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Sam Darnold has Mono: MERGED

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8 minutes ago, kevinc855 said:

i never seen a season unravel so quickly

Well Vinny went out 1st game in 1999 trying to recover a Martin fumble..

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Sell sell sell!

Just kidding... I mean unless someone wants to give us a 1st for... Um... I don't know? Robby? Leo? No? Okay fine. 

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24 minutes ago, The Crusher said:

Youngest starting QB ever. I’m surprised he’s even had his first kiss. 

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He had a nice and clean girlfriend in California.  Did they break up?

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I wonder if other players will start getting sick? Don't a lot of QB's lick their hand before a snap? I can't remember if Darnold has this habit. 

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1 minute ago, Beerfish said:

Well the silver lining is now both the coach and gm can be as terrible as they want and they will not be held to account.  Especially the coach.  Gase just got a total free pass his 1st year.

Silver lining for No-Account Gase.  

Bad for everyone else, especially fans.

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4 minutes ago, Philc1 said:

Other thing is Siemian and Thomas already played a full season together they know eachother 

This is a joke, right?

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1 minute ago, SAR I said:

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He had a nice and clean girlfriend in California.  Did they break up?

SAR I

Yes, he’s been making the scene with Jersey Barbie

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28 minutes ago, Pac said:

Wont access to some of best docs in country expedite the process 

It's viral.  Not gonna help.

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22 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said:

Anyone dismissing the severity of this(or the fact he shouldn't be playing) I suggest you read the article on NJ High School QB Evan Murray who played with undiagnosed mono and as a result suffered fatal injury because of his enlarged spleen.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2728852-death-teenage-quarterback-evan-murray-family.amp.html

Who is dismissing it?

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1 minute ago, Warfish said:

Silver lining for No-Account Gase.  

Bad for everyone else, especially fans.

Gase has gotten several passes in Miami and fell ass backward into another job where he gets another free pass of a year 

maybe this is his great genius talent: Securing Expectation-Free Employment for Adam Gase 

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Just now, bitonti said:

Sam played poorly against Buffalo. 

Jets fans: NO HE DIDNT! THE BUFFALO DEFENSE IS AMAZING

Sam has mono.

Same Exact Jets fans: HEY MAYBE THIS IS WHY HE PLAYED POORLY AGAINST BUFFALO! 

If you think about Sam having mono would pretty much make the Bills defense that much better. Basically 11 men and a virus on the field..hmmm, wonder how Pats haven’t thought of that yet? 

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1 minute ago, Saul Goodman said:

They don’t even give us lube. Guess they know our assholes have been stretched over the years. 

:rl::rl:

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18 minutes ago, 34st GANG said:

So on to the bigger problem, we have a QB who seems to be trolling high schools in the New York area. Never heard of anyone outside of HS who had mono. Not saying it never happens but damn.

Kids in college get mono all the time.

He's 22 years old....it's perfectly fine for him to be hooking up with 21 year old college students.

 

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For all that are asking, no one is dismissing it.  I was wrong.  No one at all has shown any indication they don't understand the potential dangers he could face. 

I was wrong.  I was wrong.   Thank you for your forgiveness.

 

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Well not at all hyperbole. The season is over after one game. Geez It may free up some Sundays.

Although I will probably watch the train wreck just for the masochistic Jet in me.

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3 minutes ago, Patriot Killa said:

His targeted return is Philly..after the bye week.

makes sense.  they were losing in NE anyway, so the real disappointment is not having him vs cleveland.  

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Bell needs to take over and we need to be 1-2 heading into the bye if there’s any hope for this season

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45 minutes ago, SAR I said:

I have never heard in the history of football a quarterback missing multiple games because of mono.

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Until it passes he's at risk for a ruptured spleen...which would probably end his season.

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45 minutes ago, SAR I said:

I have never heard in the history of football a quarterback missing multiple games because of mono.

SAR I

Until it passes he's at risk for a ruptured spleen...which would probably end his season.

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Just now, kevinc855 said:

If we want a silver linking Trevor looked solid in the pre season and had a winning record as a starter. 

Can we borrow Von Miller?

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Just now, BigRy56 said:

Bell needs to take over and we need to be 1-2 heading into the bye if there’s any hope for this season

except that he's hurt too.

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1 minute ago, kevinc855 said:

If we want a silver linking Trevor looked solid in the pre season and had a winning record as a starter. 

Oh brother.

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45 minutes ago, SAR I said:

I have never heard in the history of football a quarterback missing multiple games because of mono.

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First, Mono will wipe your ass out...fatigue wise

Second, you can get splenic enlargement increasing the risk of splenic rupture day from a hit. 

I have no doubt he wasn’t feeling well against BUF

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45 minutes ago, SAR I said:

I have never heard in the history of football a quarterback missing multiple games because of mono.

SAR I

A top tennis player, Robin Soderling, who beat Nadal at the French Open, was out for over a year and it ended his career. It can be very serious, so it's best to be safe than sorry. Tennis is obviously not as violent as football, but it is more physically grueling over the course of a year. 

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1 minute ago, BigRy56 said:

Bell needs to take over and we need to be 1-2 heading into the bye if there’s any hope for this season

Hope lol

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48 minutes ago, Augustiniak said:

it probably did.  doubt he suddenly felt sick on tuesday.

Yes, it's at least 99% certain that he was suffering from it Sunday.   If he got it in the last two days, the symptoms wouldn't even be severe enough yet for them to test for it.

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