Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 All great head coaches know how to motivate the team during the bye week. Rex would take them to the movies and let them watch foot fetish flicks. Gase gives his team the week off. Me? I give you an off topic thread. Please behave. Seriously, things have been out of control around here. A lot of people fighting. I get that it is frustrating, the start to this season is terrible. But we have to get along and be civil to each other. So let's do that by talking about some off topic stuff in this thread. @T0mShane has volunteered to catch @The Crusher in a trust fall. Ready guys? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 So why is flammable and inflammable essentially the same thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Beerfish said: So why is flammable and inflammable essentially the same thing? I never thought about this, had to look it up. My mind is blown. Pretty funny, this thread is working wonders already! Flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing: a substance burns easily or readily catches fire. ... Flammable is the preferred modern term for a material that catches fire readily. Inflammable means the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Max, why does it burn when I pee??? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said: Max, why does it burn when I pee??? Generally speaking, bad life decisions. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 So is this the Maxman advice thread now? Dear Maxman, I need to play more poker but I don't have enough time between work, kids, wife, house, etc. I'm not good enough to play for a living but I do ok. What do you recommend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Guaranteed to be locked before post #25. Book it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted September 24, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2019 Here is a happy anecdote for everyone. A kid from Iowa made a sign for ESPN gameday asking for donations to his venmo for Busch Light. It went viral. He decided he'd donate all donations he received to the U of Iowa children's hospital. It went more viral. Both Busch Light and Venmo have said they will match his donation. The total donation recently reached 1 million dollars. Busch Light is also giving him a years worth of beer, in special made cans with his picture on it. See, not everything is incredibly depressing football. 9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, HawkeyeJet said: Here is a happy anecdote for everyone. A kid from Iowa made a sign for ESPN gameday asking for donations to his venmo for Busch Light. It went viral. He decided he'd donate all donations he received to the U of Iowa children's hospital. It went more viral. Both Busch Light and Venmo have said they will match his donation. The total donation recently reached 1 million dollars. Busch Light is also giving him a years worth of beer, in special made cans with his picture on it. See, not everything is incredibly depressing football. One of my favorite stories in a long time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, Barry McCockinner said: So is this the Maxman advice thread now? Dear Maxman, I need to play more poker but I don't have enough time between work, kids, wife, house, etc. I'm not good enough to play for a living but I do ok. What do you recommend? Play more poker. The other stuff isn't poker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Just now, Maxman said: Play more poker. The other stuff isn't poker. Sound advice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, HawkeyeJet said: Here is a happy anecdote for everyone. A kid from Iowa made a sign for ESPN gameday asking for donations to his venmo for Busch Light. It went viral. He decided he'd donate all donations he received to the U of Iowa children's hospital. It went more viral. Both Busch Light and Venmo have said they will match his donation. The total donation recently reached 1 million dollars. Busch Light is also giving him a years worth of beer, in special made cans with his picture on it. See, not everything is incredibly depressing football. This really happened? Incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said: One of my favorite stories in a long time. GOB is back! lol.... The night crew in the house. Someone get Smizzy and Alk. Wait, what? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 Please ignore Tom, really don't want to get this thread locked. Despite his subliminal encouragement to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 I was just looking through the Invision Power Board marketplace, because that is what I do instead of sleeping. Anyhow I found this beauty. Should we install it here? Only $10 lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 This one might be the worst idea ever. Hey this topic is locked but you can pay to open it. WOW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 Alright bedtime for me. Last off topic thought. I saw the new Rambo movie tonight. Spoiler alert, it was very violent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 At long last, @Maxman has discovered cocaine. Lads, it was a good run. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 24, 2019 Author Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, T0mShane said: At long last, @Maxman has discovered cocaine. Lads, it was a good run. Just turned 50 and I still haven't tried beer. I think drugs are at least 5 or 6 years away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnleyJet Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Maxman said: Alright bedtime for me. Last off topic thought. I saw the new Rambo movie tonight. Spoiler alert, it was very violent. It’s a “gulp” Rambo movie. More was it good, or full of SJW B.S ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Three six nine, the goose drank wine. The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line. The line broke, the monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat. My mother told me, if I was goody. That she would buy me a rubber dolly. My aunty told her I kissed a soldier, Now she won't buy me a rubber dolly. SAR I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Real fans post at 3am 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 4 hours ago, HawkeyeJet said: Here is a happy anecdote for everyone. A kid from Iowa made a sign for ESPN gameday asking for donations to his venmo for Busch Light. It went viral. He decided he'd donate all donations he received to the U of Iowa children's hospital. It went more viral. Both Busch Light and Venmo have said they will match his donation. The total donation recently reached 1 million dollars. Busch Light is also giving him a years worth of beer, in special made cans with his picture on it. See, not everything is incredibly depressing football. This little kid was you correct? And you have run away to Spain with the money and the years supply of beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losmeister Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Beerfish said: So why is flammable and inflammable essentially the same thing? cos people maul the language until it becomes necessary to accept it cos of the frequency of the wrong usage. sorta how like OPTICS became to mean appearances when it really means " 1. the scientific study of sight and the behavior of light, or the properties of transmission and deflection of other forms of radiation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 So I got another raise at work (second one in 5 months). My boss is a hot 30 something, does this mean I'm in for boy toy duty soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkeyeJet Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Beerfish said: This little kid was you correct? And you have run away to Spain with the money and the years supply of beer. Portugal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, BUM-KNEE said: So I got another raise at work (second one in 5 months). My boss is a hot 30 something, does this mean I'm in for boy toy duty soon? Why are you waiting and asking, job security is a must these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 One of my favorite keepsakes. Klecko on the Kill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuscanyTile2 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Maxman said: @T0mShane has volunteered to catch @The Crusher in a trust fall. Ready guys? The quickest way to get this site to 5M posts is to post the video of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwichjetfan Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 7 hours ago, T0mShane said: Guaranteed to be locked before post #25. Book it The Rex Ryan of JN strikes again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUM-KNEE Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Apache 51 said: Why are you waiting and asking, job security is a must these days. True Gotta find my vitamins and oysters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM SAM HE'S OUR MAN Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Beerfish said: So why is flammable and inflammable essentially the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56mehl56 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Beerfish said: This little kid was you correct? And you have run away to Spain with the money and the years supply of beer. Its Busch Light he'd be running but not away 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56mehl56 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 hour ago, TuscanyTile2 said: The quickest way to get this site to 5M posts is to post the video of this. Then he'd have to change his name to FlatTomShane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playtowinthegame Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 8 hours ago, The Gun Of Bavaria said: Max, why does it burn when I pee??? Stop taking bubble baths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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