jetstream23 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 ...sex. Yup, the dude is giving up sex for a month in hopes that it makes his mind stronger. No information on whether he consulted with T0m Shane about how to do this....either voluntarily or involuntarily. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2827187-cam-newton-giving-up-sex-for-a-month-hopes-it-makes-my-mind-stronger?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 He’s going to be backed up with a lot of Greek yogurt..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 The assumption is that he has a brain, there is a widely held belief that there is a huge vacuum between his ears...sex, no sex, he’s still a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Creepy Lurker said: He’s going to be backed up with a lot of Greek yogurt..... I think that's backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creepy Lurker Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, peebag said: I think that's backwards. How so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 So he’ll be thinking about nothing but pussy? Maybe he should do it more instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, New York Mick said: So he’ll be thinking about nothing but pussy? Maybe he should **** more instead. He does love looking like a pimp though. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: He does love looking like a pimp though. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 48 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: The assumption is that he has a brain, there is a widely held belief that there is a huge vacuum between his ears...sex, no sex, he’s still a moron. His theory proves it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 3 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: He does love looking like a pimp though. ? He wears the same size pants as my daughter. She’s nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Harper Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Not a big fan of the misleading thread titles. Sent from my iPhone using JetNation.com mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Spoiler Alert: it doesn’t work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcoops Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 My missus got me to try this. Didn't do much for my brain, but my wrists improved substantially in both strength and flexibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxAF Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 hours ago, RutgersJetFan said: It worked for George. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 In other news, Cam Newtons insecurity drive him to let us all know he never has to go more than a month with no sex... unless he decides to. What a goofball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Whoopty Friggin do....he's giving up sex for a whole month. Perhaps he should consult some married guys who have given up sex for one year and ask them how strong their minds are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 He has three kids. I'm sure she will find it unusual this is the first time he is trying this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choon328 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Cam is probably the guy that I dislike the most in the NFL and it's not even close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardTodd27 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Sounds like Cam's getting married!!! Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Integrity28 said: In other news, Cam Newtons insecurity drive him to let us all know he never has to go more than a month with no sex... unless he decides to. What a goofball. His baby mama is a stripper, guess she’ll have to up her game to get any. Can’t make this sh*t up. The sweet children look strangely normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I’m proud to remain mentally unsound and an absolute loser if it means I can still get laid every day few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I’m proud to remain mentally unsound and an absolute loser if it means I can still get laid every day few weeks. Chicks dig crazy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, CanadaSteve said: Chicks dig crazy.... That's what I keep telling them and my lawyer shushes me every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFreak89 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 35 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: His baby mama is a stripper, guess she’ll have to up her game to get any. Can’t make this sh*t up. The sweet children look strangely normal. Damn Linda, what did Cam do to USC to get you so fired up about him? You got some real disdain going on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelenOfTroy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 38 minutes ago, JetFreak89 said: Damn Linda, what did Cam do to USC to get you so fired up about him? You got some real disdain going on! Haha, I’m on a roll, the quote simply struck me as buffoonish. I don’t know him as a person, just think he’s a clown, painful to look at and listen to...you can’t make up some of the stuff he wears, dumb sh*t things he says and gets away with. He’s a long way away from my favorite QB, Joe Montana, and how I think a QB should conduct himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted March 25, 2019 Author Share Posted March 25, 2019 52 minutes ago, JetFreak89 said: Damn Linda, what did Cam do to USC to get you so fired up about him? You got some real disdain going on! Well, she did say the children look normal. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 11 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: He does love looking like a pimp though. ? Must have scoured through Jamal’s closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 #MeToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 11 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: He does love looking like a pimp though. ? He won’t last a week. With that wardrobe he’s sure to attract a peacock ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 11 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: He does love looking like a pimp though. ? George Clinton wanna-be: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack48 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, HelenOfTroy said: Haha, I’m on a roll, the quote simply struck me as buffoonish. I don’t know him as a person, just think he’s a clown, painful to look at and listen to...you can’t make up some of the stuff he wears, dumb sh*t things he says and gets away with. He’s a long way away from my favorite QB, Joe Montana, and how I think a QB should conduct himself. He called Suh "Donkeykong" Suh before a playoff game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSteve Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, T0mShane said: That's what I keep telling them and my lawyer shushes me every time **** lawyers....what do they know anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 No sex? He might turn into Gary Coleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 You would all dress like that if you had that money and that physique so chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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