Sheldon Richardson Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Nolder said: Oh sh*t! Sorry you're right! I don't know where my head is at right now sorry everyone. Bro, u as good at this an an NFL ref Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Sheldon Richardson said: Bro, u as good at this an an NFL ref That's fair lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheldon Richardson Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Nolder said: As the game begins everyone is wondering who the player taken out on the stretcher was. Finally as information comes in it's announced that Sheldon Richardson, playing as J. J. Jones Vanilla Town, is out of the game. It's getting dark. I can't feel my face. I ... I never found the... wait! Can it be? Ho's to the left of me! Ho's to the right of me! I'm home! P.S. Who the f*ck is JJ Jones lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 Wikipedia told me he was on the Jets roster idk. I chose names mostly at random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 JJ Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 53 minutes ago, CTM said: a pox on your fat moron house for accusing me of this disgrace Stop posting Sheldumb, you're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 I'm pretty impressed so far with Dan's return if I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pac said: Stop posting Sheldumb, you're dead. im not sheldon you chulpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 23, 2019 Author Share Posted March 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, Nolder said: Wikipedia told me he was on the Jets roster idk. I chose names mostly at random. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Jones_(wide_receiver) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Nolder said: Wikipedia told me he was on the Jets roster idk. I chose names mostly at random. Ok Mr. Maccagnan. Have another cup of coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Pac said: I'm pretty impressed so far with Dan's return if I must say. I miss the Chimp Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 19 hours ago, Nolder said: As the game begins everyone is wondering who the player taken out on the stretcher was. Finally as information comes in it's announced that Sheldon Richardson, playing as J. J. Jones Vanilla Town, is out of the game. This is the greatest post of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Is Ape dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, Nynaeve said: Is Ape dead yet? Teehee bunny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Apparently I'm in another game now which I signed up for like.... 2 months ago? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Is Nyn playing? Lol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Lizard King said: Is Nyn playing? Lol ? Apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Nynaeve said: Apparently I'm in another game now which I signed up for like.... 2 months ago? Lol Lol I bet half the players don't show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Nolder said: Lol I bet half the players don't show. Vote nolderp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 And his digital minion Vote gatabot Double vote in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 This is why you don't set weekend deadlines. Rather than finishing a legit lynch on Monday and having a quick night, we end up with a random lynch and a forever night. We've explained this to Nolder for years and he doesn't listen. Don't get it. Even I, a virgin, have sh*t to do on weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 34 minutes ago, Jetsfan80 said: This is why you don't set weekend deadlines. Rather than finishing a legit lynch on Monday and having a quick night, we end up with a random lynch and a forever night. We've explained this to Nolder for years and he doesn't listen. Don't get it. Even I, a virgin, have sh*t to do on weekends. The deadline wasn't on the weekend dipsh*t and all actions have already been submitted I was just waiting so no dipsh*ts speculate whether it took so long because someone like verbal didn't send his action in. I hate that whole oh well soandso didn't post and we had a long night so they must have a power bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 THE GAME HAS BEEN PAUSED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Ladies and gentlemen! The owner of the New England Patriots! Robert Kraft! And old man with a face like a bloated rat walks out into the middle of the field with a small entourage behind him. Players on both teams are standing off to the side looking confused and shrugging at one another. As he reaches the center someone hands him a microphone. "Hello everyone! I'm so glad you could be here to watch these two fine teams... (he looks over at the Jets derisively) these two very fine teams heh...play for your entertainment today. I love football, you love football, well all hold a special love for this game of ours. And sometimes when a man love a woman...wait no. You see I love football but I love other things too. I love money and I love Asian women. Wait no I didn't mean that. This is very hard for me you see. Recently the police found some video of me in compromising positions with some Oriental women. I was going to get into a lot of trouble...but I'm rich so I bought myself off. And they told me, they TOLD ME, they weren't going to release those god damn tapes but now I'm being told they are releasing them and I don't know who to pay to stop it! I just don't know, you know? And so what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. I'm not sorry I visited Asian prostitutes I'm just sorry I couldn't figure out how to make this whole thing go away without anyone knowing what a scumbag I am. But, well, now you know! I hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forget all about this before the next time the Patriots are caught cheating. Thank you everyone and enjoy the game!" As he walks off you hear "Aw hell no bitch. It's time for you to pay!" A single shot rings out and 80, Robert Kraft owner of the Patriots, Mafia Godfather who could not be tracked or watched, lay dead on the field. The crowd suddenly goes wild. Everyone is cheering and stomping their feet. A couple nobodies run out and put him on a stretcher but it's clear there is zero chance of resuscitation. He's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 It is now Day. With 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 59 minutes ago, Nolder said: The deadline wasn't on the weekend dipsh*t and all actions have already been submitted I was just waiting so no dipsh*ts speculate whether it took so long because someone like verbal didn't send his action in. I hate that whole oh well soandso didn't post and we had a long night so they must have a power bullsh*t. Friday night at 10 PM EST = weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 41 minutes ago, Nolder said: Ladies and gentlemen! The owner of the New England Patriots! Robert Kraft! And old man with a face like a bloated rat walks out into the middle of the field with a small entourage behind him. Players on both teams are standing off to the side looking confused and shrugging at one another. As he reaches the center someone hands him a microphone. "Hello everyone! I'm so glad you could be here to watch these two fine teams... (he looks over at the Jets derisively) these two very fine teams heh...play for your entertainment today. I love football, you love football, well all hold a special love for this game of ours. And sometimes when a man love a woman...wait no. You see I love football but I love other things too. I love money and I love Asian women. Wait no I didn't mean that. This is very hard for me you see. Recently the police found some video of me in compromising positions with some Oriental women. I was going to get into a lot of trouble...but I'm rich so I bought myself off. And they told me, they TOLD ME, they weren't going to release those god damn tapes but now I'm being told they are releasing them and I don't know who to pay to stop it! I just don't know, you know? And so what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. I'm not sorry I visited Asian prostitutes I'm just sorry I couldn't figure out how to make this whole thing go away without anyone knowing what a scumbag I am. But, well, now you know! I hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forget all about this before the next time the Patriots are caught cheating. Thank you everyone and enjoy the game!" As he walks off you hear "Aw hell no bitch. It's time for you to pay!" A single shot rings out and 80, Robert Kraft owner of the Patriots, Mafia Godfather who could not be tracked or watched, lay dead on the field. The crowd suddenly goes wild. Everyone is cheering and stomping their feet. A couple nobodies run out and put him on a stretcher but it's clear there is zero chance of resuscitation. He's dead. Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 24, 2019 Author Share Posted March 24, 2019 Just now, Jetsfan80 said: Friday night at 10 PM EST = weekend. Nah man. Weekend is Saturday Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Nolder said: Nah man. Weekend is Saturday Sunday. I'll start a poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Nolder said: Ladies and gentlemen! The owner of the New England Patriots! Robert Kraft! And old man with a face like a bloated rat walks out into the middle of the field with a small entourage behind him. Players on both teams are standing off to the side looking confused and shrugging at one another. As he reaches the center someone hands him a microphone. "Hello everyone! I'm so glad you could be here to watch these two fine teams... (he looks over at the Jets derisively) these two very fine teams heh...play for your entertainment today. I love football, you love football, well all hold a special love for this game of ours. And sometimes when a man love a woman...wait no. You see I love football but I love other things too. I love money and I love Asian women. Wait no I didn't mean that. This is very hard for me you see. Recently the police found some video of me in compromising positions with some Oriental women. I was going to get into a lot of trouble...but I'm rich so I bought myself off. And they told me, they TOLD ME, they weren't going to release those god damn tapes but now I'm being told they are releasing them and I don't know who to pay to stop it! I just don't know, you know? And so what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. I'm not sorry I visited Asian prostitutes I'm just sorry I couldn't figure out how to make this whole thing go away without anyone knowing what a scumbag I am. But, well, now you know! I hope everyone can find it in their hearts to forget all about this before the next time the Patriots are caught cheating. Thank you everyone and enjoy the game!" As he walks off you hear "Aw hell no bitch. It's time for you to pay!" A single shot rings out and 80, Robert Kraft owner of the Patriots, Mafia Godfather who could not be tracked or watched, lay dead on the field. The crowd suddenly goes wild. Everyone is cheering and stomping their feet. A couple nobodies run out and put him on a stretcher but it's clear there is zero chance of resuscitation. He's dead. OK. 80 being Kraft is beyond awesome. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard King Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Nolder said: THE GAME HAS BEEN PAUSED Wasn’t it night? Lol ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolder Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Lizard King said: Wasn’t it night? Lol ? It referred to the football game. Flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I feel snoozy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GATA Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 15 hours ago, The Crusher said: OK. 80 being Kraft is beyond awesome. bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Because all he can do is pay for rub and tugs... I see you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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