If Hollywood made a movie about the Jets what would it be titled?

[jetstream23]

It's the Bye week and I'm tired of talking about Gase, Jamal, Rex Ryan, Mike McCarthy, Leo Williams and Darnold's spleen.

 

[jetstream23]

My choice is obvious...

[Patriot Killa]

“We passed on a generational QB for a strong safety, haven’t seen a Super Bowl in 60 years, continue to make mind numbing mistakes and our entire fan base should pour bleach infused eye drops into our eyes and bang our heads against the pretty marble counter in the bathroom until we lose consciousness because that would feel like slight relief compared to a lifetime of watching this franchise run around like a chicken without a head.”

Long title, I know, it’s okay. It’s been a long season.

[DonCorleone]

My choice is

The Money Pit. 

[jetstream23]

1 minute ago, Patriot Killa said:

“We passed on a generational QB for a strong safety, haven’t seen a Super Bowl in 60 years, continue to make mind numbing mistakes and our entire fan base should pour bleach infused eye drops into our eyes and bang our heads against the pretty marble counter in the bathroom until we lose consciousness because that would feel like slight relief compared to a lifetime of watching this franchise run around like a chicken without a head.”

Long title, I know, it’s okay. It’s been a long season.

Oh man.  Can't wait for the sequel!

[Jetsfan80]

[Greenbloodblitz]

Can't Get Right

[Greenbloodblitz]

Seasons of Wither

[Greenbloodblitz]

The curse of Joe Willie white shoes

[Randy Rasmussen]

Titanic


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[Greenbloodblitz]

Dumpster Fire

[HawkeyeJet]

Con Air

[Patriot Killa]

10 minutes ago, jetstream23 said:

Oh man.  Can't wait for the sequel!

Well you’re in luck!! We have a sequel for every Sunday of each week, each month, each year.......each decade.....each heartbreak...each bottle of whiskey.... *loads gun while crying* 

[playtowinthegame]

Woody & Christopher's Excellent Adventure

[Lupz27]

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

[Lupz27]

Water World ???????

[playtowinthegame]

The Knicks of the NFL

[southparkcpa]

Dumb and dumber 

[Barry McCockinner]

50 shades of fail

[JustEndTheSuffering]

Everything sucks. 

[New York Mick]

Gase communicating with players -

Lost In Translation 

The offense trying to score -

The Green Mile 

Fans making excuse for Gase -

The Fault In Our Stars

Fans who thought the team was good -

Fury 

What it feels like to be a Jets fan -

Road To Perdition 

Les Misérables

Where some star players are -

The Place Beyond The Pines

Sars thinking about Gase -

Never Let Me Go

 

 

[Joe W. Namath]

Under Seige

[Kolchak]

Reality Bites

[pdxgreen]

[Augustiniak]

45 angry men

[peebag]

Back Door Reamers

[genot]

[peebag]

1 minute ago, genot said:

yea but the title track to the movie was "(There's got to be a) Morning After" which promises hope which in the Jets case, they have none.

[The Voice of Reason]

Not a movie but a song that defines the Jets well is Mad World by Gary Jules

Song

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere

Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very, very
Mad world, mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy birthday, happy birthday
And to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen

Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me, what's my lesson?
Look right through me, look right through me

Gary Jules - Mad World Lyrics

[Philc1]

Life Stinks

[jetstream23]

49 minutes ago, Lupz27 said:

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

Which was originally going to be called...The Uniforms, The Offensive Line, and Maccagnan's Drafts.

[jetstream23]

7 minutes ago, peebag said:

Back Door Reamers

lol

Careful.  We'll have to use a different thread if we want to assign Adult Film titles to the Jets.  One thing is for sure though....everyone gets F'ed!

 

[chrisfaceoff]

Misery Loves Company

[joewilly12]

Titantic II

[kelly]

" If Hollywood made a movie about the Jets what would it be titled ? "..

..." the LAST new york jets fan "