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Jets vs Patriots Mafia D3


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7 hours ago, Nolder said:

As you pull out your gun Tom looks straight at you. He gives you this unnerving sh*t eating grin that just makes you want to shoot him even more. You pull the trigger several times but like Neo from the Matrix the bullets stop right in front of him. He plucks one out of the air, examines it, looks back at you, and starts laughing. Everyone starts laughing. You feel yourself literally shrinking from their laughter. You are now the size of a baby looking up at Tom and his friends. In horror you watch as Tom reaches for his crotch to unzip his pants, presumably to piss on you. You scream but nothing comes out. Everyone else is reaching for their zippers now. You close your eyes and you hear it. Zip zip zip zip zip... The sounds merges into that of an alarm clock blaring next to you. You open your eyes and sit up with a gasp, covered in cold sweat and tangled in sheets. You're in your own bed, it wasn't real. Reality catches up to you and you remember you have a game to play today. That punk Brady is going down! And...maybe...maybe you'll piss on him when the game is over. You get up to take a shower with that thought in mind.

You've got a strange mind, bro

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16 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

 

16 minutes ago, Nynaeve said:

I figure if 80 does end up getting laid on his wedding night, anything is possible. Just gotta believe.

Bunny bringing the double bubble! 

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On 3/18/2019 at 5:59 PM, Sheldon Richardson said:

Dam girl, you feisty. Wanna joy ride in my Bentley? You can shotgun with me while Big Man takes up the whole backseat, and my boy CTM will hotbox the sh*t outta the trunk

So who's lap do I sit on if Big Man is taking up the whole back?

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