Jordan Jenkins is out, Mosley and Quinnen “Dee” Williams are Questionable. C’est le Tanque.

[Obrien2Toon]

You working with a table saw is less believable than the time you said you had a girlfriend 

[Pac]

5 minutes ago, Peace Frog said:

That’s racist. 

Naw...  He knows I'm Puerto Rican so on occasion he will subtly insult Menudo hoping I'll take that as an affront.  It's a bit more creative than the gardner jokes I used to hear on this site before everyone got all woke and stuff.

 

[T0mShane]

34 minutes ago, greenwave81 said:

Most of us go to work with various physical ailments, especially as we get older.

But equating how a physical ailment affects an NFL player versus say me who can limp around a hospital with sciatica while being an anesthesiologist is idiotic.

Straight up puss

[T0mShane]

7 minutes ago, Pac said:

Naw...  He knows I'm Puerto Rican so on occasion he will subtly insult Menudo hoping I'll take that as an affront.  It's a bit more creative than the gardner jokes I used to hear on this site before everyone got all woke and stuff.

 

I was always very woke. It was @dbatesman who was the virulent racist.

[Pac]

1 minute ago, T0mShane said:

I was always very woke. It was @dbatesman who was the virulent racist.

well there we are..  we've finally hit on something we can both agree on.

[Beerfish]

23 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Peace Frog’s cousins: 

Which one is Justin Trudeau?

[T0mShane]

5 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

A thread @T0mShane started mocking the players who aren't playing this Sunday to this. 

 

Trick ho’s, all

[BROOKLYN JET]

5 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

WOW all this for what?  

A thread @T0mShane started mocking the players who aren't playing this Sunday to this. 

 

Little T0m Shane

Played with a plane,

Sawing a Jet that can't fly;

He cut off his thumb,

And called out a bum,

And said, "What a hard boy am I!"

[Rangers9]

I took off work with kidney stones. I was in the hospital on an intravenous. Let’s put it this way. I learned a lot from kidney stones. It prepares you for death which is preferable. 

[Pac]

joewill bit of advice..  when you act outraged you're encouraging the very behavior you're seemingly trying to suppress. 

tomorrow I want you to go Red Lobster and eat a great meal, go home and make a tall White Russian, crank Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better on Spotify, and relax.

[14 in Green]

So this thread is going well...

[BROOKLYN JET]

1 minute ago, 14 in Green said:

So this thread is going well...

I thought my poem was great.

[joewilly12]

4 minutes ago, Pac said:

joewill bit of advice..  when you act outraged you're encouraging the very behavior you're seemingly trying to suppress. 

tomorrow I want you to go Red Lobster and eat a great meal, go home and make a tall White Russian, crank Howard Jones - Things Can Only Get Better on Spotify, and relax.

Im good I remained calm cool and collective during all that. That was totally uncalled for. We were all joking the entire thread and then whamo he got repulsive. 

[Pac]

7 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

Im good I remained calm cool and collective during all that. That was totally uncalled for. We were all joking the entire thread and then whamo he got repulsive. 

If you think 1 random guy who you don't know the whereabouts of, or even his real name, got out of line that's ok..  put more stock in what the people that know you in real life say.

Ok session over - lets get back to why Shane is a reactionary fool.

I'll need whatever your W. Comp co-pay allows for paypaled to me. 

 

[joewilly12]

2 minutes ago, Pac said:

If you think 1 random guy who you don't know the whereabouts of, or even his real name, got out of line that's ok..  put more stock in what the people that know you say.

Ok session over - lets get back to why Shane is a reactionary fool.

I'll need whatever your W. Comp co-pay allows for paypaled to me. 

 

Did @T0mShane ever find the chopped off piece of thumb and what the hey was he doing operating a table saw in the first place. 

[Patriot Killa]

1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

If you neg rep me, know that it’s because you are a sad sack wimp

ironic 

[Fantasy Island]

7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Winters, Beachum, and Osemele are questionable. Soft as cream cheese.

Haha, they are not questionable,They for certain suck.  There is no question about it.  Eff em.

[Creepy Lurker]

7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Just came across the wire that the Jets are bullsh*t wimp-boys. I’ve never missed work for an injury and I’ve carved off a quarter of my left thumb on a table saw. If you neg rep me, know that it’s because you are a sad sack wimp. 

[Creepy Lurker]

7 hours ago, Peace Frog said:

I knocked down a 90 year old wooden barn by myself. 

Had tendinitis in every joint in my body. 

Boo hoo. 

Doesn't make me a world class athlete.   

I also knocked down a 90 year old woman......oh sh*t, I misread that. 

[dbatesman]

7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

I was always very woke. It was @dbatesman who was the virulent racist.

hello

[ZachEY]

1 hour ago, Creepy Lurker said:

I also knocked down a 90 year old woman......oh sh*t, I misread that. 

No joke, I read it that way at first too.  Much funnier post.

[NoBowles]

Shane, stop drinking for a few hours before operating any saws.

Kind thanks, management.

[Jetsfan80]

11 hours ago, David Harris said:

White flag waived.

rest everybody. See you after the bye

Poor Luke Falk.  We should just direct snap to Bilal the whole game and punt on 3rd down.  

[Jetsfan80]

So Pac definitely has HPV, right?

[SomebodytoAnybody47]

Rest them all until after the bye week. Then bring them all back including Sam, Herndon and Copeland. Wam bam. Playoffs bitchzzzz

[Drums]

11 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Winters, Beachum, and Osemele are questionable. Soft as cream cheese.

True. We need to draft players that are hard like Manchego. 

[NYJ1]

11 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Just came across the wire that the Jets are bullsh*t wimp-boys. I’ve never missed work for an injury and I’ve carved off a quarter of my left thumb on a table saw. If you neg rep me, know that it’s because you are a sad sack wimp. 

You need Tampax

[Miss Lonelyhearts]

Outnumbered again.

[jetstream23]

14 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Just came across the wire that the Jets are bullsh*t wimp-boys. I’ve never missed work for an injury and I’ve carved off a quarter of my left thumb on a table saw. If you neg rep me, know that it’s because you are a sad sack wimp. 

This actually explains a lot.

[Wonderboy]

14 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Winters, Beachum, and Osemele are questionable. Soft as cream cheese.

You mean WHPPED cream cheese ? 

[Dunnie]

Rest them all until after the bye week. Then bring them all back including Sam, Herndon and Copeland. Wam bam. Playoffs bitchzzzz

Just read sone doctors are recommending that Sam get s put down for the year.

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[Wonderboy]

14 hours ago, Pac said:

Naw...  He knows I'm Puerto Rican so on occasion he will subtly insult Menudo hoping I'll take that as an affront.  It's a bit more creative than the gardner jokes I used to hear on this site before everyone got all woke and stuff.

 

Boriqua power 

[Philc1]

Jenks is a JAGBUM

we need QW and CJ

[Philc1]

15 minutes ago, Dunnie said:

Just read sone doctors are recommending that Sam get s put down for the year.

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Unreal