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2 hours ago, T0mShane said:

He wakes up on the floor of a shuttered bathroom that is not his own. Mascara stings his eyes. His panties cling to his left ankle, and a biting pain emanates from his groin. His shirt is torn and there’s a six inch diagonal rip in the chest where someone (something?) has clawed him, drawing blood and turning the chenille fabric red. He is lying in a fetid stew of urine, toilet water, blood, feces, and—what is it?—a mixture of solids that appears to be a butchered dolphin (a dolphin?) The meat is tender and slick, and grey. Hypodermic needles, bent and rusted, toss around in the wake of this stew. Bobby pins. A diaper. Two soaked singles and a bloody ten dollar bill, crumpled. He clambers to his feet, climbing ruefully, and with great complaint. up the porcelain veneer of a leaking sink. His hamstrings scream. His back aches. Is this...does he have a broken tibia? But how? Now perched upon his one unbroken foot, he sees it. His lipstick smeared, mascara streaked, teeth marks pressed indelibly into his left cheek. He coughs and an incisor falls from his mouth and rattles in the sink, circling the bowl twice before dropping into the open drain. He coughs again and vomits. More blood. More putrescence. Written on the mirror in chisel-tipped red sharpie is the word “Repent.” Oddly, it makes him smile. He looks at the tattoo adorning his neck—the one that says “YOLO” and chuckles. He opens the medicine cabinet, finds some store-brand Band Aids, and makes use of them all: the bite mark, the gash on his left forearm, one (as a reminder) atop his fractured leg, one near his testicles, and one more bridging his left eye socket, meant to hold it closed and abate the pain from an imminent crystal meth migraine. Without warning, his penis emits a gray-green syrup onto the edge of the sink. Where is the phone?, he thinks. “Hey Siri?” “Siri???” He’s yelling now, as best he can, “HEY SIRI??” Finally, the phone responds, from the corner of the blinking bathroom, the pocket of his balled-up red faux-leather pants, and he limps over to retrieve it before collapsing backward onto the toilet. Opening the phone, he sees a text message from a blocked number that reads, “We kno who u r/“ It inspires in him a thought, and he flips through a few screens and begins to write, “W-h-y-d-o-s-o-m-e-f-a-n-s-h-a...”

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7 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Has anyone who has actually been on a college campus in the past thirty years actually seen one of these “safe spaces” or a it just a paranoiac Boomer thing like Bird Flu?

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14 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

That looks like your personal version of a bear trap. Did you plant that in your gazebo? 

Nice to see you are ok and hopefully cleaned up from last night and bandaged all the bruises. 

Does your butt still hurt?  It's best maybe you don't remember what happened. 

No gazebo here still in the market. 

No bench here either. 

Is this you from last night? 

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3 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Were...

Were you at T0m's place last night?

Nope no way in hell just going by what he/she posted. 

Maybe his butt buddy @BROOKLYN JET  was there. 

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8 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said:

Looks like the bathroom at gazebo city.

Did you take @T0mShane to the assisted living 4th of July celebration last night. 

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2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

It totally read like you were bragging about doing naughty things to T0m's butt last night. And now you're tagging Brooklyn Jet as your next target.

Having a conversation about the male physique with you is like having a conversation about the scientific method with Bill Nye. You can't get enough of the topic, and it's the nexus of everything you love and believe in.

You obviously have reading comprehension issues. 

I forgive you for it. 

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9 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

Joewilly doesn't just blindly walk into these kind of conversations, he literally sprints to find them.

Someone mentions T0m's butt, anywhere on the internet

*3 seconds later*

In walks joewilly

WRONG AGAIN I partake in humorous conversations involving the trials and tribulations of @T0mShane

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2 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

*Meanwhile, in the baseball thread on JetNation*

JN Poster: "You know what the guy's problem is, he holds his bat too tight to his body. Once he loosens up his stance, the hits will come."

Joewilly: "Yeah, guys, his grip is as tight as T0m's butt was last night, amirite?"

More like 

Spot-Face: Look at me how cool i'm trying to be mocking another poster when I have no clue about anything and don't understand what they are joking about. 

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Just now, Spoot-Face said:

Auto- mechanic: "You see what the problem is, these bolts right here are getting loosened up when you drive, and it's causing things to move around. You really need to check these yourself and make sure they're tight enough."

joewilly: "Speaking of tight enough, have you seen T0m Shane's ass?"

*The mechanic stares at joewilly*

A good mechanic would tighten the bolts and there wouldn't be a conversation about it.

Do you practice math with flash cards? 

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1 minute ago, BROOKLYN JET said:

Did you borrow those heals from kelly?

Thats @T0mShane laying next to the toilet not me, he wrote the story about it. 

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

"The Trials and Tribulations of T0m Shane", the title of your porn collection.

No porn collection here, unlike in your parents basement. 

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

I sincerely hope you are just a comedic genius and do this on purpose for our entertainment.

You dish it out be prepared to take it or don't engage in the conversation. 

Understand? 

 

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6 hours ago, T0mShane said:

His panties cling to his left ankle,

So @T0mShane either wears panties or dates guys that do. 

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

Oh, you would like me to take it, wouldn't you?

Take what?  I have nothing for you but intellectual conversation want anything more see guys like @T0mShane @BROOKLYN JET

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Just now, Peace Frog said:

Hahahahaaa so @T0mShane makes a post then hahahahaaa @joewilly12 hahahaaaa makes a post and then hahahahaaaa it devolves into hahahaaa googling shirtless pics and GET THIS hahahahaaaa gay insults and banter hahahahaaa shirtless gay dudes  and hahahahhaaaaaa it’s so funny hahahahaaaa questioning gayhood and manhood and hahaha shucks even though it’s derailing almost every thread hhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa it’s so damn hahahahaaa funny I can’t stop laughing at it because Geezuz hahahahahahahahahahahahaha it’s just really....I don’t know hahahahaaa funny haha and original hahahaaa and entertaining for the rest of us hhaaa  even though hdhhaaaa its been done 1000 times. 

But still so damn funny. 

Every f*cking time. 

Ha. 

Is this your true feelings?  :rl:

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1 minute ago, Spoot-Face said:

I love how joewilly's entire catalogue of comebacks consists of two, simple entries:

1. "No, but T0m is totally gay."

2. "I know you are, but what am I?"

I like how spot-face throws the i'm rubber your glue into it. 

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2 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

I just don’t get it. 

I’m guessing at one point years ago it was funny but now it’s just like listening to the 1-800-Kars For Kids jingle. 

At what point do these 2 dudes just stop derailing nearly every thread. 

It’s become the opposite of funny. 

Shirtless gay jokes.

F*cking brilliant. 

Or not.

It’s one of those two, I’m not sure which.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, dbatesman said:

You forgot about

3. “I look at pics of naked men all the time, so what?”

You do, that's TMI dude we can careless about what you do in the dark confines of your parents basement. 

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5 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

The hilarity lies in that joewilly just doesn't seem to get how his constant stream of posts about the male physique and T0m's sexuality could possibly be construed as him being "gay".

But, hey, if you don't get it that's cool. Some people think Jeff Duhnam is funny, and I don't get them, either.

All in all, though, a thread debating the merits of joking about joewilly's cluelessness or Jeff Dunham's "comedy" would be better than one about thin-skinned a$$holes shaming others for not automatically believing that everything the Jets do is the greatest thing evar and everything is roses, rainbows, and kittens.

Some threads deserve to be derailed.

I can assure joewilly is not gay, never has been gay, never has any gay thoughts and never will be gay. 

I cannot vouch for @T0mShane

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2 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

This is really it. If your thread is so feeble that it can be derailed by @joewilly12 begging to see my sweaty chest, then that thread deserves to die. 

Never happened never will you are living a pipe dream. 

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41 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Joe is also pumped with lithium involuntarily 

No i'm not and never have been. 

25 minutes ago, RutgersJetFan said:

And cock, apparently.

Seems you have the real issue here, the ones we joke about. 

You must have done quite well on George St while attending Rutgers. 

Do you still have your Rutgers knee pads. 

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38 minutes ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^

Even @joewilly12 himself upvoted this post, which means that even after all the jokes and the bullsh*tting, he gets it. At the end of the day, he understands what it's like to be a fan of the NY Jets, and he understand what it is we do here, and I love him for it.

I joke with others about various topics some take it a little far and like to assume or personally attack and make wrongful slanderous accusations about others here. I understand the deal and understand the types of people and personalities here. Its a football message board that takes sh*t a little too far sometimes. When all the smoke clears I know I was joking with others and meant no harm to anyone. 

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1 minute ago, T0mShane said:

 

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I had a feeling you had that poster on your wall or ceiling. To each is own. 

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55 minutes ago, EM31 said:

There do seem to be an awful lot of gtay references from JoeWilly.  For one who professes never to have had a gay thought how is that even possible unless he has been posting without thinking?

Its definitely the company I keep here and those that attack me causing me to make those references not meant to be harmful or offensive to anyone. Some make some really bad references thats not cool. 

@T0mShane @BROOKLYN JET @Spoot-Face its all their fault, now i'm not saying they are gay but it seems they do an awful lot of talking about it. 

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    (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).
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1 hour ago, Spoot-Face said:

^^

Even @joewilly12 himself upvoted this post, which means that even after all the jokes and the bullsh*tting, he gets it. At the end of the day, he understands what it's like to be a fan of the NY Jets, and he understand what it is we do here, and I love him for it.

I love you too man/woman just not in a bad way in a good NY Jets way. 

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10 minutes ago, 14 in Green said:

I hate the logo on the helmet, and I’m not a fan of the stripes either.

Someone should’ve started a thread where we could’ve  discussed the new uniforms... I would’ve liked to hear what guys like @joewilly12 and @SAR I thought about them... 😏

My OPINION is it could have and should have been better but its ok. 

I am not a fan of the new jerseys because of the slash across the shoulder/chest area it looks dumb. 

The helmet logo with a football in for those who don't know the NY Jets play football?  

Enough said 

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Just now, 14 in Green said:

I agree with you Joe. 

It is what it is though. Hopefully we start winning in these things. Maybe then they’ll start to look better to me.

Winning changes everything!  

I still wear the old style gear and logo. 

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