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Have to go to the bathroom at MetLife Stadium? Better off holding it Giants/Jets home ranks among NFL's worst in poll

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On 9/3/2019 at 6:27 PM, jetstream23 said:

Well, I think it's just one of several reasons you piss your pants at games.

I mean the Jets wet their pants every time they take the field. I consider this ultimate fandom.

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On 9/3/2019 at 2:52 PM, Freemanm said:

How do the bathrooms rank worse for the Jets than the Giants?

We get dinged for crusher.

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22 hours ago, T0mShane said:

The stadium sucks ass. Just be real about it. They ****ed up. I get why a PSL holder would be like “actually this generic concrete sh*thole is good enough,” but that’s just because you got snookered on your investment. Sorry you bought a Betamax, my dudes, but it sucks and everyone knows it.

 

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10 minutes ago, BROOKLYN JET said:

Did the guy have piss breath?

Never got close enough to find out. He sat behind me and like 6 seats over. 

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15 hours ago, slimjasi said:

Considering all of the money it cost, MetLife is one of the biggest fails in the history of earth. 

Place has zero charm, and for such a big place, is shockingly quiet 

Exactly. It's not terrible per se, there's just nothing great about it. 

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Whatever

It's better than trying to get to the troughs with a crowd 5 deep of drunks lol

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On 9/3/2019 at 3:27 PM, FloridaJetsFan said:

Because they polled two different fan bases - Jets fans rated it lower. Just means we got better taste ...

Our fans probably also complained about there being too many opposing teams' fans in the bathrooms.  

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20 hours ago, Integrity28 said:

Number of years ago I went to the Indy 500 just to say I'd done it. The men's room there was basically a big circular trough like this, where if you looked up you were either staring into the eyes or crotch of the 10-15 guys across from you. Joewilly's wet dream.

I swear the deeper you get into fly over states and their whole "Cowboy up", what "real men" do mentality, the more they just like to look at each other's tiny puds. They go out of their way to erode any sense of privacy in a locker room... the showers and urinals are the modern day Roman bath house. 

Apparently you've never been in the military, where the men are men, and the sh*tters have no walls...

 

Horrific.  

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The only time I've actually been to metlife (lived in Ohio all my life) I lucked out and sat in the governor's suite. So my experience using the restroom was superb.

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12 minutes ago, BroadwayBen said:

The only time I've actually been to metlife (lived in Ohio all my life) I lucked out and sat in the governor's suite. So my experience using the restroom was superb.

I picture the governor's suite would have a bidet and not a common toilet

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54 minutes ago, Jet_Engine1 said:

Apparently you've never been in the military, where the men are men, and the sh*tters have no walls...

 

Horrific.  

No, I haven’t. And, while I can appreciate the peeing and pooping sacrifices made by members of our armed services, I still don’t think it’s appropriate to have to walk my 5-year old past a 375lb disheveled slob with his pud on display, because my kid forgot to go potty before we left the house.

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45 minutes ago, Integrity28 said:

No, I haven’t. And, while I can appreciate the peeing and pooping sacrifices made by members of our armed services, I still don’t think it’s appropriate to have to walk my 5-year old past a 375lb disheveled slob with his pud on display, because my kid forgot to go potty before we left the house.

I was not approving of it. Far, far from it. 

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I had sex with my ex in a Giants Stadium bathroom stall in 1992.

SAR I

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On 9/4/2019 at 8:20 PM, CTM said:

We get dinged for crusher.

Bwahahaha that’s message board gold thank you 

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1 hour ago, SAR I said:

I had sex with my ex in a Giants Stadium bathroom stall in 1992.

SAR I

Had to be better than watching the 92 Jets

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