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The off topic, get us to camp thread

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Just about one month to go until training camp begins. Plenty of other threads to talk about football in.

Let's make this the off topic get us to camp thread.

I will start with an off topic thought:  I will turn 50 this year. 

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I'll turn 50 next year and I caught a 40 pound striped bass in Rhode island last weekend.

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What a truly momentous occasion . . . The stage has been set , the platform has been taken advantage of and the floor is mine.

 

 

ahem*

 

I hate every last of one you.

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I just farted. It didn't smell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is the cat suddenly convulsing on the floor?

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5 hours ago, jetfan39 said:

I turn 80 this year right before we go to Hawaii in Dec.

You know how to use a computer and message board???

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What’s are the don’t miss places to go around the stadium when I go up? Bars, restaurant, pizzerias, hotdogs, bagels, burgers, stripclubs, etc

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1 minute ago, New York Mick said:

What’s are the don’t miss places to go around the stadium when I go up? Bars, restaurant, pizzerias, hotdogs, bagels, burgers, stripclubs, etc

It’s north Jersey. You should try to miss the whole thing 

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6 minutes ago, New York Mick said:

What’s are the don’t miss places to go around the stadium when I go up? Bars, restaurant, pizzerias, hotdogs, bagels, burgers, stripclubs, etc

Rutt’s Hut for hot dogs

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40 minutes ago, JetsFanatic said:

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Both, and then you throw the wood at Gilligan one time to demonstrate dominance over the island 

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37 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

It’s north Jersey. You should try to miss the whole thing 

Too late I’d already be there. 

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27 minutes ago, Untouchable said:

Skipper

 

23 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Both, and then you throw the wood at Gilligan one time to demonstrate dominance over the island 

I wasn't sure how many of you guys were old enough to even know what I was asking! LOL!

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1 hour ago, CTM said:

I've found yet another thing I'm better at than @Pac

Ape is going to be devastated he didn’t make the cut. 

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6 hours ago, T0mShane said:

That's very interesting. Also, here is a list of posters I would like to punch in the face, in order of extremeness, for their crimes against me:

1. @CTM

2. @Pac

3. @Gastineau Lives

4. @JiF

5. @faba

6. @Thor99

7. @JoeC36

8. @CTM

Tom I love you- not!

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Going to Montreal in September for my nephews wedding hope they let me back into the US- hah

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28 minutes ago, faba said:

Going to Montreal in September

*Thailand 

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I won't be wasting any money in July going to Mets games. I can put those $s towards another Jets game (or 2) in the fall.

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Thinking about seeing the new Bill Murray movie, The Dead Dont Die this weekend. Anybody seen it? Any good?

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53 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Ape is going to be devastated he didn’t make the cut. 

Ape is a well known ilk sycophant.

I'm sure if @T0mShane made a top 10 list of things attached to his arse ape would take the top spot

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2 hours ago, JetsFanatic said:

Mary Ann or Ginger?

Ginger. You can find nudes of her

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7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

That's very interesting. Also, here is a list of posters I would like to punch in the face, in order of extremeness, for their crimes against me:

1. @CTM

2. @Pac

3. @Gastineau Lives

4. @JiF

5. @faba

6. @Thor99

7. @JoeC36

8. @CTM

If you tried to punch me in the face, I'd put you in a wrist lock and proceed to heel hook you into a coma.

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I remotely know of an internet Jets fan whose brother in law went to school with the lead singer of that “Chumbawoomba” song. 

 

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7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

That's very interesting. Also, here is a list of posters I would like to punch in the face, in order of extremeness, for their crimes against me:

1. @CTM

2. @Pac

3. @Gastineau Lives

4. @JiF

5. @faba

6. @Thor99

7. @JoeC36

8. @CTM

I really feel as if my recent contribution should have at least gotten me an honorable mention.

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Mets are on quite a roll.

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16 minutes ago, JiF said:

If you tried to punch me in the face, I'd put you in a wrist lock and proceed to heel hook you into a coma.

 

Then ass rape him Pulp Fiction style 

 

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16 minutes ago, TeddEY said:

I really feel as if my recent contribution should have at least gotten me an honorable mention.

I consider you a “Close Personal Friend.” I’ll be releasing that list later. Highly anticipated, that list.

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