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Not Mafia 1: The Dungeon of Dread

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A few things:

1.

9 hours ago, Nolder said:

Welcome to Not Mafia 1: The Dungeon of Dread featuring @CTM a laid back hippie swordsman and his newly met small cowardly companion @Spoot-Face a halfling thief who is often scolded by his missus.

LOL

2. @CTM when you awoke to find me rifling through your clothes, I wasn't trying to steal your possessions. I was trying to steal your innocence.

3.

9 hours ago, Nolder said:

"I don't want someone else. I need you and I want you!

I've been waiting 4 years to hear CTM say those words to me.

4.

9 hours ago, Nolder said:

Clasp my hand and let us swear our loyalty to each other and to our mission!" The halfling slides his small, leathery hand into yours and you soon swear the oath.

get to me glitter GIF by bjorn

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Now that that's outta the way...

Despite every natural urge of mine screaming to probe the hole, my tiny halfling brain thinks it an obvious trap.

@CTM What say you, strong virile companion of mine?

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8 minutes ago, CTM said:

@Spoot-Face sorry bud, give me till this evening.. exec meetings all day, no time to play fantasy role playing games with my internet friends till later 

I'll wait a whole lifetime for you

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6 hours ago, Spoot-Face said:

Now that that's outta the way...

Despite every natural urge of mine screaming to probe the hole, my tiny halfling brain thinks it an obvious trap.

@CTM What say you, strong virile companion of mine?

 

5 minutes ago, CTM said:

Lol, let's check them leave piles

@Nolder I think you got our choice.

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13 hours ago, CTM said:

Can we keep the orc as a pet, name him crusher and make fat jokes at his expense for the rest of the adventure ? Cause if so I choose that

If not, let's kill it. What say you @Spoot-Face

I agree. I poke it low, you poke it high. It won't be able to withstand our DP attack!

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1 hour ago, Nolder said:

 

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100% that Ape is currently sh*tting into that barrel.

@Integrity28

1 hour ago, Nolder said:

1) ENTER THE ROOM AND FACE THE BABOON

Omg this! Kick the Ape in the nutsack!

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2 hours ago, Nolder said:

"Can you understand him, Spoot? I can't make out what it's saying."

"Nope, it's all nonsense to me," says the halfling.

Yep. Pretty much how we all feel when we play Mafia with Ape.

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2 hours ago, Nolder said:

DO YOU WISH TO...

1) FIGHT THE HOBGOBLIN

2) RUN DOWN THE CORRIDOR, TO THE LEFT

Zoinks! Me cowardly brain thinks we should run, unless, @CTM, you think you and all your 5'9 150 Ib twinkish frame can take on the brute!

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I say leave the key, too dangerous methinks. And the doorway on the left seems suspect, as if it's tempting us into a false sense of security with the cool breeze.

I say leave through the doorway on the right.

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4 minutes ago, Nolder said:

It's getting good, ya'll are deep in the basement now.

ftfy

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31 minutes ago, CTM said:

 

My temptation is to try and figure out how to get the key but willing to go to the right door

Flip a coin, then? We can have @Nolder flip a coin for us (or use an internet widget) and tell us who wins. You win, we stay to get the key, I win we go right door?

You call heads/tails.

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Now we wait for Nolder.

spongebob squarepants sleeping GIF

^^Notice how Patrick technically lives in a basement.

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Good call on the key, @CTM.

Now, the left corridor would seem to lead up to the surface, and I'm betting the right one leads further into the cave/mountain, and the latter will be, imo, where the treasure is -- or more danger.

Still, I vote we go right.

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I vote we run away like little bitches. I'd rather not have a giant try to use me as a tampon.

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2 hours ago, CTM said:

As much af I'd like to impale a giants anus with your diminutive body, I concur. Run

You say that to all your male cohorts, don't you?

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It goes without saying that my first instinct is to follow the stream and avoid being munched on, but there's no guarantee that the it's there now, so I could be convinced to follow the tracks.

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21 minutes ago, CTM said:

Go for treasure imo 

You were right on the key call, so I'll defer to you on this one.

 

@Nolder 

Follow dragon tracks.

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3 minutes ago, Nolder said:

Since there are only two options I think it's safe to assume you'll take the second choice.
So....I'll start typing that up.

What if I want @CTM to hilariously die again?

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12 minutes ago, Nolder said:

The dark form continues to advance. It fills the entire floor of the passage from side to side. You hear a sucking, slurping noise

*A wild JiF appears*

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13 minutes ago, Nolder said:

The pudding oozes  down the corridor. It's large, blobby body eats away everything in it's path. It will soon reach you.

Hmmmm. No, it actually seems to be more of a JiF/Crusher hybrid species.

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@CTM do you want to stay and be sexually accosted and then eaten by the JiF/Crusher thing?

Or run?

We should deffo run imo

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32 minutes ago, Nolder said:

What's that?

This is a Hiromi:

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1 hour ago, CTM said:

I'll be indisposed for the evening, going to see Hiromi at the Annenberg center in philly..

Have fun, man.

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22 hours ago, CTM said:

The most ferocious jazz pianist since I dunno, Art Tatum?

 

Only 50 seconds in, and I like it. Added to my watch list to listen to later when I can give it the appropriate attention in all it's 11 minute glory.

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Okay, just watched the full video, and, I have to say, coming from a guy who finds most of his music in the many persuasions of metal, that was one of the most intensely kick-ass pieces of music from three supremely eclectic musicians. I was gonna have that playing in the background while I did some other stuff on my PC, but I could not pull my eyes away. They were incredibly entertaining to watch.

Wow. Oh my. So good. 'Nuff said.

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On 10/12/2019 at 7:07 PM, Spoot-Face said:

@CTM do you want to stay and be sexually accosted and then eaten by the JiF/Crusher thing?

Or run?

We should deffo run imo

 

On 10/12/2019 at 7:09 PM, CTM said:

I got it wrong last time so let's run 

@Nolder And we've had our choice in, in case you missed it.

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Wow, that was quick. Thanks for doing that @Nolder,

@CTM While we didn't find any treasure, we walked away with something 1000 times more meaningful.

Each other.

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