought you were a real dewbag when you first starting posting here.

But you've had some real good football posts and have demonstrated a very keen sense of humor, so I have done a complete 180.

You need to post here more often.

Not sure what a dewbag is. But Abe_Vilma_Miller is a good poster.

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I just had a great idea for a new Wallpaper for our Download section.

A picture of a grown man crying. The caption would read:

"The Jets just lost again. And today I got my period".

:P

You think your wife will let you use the pic from your honeymoon?

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Sure sure... change the story now... :lol:

And, I have to say, the hijacking of this thread went great. Keep up the good work, team!

Speaking of Hijackings...I remember once when I was a kid and we used to throw stray dogs under the Thumann's truck, wait till the driver got out to investigate, then beat him unconscious and sell his deli-meat at pennies on the dollar to the elderly. God, how we used to laugh back in those days. Good times, good times.

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let me first say i've posted on this site for years and i think i'm pretty well respected around here. But now i face a decision. Will i stay with this site or head over to JI. It's flip a coin. i heard this site suffered an anal hemorrhage. maybe i can save it

You've been posting here for years? That does it Max, you said I was one of the first to know about this place yet I've only been posting here for a year now. :evil: And by the way, you have it all wrong. It's JI that had the hemorrhage when Sleuth ran off all of the decent posters and replaced them with obnoxious kids.

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the thing about you people is that you're just a bunch of overweight armchair quarterbacks.

Me, on the other hand, have played the game. I've been in the trenches. I've played Division I football folks. In 1999 I was third string punter for the University of Buffalo Bulls. In practice i averaged 34 yards a punt. AND i got into a game vs Kent St where i made my only collegiate punt attempt, unfortunately, it was blocked. But thats besides the points. I think i have a little more insight than the rest of you of how the game is played

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the thing about you people is that you're just a bunch of overweight armchair quarterbacks.

Me, on the other hand, have played the game. I've been in the trenches. I've played Division I football folks. In 1999 I was third string punter for the University of Buffalo Bulls. In practice i averaged 34 yards a punt. AND i got into a game vs Kent St where i made my only collegiate punt attempt, unfortunately, it was blocked. But thats besides the points. I think i have a little more insight than the rest of you of how the game is played

If we can raise $55 for the premium site, will you post on JI exclusively? Please.

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the thing about you people is that you're just a bunch of overweight armchair quarterbacks.

Me, on the other hand, have played the game. I've been in the trenches. I've played Division I football folks. In 1999 I was third string punter for the University of Buffalo Bulls. In practice i averaged 34 yards a punt. AND i got into a game vs Kent St where i made my only collegiate punt attempt, unfortunately, it was blocked. But thats besides the points. I think i have a little more insight than the rest of you of how the game is played

That's odd, I've been in the trenches and I don't remember seeing you there.

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