Grandy Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Saw this from multiple Jets IG accounts. This would confirm he played sick and was sickly far before week 1. Amazing that he survived week 1. Looking forward to seeing what he can do on return, I'm excited. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetscrazey Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sauce? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandy Posted October 3, 2019 Author Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, jetscrazey said: Sauce? Tomato, possibly Alfredo or Vodka. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 if this is true (and i do believe he had it during the buffalo game) we got ourselves a pretty tough qb. he might not turn into a FQB but he's gonna be okay. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFish Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 That’s the takeaway for those fans that are fearful of Darnold not being a good QB. Kid played well in this offense, behind this OL, with mano and against the Bills pass D. If he’s cleared to play, he’ll be healthier than week 1 and going against a lesser defense. Popcorn on Sunday. He’ll make all these bums around him look good on Sunday. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry McCockinner Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Surprising no one else came down with it. Should have had him hit up Gizelle when Brady was in Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullblast Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Guy decides to lose his virginity during camp. Think about the team! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Sam was able to deduce he stuck his tongue down some filthy whore's throat on or about August 10th, 2019. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Meh. Seems like pr cover your butt stuff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peebag Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 It was me, I was the sauce. Man-o Sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTownsell1 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 41 minutes ago, Larz said: Meh. Seems like pr cover your butt stuff No idea what they are covering up at this point, but go ahead and enlighten me. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Bugg said: Sam was able to deduce he stuck his tongue down some filthy whore's throat on or about August 10th, 2019. Probably not all he stuck down her throat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 The Jets showing the utmost respect for Sam Spleen. SAR I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt39 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, GreenFish said: That’s the takeaway for those fans that are fearful of Darnold not being a good QB. Kid played well in this offense, behind this OL, with mano and against the Bills pass D. If he’s cleared to play, he’ll be healthier than week 1 and going against a lesser defense. Popcorn on Sunday. He’ll make all these bums around him look good on Sunday. Darnold loss to the Bills >>> Jordan flu game 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAR I Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Matt39 said: Darnold loss to the Bills >>> Jordan flu game Sam Spleen survived big hits weeks ago. New spleen protector is in place. Full go for Philadelphia. The new season season opener. SAR I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HawkeyeJet Posted October 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 3, 2019 "The Mono" sounds like a long lost Seinfeld episode 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embrace the Suck Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 2 hours ago, fullblast said: Guy decides to lose his virginity during camp. Think about the team! Maybe he was thinking about the team. Maybe he was an overachieving wing-man that night. Oh wait, physical contact in my GIF am I offending anyone's delicate sensibilities? You know, the kind of people who feel the need to try and force their simplistic morality on others and have them censored because they feel their safe space is violated and the world revolves around them... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNJet Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 I heard he lost his virginity to an ebony hottie. They have a thing for redheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 2 hours ago, fullblast said: Guy decides to lose his virginity during camp. Think about the team! Who knows...there could be a girl in Buffalo who literally took one for the team in mid-August and contaminated Darnold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: Who knows...there could be a girl in Buffalo who literally took one for the team in mid-August and contaminated Darnold. she looks like she couuld be as old as sam's mom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayRay Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Maybe it would help to see the entire article and who wrote it, or maybe not. Sam Darnold optimism as Jets break down playing decision By Brian Costello October 2, 2019 Sam Darnold returned to the practice field Wednesday. The Jets are holding out hope he can return to the game field Sunday when they face the Eagles. The quarterback practiced for the first time since he was diagnosed with mononucleosis three weeks ago. He was officially listed as limited in practice, but it sounds like he was able to do nearly everything in the session. Doctors have not yet cleared Darnold for contact. That could come Friday when he will undergo more tests to see if his spleen remains enlarged. “I like our odds better than what they’ve been,” coach Adam Gase said. “Last week, if we would have been playing a game, I would have said it was really low. I like the fact that things have looked and progressed in the right direction. But I don’t know what that 5 percent is. There’s just some gray there still.” Gase sounded more optimistic than he did Monday when speaking about Darnold. The Jets sound like they are comfortable with him playing if the doctors give them the OK. Gase said he could wait until Sunday to know, but the more realistic situation is a determination is made Friday. If Darnold can’t play, Luke Falk would make his second start. Darnold wore a red jersey in practice Wednesday, signaling he was not to be touched by defenders. Quarterbacks are not hit anyway in practice, but the Jets took the extra precaution of putting him in red. He also wore heavy padding underneath his regular pads to protect his spleen. Though Darnold was diagnosed three weeks ago, the team believes he may have had mononucleosis for two weeks prior to that. Darnold began to not feel well at the end of August but thought it was a normal illness and played through it, including the Week 1 loss to the Bills on Sept. 8. It was not until three days after that game that he was diagnosed with mono. Some have questioned whether the Jets are rushing him back, but if he has had the condition for five weeks, it makes more sense that he could be ready to return this week. The decision on whether Darnold can play will go through two steps. First, the doctors must give the OK. Nothing will be done without medical clearance from them. If he is medically cleared, then Gase, general manager Joe Douglas, the coaching staff, front office, doctors and trainers will have to determine whether he has looked 100 percent in practice, how his conditioning is and whether he is ready to play or could use more time. Gase clearly wants his quarterback to return, with the team at 0-3 and the offense scuffling, but said he will listen to other voices in the organization, including Douglas, to make sure they are making the right call for Darnold and the organization. “That’s why it can’t just be one person,” Gase said. “That’s why Joe and those guys [have] got to be involved and the training staff, the doctors because I know what [Darnold] is going to say because if it was up to Sam, I know what’s going to happen. If it’s me, yeah, that’s why Joe is an important part of this — for him to be here, seeing if it doesn’t look right, this is what we’ve got to do.” The reports were positive after Wednesday’s practice. “He looked like himself,” wide receiver Robby Anderson said. “He looked good. He looked confident. Me, I didn’t feel like he was away. I feel like we pretty much connected on everything today. I feel like he feels good. You could tell that he’s excited to be back. He wanted to put in a lot of extra work, so that’s a good sign.” Gase said the team will get Falk ready to play if Darnold is ruled out. That leaves a bit of uncertainty to this week. “Ideally, it would be nice to say, ‘This is what we’re doing,’ ” Gase said. “That’s just not the situation. We’ve just got to keep talking to the doctors every day, keep talking with him and we have to be prepared to go either way.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Grandy said: Tomato, possibly Alfredo or Vodka. sauce or gravy? Discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerfish Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 48 minutes ago, jetstream23 said: Who knows...there could be a girl in Buffalo who literally took one for the team in mid-August and contaminated Darnold. Where are her thighs!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulyjet Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, batman10023 said: she looks like she couuld be as old as sam's mom. Looks good to me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetstream23 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, batman10023 said: she looks like she couuld be as old as sam's mom. Who knows.....maybe he likes older women. Who are we to judge?!?! lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deucebag Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Grandy said: Saw this from multiple Jets IG accounts. This would confirm he played sick and was sickly far before week 1. Amazing that he survived week 1. Looking forward to seeing what he can do on return, I'm excited. That makes sense, I was sick for two weeks before my mono test came back positive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 It's no secret its known all throughout Morristown and towns miles away Sam likes to mingle with the young girls at the bars in Morristown good for him, but when it effects his status as an NFL starting QB thats an issue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: It's no secret its known all throughout Morristown and towns miles away Sam likes to mingle with the young girls at the bars in Morristown good for him, but when it effects his status as an NFL starting QB thats an issue. he's 22. isn't he suppose to be hitting on the 20-21 year old girls. i think we need to hook him up with that kilie jenner girl. heard she's around his age and a billioniare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, batman10023 said: he's 22. isn't he suppose to be hitting on the 20-21 year old girls. i think we need to hook him up with that kilie jenner girl. heard she's around his age and a billioniare. Yes most definitely with caution cant be kissing every skank he meets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache 51 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, batman10023 said: he's 22. isn't he suppose to be hitting on the 20-21 year old girls. i think we need to hook him up with that kilie jenner girl. heard she's around his age and a billioniare. No way, Jenners like to screw loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 hours ago, JoJoTownsell1 said: No idea what they are covering up at this point, but go ahead and enlighten me. How ******* stupid it is to possibly play your (hopefully) franchise QB behind the 3 stooges 4 days after he was so fragile you couldn’t touch him? aw naw it’s been like 5 weeks we good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 28 minutes ago, joewilly12 said: Yes most definitely with caution cant be kissing every skank he meets. Says the guy that asks others to post pics of themselves with no shirt on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joewilly12 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Scott Dierking said: Says the guy that asks others to post pics of themselves with no shirt on. Dude knock it off this is so childish at this point and time. The joke is over but DK Metcalf is having a better season than Robby Anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, jetstream23 said: Who knows.....maybe he likes older women. Who are we to judge?!?! lol Well it does make it easy when they wear proper labeling: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dierking Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Like I always say, if you can't stand the heat, get out of the sauna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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