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1 hour ago, The Crusher said:

Deadlines are gay 

So is not voting.

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7 hours ago, Nolder said:

As you pull out your gun Tom looks straight at you. He gives you this unnerving sh*t eating grin that just makes you want to shoot him even more. You pull the trigger several times but like Neo from the Matrix the bullets stop right in front of him. He plucks one out of the air, examines it, looks back at you, and starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. You feel yourself literally shrinking from their laughter. You are now the size of a baby looking up at Tom and his friends. In horror you watch as Tom reaches for his crotch to unzip his pants, presumably to piss on you. You scream but nothing comes out. Everyone else is reaching for their zippers now. You close your eyes and you hear it. Zip zip zip zip zip... The sounds merges into that of an alarm clock blaring next to you. You open your eyes and sit up with a gasp, covered in cold sweat and tangled in sheets. You're in your own bed, it wasn't real. Reality catches up to you and you remember you have a game to play today. That punk Brady is going down! And...maybe...maybe you'll piss on him when the game is over. You get up to take a shower with that thought in mind.

You've got a strange mind, bro

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12 hours ago, Lizard King said:

I wonder if we will get 10 posts tomorrow. 

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

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12 hours ago, Lizard King said:

I wonder if we will get 10 posts tomorrow. 

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

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16 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

 

16 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

Bunny bringing the double bubble! 

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On 3/18/2019 at 6:30 PM, Nolder said:

You still wanna help mod?

si

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On 3/18/2019 at 5:59 PM, Sheldon Richardson said:

Dam girl, you feisty. Wanna joy ride in my Bentley? You can shotgun with me while Big Man takes up the whole backseat, and my boy CTM will hotbox the sh*t outta the trunk

So who's lap do I sit on if Big Man is taking up the whole back?

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10 hours ago, CTM said:

Did Dan win yet ?

 

54 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

One post away. 

Yes, another easy victory for me! 🥇

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12 hours ago, Lizard King said:

I wonder if we will get 10 posts tomorrow. 

1.

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11 minutes ago, GATA said:

So who's lap do I sit on if Big Man is taking up the whole back?

Sexy selfie, catwoman.  I like your necklace. 

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6 minutes ago, Dan. said:

 

Yes, another easy victory for me! 🥇

Excellent. Who's modding next?

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1 minute ago, The Crusher said:

Excellent. Who's modding next?

Hollar at your Chimp Blimp! I got this new game I put together using bodily fluids.

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Just now, Chimp the Pimp said:

Hollar at your Chimp Blimp! I got this new game I put together using bodily fluids.

You gonna run away and cry again when nobody participates, leaving me to clean up your mess?

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Just now, The Crusher said:

You gonna run away and cry again when nobody participates, leaving me to clean up your mess?

Harsh. I live with 37 ho's who all get they menses at the same time. Hate the game not the player  Dr. Fat fartastic and the Brown dirt Cowboy.

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Just now, Chimp the Pimp said:

Harsh. I live with 37 ho's who all get they menses at the same time. Hate the game not the player  Dr. Fat fartastic and the Brown dirt Cowboy.

If your not playing stay out of game thread.

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Just now, The Crusher said:

If your not playing stay out of game thread.

I can't, Gata's sitting on my lap while she co mods.

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15 minutes ago, JiF said:

Sexy selfie, catwoman.  I like your necklace. 

TY

4 minutes ago, Chimp the Pimp said:

I can't, Gata's sitting on my lap while she co mods.

I'll allow it ... 

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Vote LK - more than 10 posts today

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VOTE COUNT D1

LK (2) Crusher, JIF

Pac (1) - Klecko  (not real but still funny)

 

Someone is dying Friday 7PM PST (10 PM EST)

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33 minutes ago, Klecko73isGod said:

I know I'm not playing but:

 

VOTE: Pac

 

Let's face it. The game will be much more enjoyable without his suckage. 

In honor of teh Klacko

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Vote Pac

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VOTE COUNT D1

LK (2) Crusher,80

Pac (1) - JIF 

Someone is dying Friday 7PM PST (10 PM EST)

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VOTE COUNT D1

LK (2) Crusher,80

Pac (2) - JIF,LK

Someone is dying Friday 7PM PST (10 PM EST)

 

 

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Just to be clear, in this game failure to lynch will send the game directly to night.

No random kill.

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58 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Just to be clear, in this game failure to lynch will send the game directly to night.

No random kill.

bastard mod is bastard modding

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1 hour ago, Lizard King said:

Vote Pac 

 

Scum? 

Or in honor of teh Klacko? 

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6 hours ago, GATA said:

So who's lap do I sit on if Big Man is taking up the whole back?

Car-computer-desk-car-dining-table-vehie

 

We can attach you to the seatback

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