Bruce Harper Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, batman10023 said: hard to tell? talking about paying Sam Darnold 40mm per year but then saying we could only get a second rounder for him? Fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, batman10023 said: and marry a rich girl. As an added benefit it would reduce the chances of contracting mono again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, slimjasi said: I wanted to give you the laugh like, but the execution just wasn't there. okay, i guess that's fair. poor execution, will try better next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just now, batman10023 said: okay, i guess that's fair. poor execution, will try better next time. 23 buttfumbles for poor execution? brutal crowd here. as the saying goes, take a lifetime to earn a reputation and a minute to lose it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownJetFan Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? Holy Cow Batman!@#$&, maybe the crack pipe you are holding is one special gadget you have that should be retired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lith Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, jetstream23 said: Easy answer. Stop paying top dollar to average players like Leo Williams. Shovel money onto Sam Darnold's lap. Voila! Problem solved. Yup. Dont pay Leonard $14MM per year and Tru $12MM per year, and Kalil $8MM per year -- there is $34MM to pay to your QB. Now, its up to Douglas to draft well so we don't have to dole out these FA contracts (or extend 5th yr options in LW's case) to fill holes in the roster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 FFS it’s not even the off season and there’s dumbass threads like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I thought this thread was from last week or prior, and was expecting people to be pointing out "this didn't age well". Then I noticed it was made today as a lackluster attempt at humor. Yikes. Buttfumbles indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowles Movement Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 What is the all time record for butt fumbles? Im thinking this thread will smash that record!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH1962 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 hours ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? This could quite possibly be the most idiotic post of any kind, in the history of the internet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 27 minutes ago, ASH1962 said: This could quite possibly be the most idiotic post of any kind, in the history of the internet you clearly don't get sarcasm. (well attempted sarcasm). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I wish we could trade away posters sometimes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet Nut Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, batman10023 said: 23 buttfumbles for poor execution? brutal crowd here. as the saying goes, take a lifetime to earn a reputation and a minute to lose it. Probably for being the definition af a troll? Trolling the board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdxgreen Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Robin's threads were funnier. Great poster! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
More Cowbell Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 hours ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? I hope you enjoyed that 1000+ reputation because it's going to take a massive hit today 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, More Cowbell said: I hope you enjoyed that 1000+ reputation because it's going to take a massive hit today i'll have to ask Max if i delete a post what happens to the reputation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsons Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? I think if you are going for the record of "negative" votes on 1 post... You Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetFaninMI Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? I know its sarcasm but you still get this: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdan Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I think we need a Billy Madison emoticon that goes beyond the buttfumble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 40 butt fumbles. Well done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newjetsfan Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 6 hours ago, nycdan said: The original post is quite obviously a bad attempt at sarcasm. However, there is a hidden point here. Mahomes is going to blow the ceiling off of the top QB salary next year. He should easily push close or even over the $40MM/season range (unless he marries a supermodel who earns hundreds of millions on her own). The following year, give or take a bit, Darnold is going to sign and if he's playing like a top-10 QB, the way these things seem to go, he's going to expect a little more than Mahomes got (see Kirk Cousins for recent comp). And one of the other issues is who signs first between him, Jackson, Mayfield and Allen. Waiting can make it even worse. Now I'll be ecstatic to have a QB that's worth paying top $ to, but it's going to put a huge hurt on our salary cap. I would expect JD is already figuring out how to lay the groundwork for this (which is why Leo probably won't be back). So h Whose gonna hook up Sam with None-MONO carrying billionaire supermodel? Supermodels are dime a dozen in New York, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varjet Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 This is what the Lions has to do with Stafford. They drafted poorly after extending him. There you have it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogglez Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 41 buttfumbles. Wew lad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjasi Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mogglez said: 41 buttfumbles. Wew lad. Is that a record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deucebag Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 hours ago, batman10023 said: how is our GM going to handle the roster in a few years when we have to pay Sam $40mm/year for a contract extension? probably best to trade him now especially coming off the player of the week honors. maybe package Jamal and Sam for a first round pick? what can we realistically get for Sam now? Rosen went for a second so it has to be at least that much right? Son, smoking crack is not good for your mental nor your physical well being. In the event you are simply naive, Darnold should get us two #1's and a #2. Adams should get us a #2 and a #3. Miami overpaid for Rosen so badly I have something to be happy about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, slimjasi said: Is that a record? Think it’s up to 44. My rep is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 2 hours ago, New York Mick said: 40 butt fumbles. Well done 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 15 hours ago, HessStation said: Unleash the buttfumbles What’s the betting line the OP gets 100 buttfumbles for his preposterous post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 12 hours ago, batman10023 said: you clearly don't get sarcasm. (well attempted sarcasm). Didn’t your mommy teach you there are some things you don’t mess with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 14 hours ago, Larz said: When joking on the internet, it’s helpful to include gifs or emojis my 19 year old still doesn’t get sarcasm lol Have you seen shows and movies catering to that generation? It’s all obscure pop culture references disguised as jokes and self indulgent crap to make the audience feel like they are the “in the know” crowd. Younger generations don’t get humor period. Every good joke is offensive to someone out there. Imagine if Mel Brooks tried to make Blazing Saddles today. They’d burn the theaters down. 14 hours ago, Jethead said: Only reason you all don't get that he was joking is that he sounds like 1/2 the board last week. When you have to exaggerate to prove your point, perhaps you don’t have one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 14 hours ago, batman10023 said: i'll take the other side of this argument. i think the smart QB's will start to take less to be part of a winning team. the evidence is there that it's hard to win by over-paying for a QB. these QB aren't stupid and their careers are much longer now. around a decade ago you could make 10mm a year as a top QB but your career length wasn't as long. so you needed to cash in to make sure you had a decent nest egg for when you retired. but given the rules around QB now, if you are good you can last much longer. So why not take $30-35mm instead of killing the cap at $40mm if it allows to upgrade at another 2 positions. Smart people maximize their earnings. All the other stuff is a fans’ wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetster Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 This is why we payed Joe Douglas. We need to start putting our money in the most important positions. We have one of the worst olines in the league & the 2nd highest paid. STARTING THIS OFFSEASON we need to infuse some low cost Olineman with a free agent like Scherff. Its imperative we solve 3 spots on that Oline with some youngsters. Pats have done it for years because Brady gets the ball out, Sam has that same ability to help out the Oline with quick decisions. GOTTA build part of the Oline through the draft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealeb319 Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 An elite gm like joe Douglas knows that the best way to keep your roster healthy is to buy have the team buy into a business that darnold owns. That way you can pay him what he is worth under the table and you get compliments about what a team guy he is for playing in the NFL for a fraction of his worth.Sent from my LGUS991 using JetNation.com mobile app Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman10023 Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 6 hours ago, jgb said: Smart people maximize their earnings. All the other stuff is a fans’ wet dream. totally agree - but it's not 100% clear to me that going for the last dollar is the best way to maximize your earnings in a salary cap league with major endorsements. so far no QB has taken less outside of Brady and perhaps Carr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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