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Nolder

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So a Jets Fan walks into a bar and there's Tom ******* Brady...

 

No this isn't the beginning of a joke, he's right there.

What are YOU going to do about it?!?

 

Players

1) Dan 

2) 80 - Mafia Ninjafather - Robert Kraft

3) Crusher

4) Lizard King - Compulsive Vig - Sam Darnold 

5) Sheldon R - Vanilla Town - JJ Jones

6) AVM 

7) Jif 

? Pac - Vanilla Town - Jordan Leggett

9) Nyn

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20 hours ago, Sheldon Richardson said:

*Shoot Tom Brady in the face*

 

 

 

Do I win now?

As you pull out your gun Tom looks straight at you. He gives you this unnerving sh*t eating grin that just makes you want to shoot him even more. You pull the trigger several times but like Neo from the Matrix the bullets stop right in front of him. He plucks one out of the air, examines it, looks back at you, and starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. You feel yourself literally shrinking from their laughter. You are now the size of a baby looking up at Tom and his friends. In horror you watch as Tom reaches for his crotch to unzip his pants, presumably to piss on you. You scream but nothing comes out. Everyone else is reaching for their zippers now. You close your eyes and you hear it. Zip zip zip zip zip... The sounds merges into that of an alarm clock blaring next to you. You open your eyes and sit up with a gasp, covered in cold sweat and tangled in sheets. You're in your own bed, it wasn't real. Reality catches up to you and you remember you have a game to play today. That punk Brady is going down! And...maybe...maybe you'll piss on him when the game is over. You get up to take a shower with that thought in mind.

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4 minutes ago, Nolder said:

As you pull out your gun Tom looks straight at you. He gives you this unnerving sh*t eating grin that just makes you want to shoot him even more. You pull the trigger several times but like Neo from the Matrix the bullets stop right in front of him. He plucks one out of the air, examines it, looks back at you, and starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. You feel yourself literally shrinking from their laughter. You are now the size of a baby looking up at Tom and his friends. In horror you watch as Tom reaches for his crotch to unzip his pants, presumably to piss on you. You scream but nothing comes out. Everyone else is reaching for their zippers now. You close your eyes and you hear it. Zip zip zip zip zip... The sounds merges into that of an alarm clock blaring next to you. You open your eyes and sit up with a gasp, covered in cold sweat and tangled in sheets. You're in your own bed, it wasn't real. Reality catches up to you and you remember you have a game to play today. That punk Brady is going down! And...maybe...maybe you'll piss on him when the game is over. You get up to take a shower with that thought in mind.

This is normal. 

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