Miss Lonelyhearts Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, CTM said: The old saying is you pay them to leave, not for the sex That and the choking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, Hackenberg said: whats your proof that the incident actually happened? Belief in words on screen dont' make it real. And Alex Jones is a govt shill. If he was actually anti establishment, he would have never had a national radio show. He's as useless as Rush Limbaugh, CNN or Fox Ain't this the truth. It's why I've always said that the only news source you can trust is the crazy, raving homeless guy living under the bridge, because you know he's not in anyone's pocket. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hackenberg - Banned Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Everybody knows if you have sex with a frog it turns into a prince, don't try and deny that! I'd rather have a female frog turn into a princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Ain't this the truth. It's why I've always said that the only news source you can trust is the crazy, raving homeless guy living under the bridge, because you know he's not in anyone's pocket. Wrong. Psych ops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philc1 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 You pervs actually want to see this old fart get a handy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Philc1 said: You pervs actually want to see this old fart get a handy? Only joewilly 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I agree with you and I likewise get my news directly from my dog through telekinesis Yeah, but do you take your dog to the vet? Do you accompany your dog when they take him to the back? How do you know your dog is not meeting with government agents and being fed a dose of false information along with the heartworm pill? Just sayin', you never really know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said: Yeah, but do you take your dog to the vet? Do you accompany your dog when they take him to the back? How do you know your dog is not meeting with government agents and being fed a dose of false information along with the heartworm pill? Just sayin', you never really know. It probably has a chip in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: Everybody knows if you have sex with a frog it turns into a prince, don't try and deny that! I had sex with a prince once. Boy, did that make for an awkward morning. Wasn't easy explaining that the warts to my doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, CTM said: Only joewilly Nope but you seem very intrigued by the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Spoot-Face said: I had sex with a prince once. Boy, did that make for an awkward morning. Wasn't easy explaining that the warts to my doctor. Next time go to Shane's vet. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Hackenberg said: I'd rather have a female frog turn into a princess. You want a female frog that turns into @JiF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, joewilly12 said: Nope but you seem very intrigued by the idea. Totes, but I just found out this is a manufactured story designed to keep me distracted so I dont wake up and realize the earth is really flat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, CTM said: Only joewilly And only if Bob is shirtless and sweaty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: And only if Bob is shirtless and sweaty. If he has a butterfly tattoo on his chest like @T0mShane that would be hilarious to see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, Spoot-Face said: And only if Bob is shirtless and sweaty. Sounds delish... I'm thinking in a hot tub under a gazebo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Just now, CTM said: Sounds delish... I'm thinking in a hot tub under a gazebo Get a job and buy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, CTM said: Wrong. Psych ops Well, dammit. Now I just lost my best source for my upcoming Twitter-based news program called "Truth Dungeon: with Spoot-Face: Where Truth Never Escapes." Thanks a lot, CTM, you ruin everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenbloodblitz Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 I don't understand the problem here. If selling is legal, and f****** is legal, then why isn't selling f****** legal? - George Carlin 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoot-Face Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: If he has a butterfly tattoo on his chest like @T0mShane that would be hilarious to see. You really have an obsession with Tom's bare chest, don't you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Nope but you seem very intrigued by the idea. I love how we’re all “let’s flame joewilly12 for posting gay porn” and joe just responds with “the porn featuring young males is only gay if you enjoy it COME ON MAN” and you’re inextricably implicated in the creepness. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: You really have an obsession with Tom's bare chest, don't you? He’s approaching Tobias Funke levels with this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Well, dammit. Now I just lost my best source for my upcoming Twitter-based news program called "Truth Dungeon: with Spoot-Face: Where Truth Never Escapes." Thanks a lot, CTM, you ruin everything! Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmat321 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Wow - Alex Jones, geriatric hand jobs, the draft cant get here soon enough, Jesus Christ thank god nobody has mentioned kellen Winslow jr’s pornhub search history yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 30 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: Yeah, but do you take your dog to the vet? Do you accompany your dog when they take him to the back? How do you know your dog is not meeting with government agents and being fed a dose of false information along with the heartworm pill? Just sayin', you never really know. Me and the dog just now: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 18 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said: You really have an obsession with Tom's bare chest, don't you? 11 minutes ago, T0mShane said: I love how we’re all “let’s flame joewilly12 for posting gay porn” and joe just responds with “the porn featuring young males is only gay if you enjoy it COME ON MAN” and you’re inextricably implicated in the creepness. You dudes seem like the ones with the obsessions i'm just feeding your passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROOKLYN JET Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: You dudes seem like the ones with the obsessions i'm just feeding your passion. What pics are you going to search for now joe? You know, to feed them. ?? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said: So you're saying a woman should be told (and this should be enforced by law) what reasons are acceptable and unacceptable for sleeping with men? How about we start with she's breaking the law? Never mind the countless other issues that usually going into someone selling their bodies. Yeah, sleeping with men. Why didn't you say "making love" instead? Lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said: What pics are you going to search for now joe? You know, to feed them. ?? Not sure he can top the pov shot of just finishing blowing the dude on a pec deck, but I'm anxious to find out 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jet Nut said: How about we start with she's breaking the law? Never mind the countless other issues that usually going into someone selling their bodies. Yeah, sleeping with men. Why didn't you say making love instead? You asked me how I could write "what about 'my body, my choice'". I explained it to you. The law against prostitution makes no sense anyway. How is porn legal but prostitution illegal? In both cases women are selling their body for money. The only difference is the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 38 minutes ago, dbatesman said: He’s approaching Tobias Funke levels with this Kinda wish that show never came back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, CTM said: Kinda wish that show never came back This made me realize that Joe is actually Tobias minus all the wordplay and subtext. We’re literally at the point where somebody breaks his balls over asking Tom for a shirtless photo, and his answer is like “so what i ask dudes for shirtless photos all the time” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 1 hour ago, CTM said: I mean the alternative is making your fashionable skinny jeans and nikes for 30 cents an hour, 18 hours a day in some dungeon, soo... I'd think if you gave Zhang Min the choice between being a seamstress and fondling Robert Krafts disgusting genitalia, she'd ask where the needle and thread are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 7 hours ago, T0mShane said: Ahhhhhh to be rich and commit felonies in Florida Felonies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14 in Green Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 5 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said: Guess I’ve been surrounded by proud, moral, upright men with the utmost respect for women, but most of all, themselves. My father would have voiced his disdain for another man who stooped so low. Not a male or female opinion, but one from any decent and moral individual. Or maybe they/he were just discreet. ? i’m a little leery of men who flaunt their morality in public. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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