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55 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Where the ocean is the box and when Aquaman isn’t in the ocean the other superheroes look at him like, “so, uh.”

The Gridiron is Jamal’s ocean..

 

 

 

p.s it’s where he’s picks off all Hackenberg passes.

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Didn't want this high value thread to lose relevance so

Maleficent 

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8 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said:

T0m Shane

Op said Disney princess not JN princess. disney GIF

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He could be any of them. Like most women he’s only as successful as the men around him. 

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29 minutes ago, flgreen said:

Didn't want this high value thread to lose relevance so

Maleficent 

I’m surprised I missed it. It’s the best thread on the front page, the off-season was made for this sh*t. 

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1 hour ago, NYJ1 said:

This has got to be the very dumbest thread I've ever seen on any Jets internet message board. I would think a thread pertaining to paint drying would be far more entertaining. Time to lock this trash.

If Jamal Adams was a paint brand what brand would he be?

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8 hours ago, Scott Dierking said:

What I really learned from this, is that if you did this on your phone, and you were home, you really need to switch carriers. AT&T is not servicing your area well.

We can't risk possible nuggets of genius being blocked by poor reception.

I was in tony New Canaan when I posted this. No cell towers due to the NIMBY elite.

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Trick question. He’s not even a cartoon you guys.

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2 hours ago, NoBowles said:

Wouldn’t it just be easier for OP to just call Shane and ask him if wants some head?

These threads are to tease Tom. Only you and your weird complex about being left out would think this is an homage to him.

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38 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

If Jamal Adams was a paint brand what brand would he be?

Kilz. Obviously.

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1 hour ago, static14 said:

Just like this thread!

 

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1 minute ago, HelenOfTroy said:

I’d love to see you clowns ask him to his face.  

Shut up, snagglepuss.

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50 minutes ago, Beerfish said:

If Jamal Adams was a paint brand what brand would he be?

Glidden. Because he can't cover.

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3 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said:

You guys are brutal...if anyone is a princess - look in the mirror, there’s your answer.  Takes one to know one. 😂

I looked in the mirror and only seen fat. No princess . 

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3 hours ago, The Crusher said:

I looked in the mirror and only seen fat. No princess . 

You’re a princess to me.

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1 hour ago, New York Mick said:

He could be any of them. Like most women he’s only as successful as the men around him. 

^5, brother 

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43 minutes ago, JetFaninMI said:

Glidden. Because he can't cover.

Oh snap.

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1 hour ago, Integrity28 said:

These threads are to tease Tom. Only you and your weird complex about being left out would think this is an homage to him.

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Really  hard core football talk here,boy.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

this is an homage to him.

Do you pronounce this hah-maj or O-mage?

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I know I shouldn’t be shocked that some of you found ways to have hurt feelings over these threads, but...

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4 hours ago, sourceworx said:

He's Hawkeye. He pretends to be useful, but in reality doesn't do sh*t.

 

4 hours ago, static14 said:

Just like this thread!

 

Oh, this thread is useful alright.

 

You can feel it.

I can feel it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In my plums.

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2 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

I know I shouldn’t be shocked that some of you found ways to have hurt feelings over these threads, but...

Folks had hurt feelings over the logo. 

You can NOT disrespect a princess. 

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3 hours ago, HelenOfTroy said:

I’d love to see you clowns ask him to his face.  

 

Good point.

That's it.  I'm outta here.  I'm heading over to the threads where we criticize our other Pro Bowlers from last year.

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The fact that any man would know all the choices for this, is sad.Saying you have children is no excuse  :)

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1 hour ago, Hackenberg said:

Really  hard core football talk here,boy.

 

 

This is rich coming from you. 

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10 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

This is rich coming from you. 

It's sarcasm from multiple  angles, Einstein. The fact is I do know more than anyone here about entertainment  sports. 

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...you don't talk about Jamal Adams because...

Jamal Adams built the hospital he was born in.

Jamal Adams doesn't shower after games.  He takes blood baths.

Jamal Adams shot down that Drone over Iran by pointing his finger at it....and yelling, "Bang!"

Jamal Adams was pulled over in his car by a police officer.  The officer got off with a warning.

Jamal Adams never dialed a wrong number.  T0m Shane just picked up the wrong phone.

At a round table, Jamal Adams sits at the corner.

Jamal Adams cuts a knife with butter.

Jamal Adams once urinated in the fuel tank of a semi truck.  That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Jamal Adams makes onions cry.

Aliens believe in Jamal Adams...even if T0m Shane doesn't.

Jamal Adams played a cameo role in Star Wars.  Yup, he was The Force.

Death once had a near Jamal Adams experience.

Jamal Adams is the only weapon allowed through TSA airport security.

Jamal Adams uses Pepper Spray to spice up his steaks.

Jamal Adams wins games of Connect Four......in 3 moves.

When Jamal Adams walks into Integrity28's house, Integrity28 is the guest.

When Superman goes to bed....he puts on Jamal Adams pajamas.

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