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3 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Bury me in a Jamal Adams jersey as your compensation for putting up with my bullsh*t, friends. 

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2 hours ago, CTM said:

Ahh a selection from his private collection.

Thanks !

Nope wrong again but keep trying. 

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1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

You ****. I accrued massive injuries prior to running.

So you didn't finish?  Even after RJF gave you all that critical info on what kind of socks to wear?  Boo!

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1 hour ago, T0mShane said:

Bury me in a Jamal Adams jersey as your compensation for putting up with my bullsh*t, friends. 

An eternity in Hell having to watch Jamal Adams interviews and highlights would await you if this happened.

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4 hours ago, joewilly12 said:

Why would anyone wish for a heart attack on another person is the bigger issue here. 

@T0mShane

I hope T0m lives a long prosperous life reaching 100+

What are you , part Vulcan now ?  B)

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23 minutes ago, #27TheDominator said:

So you didn't finish?  Even after RJF gave you all that critical info on what kind of socks to wear?  Boo!

Boo is right. Sucking it up and finishing REGARDLESS of time is the only goal.

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I think there maybe a real riot if this actually happened, of course it won’t.

Its edge or Oline in round 1, anyone who thinks different if either clinically Insane or trolling, this is just a troll pick. 

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19 minutes ago, joewilly12 said:

Who's name would be be shouting. 

Some linebacker from the 60's that we never heard of.  "I'm coming...."

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5 hours ago, T0mShane said:

I’m starting a second career as a draft blogger. I will make millions providing valued insight like this and more.

You must have a problem with your auto correct . Your sentence includes valued and insight  😋

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4 hours ago, ChuckkieB said:

This board would spontaneously combust and break the internet if the Jets drafted a safety in the first round next year.   

or it will be total silence as everybody leaves as they look for another team to follow 😀

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7 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Later, I will provide a list of things that would actually give me a heart attack.

Can you include whether or not the OP's post would give you a mock heart attack?

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1 hour ago, joewilly12 said:

Who's name would he be shouting. 

Lizabeth ?

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I’m starting a second career as a draft blogger. I will make millions providing valued insight like this and more.

I don't understand this mock at all. You put in a pick for a safety then state that it isn't going to happen because they will probably go for the best available O Lineman. Why not just make the O Lineman the pick then?


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7 hours ago, #27TheDominator said:

I thought this was going to be directions to the finish line of his half marathon. 

I think mile 8 is a safer bet.

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2 hours ago, #27TheDominator said:

So you didn't finish?  Even after RJF gave you all that critical info on what kind of socks to wear?  Boo!

 

2 hours ago, Thai Jet said:

Boo is right. Sucking it up and finishing REGARDLESS of time is the only goal.

 

5 minutes ago, TeddEY said:

I think mile 8 is a safer bet.

YOU HEARTLESS JOCKS

 

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15 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

 

 

YOU HEARTLESS JOCKS

 

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If your real name is Tom Shane then is there any chance your real picture is the same as your profile pic?  (pink hair and all!)

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17 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

 

 

YOU HEARTLESS JOCKS

 

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Minstrels will write songs of your cowardice. 

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18 minutes ago, TeddEY said:

Minstrels will write songs of your cowardice. 

That’s ok because I’ve already commissioned Bon Iver to write a song about my comeback and aggressive PT. It’s called “Apache Junction Wyoming 3685738.” It’s a banger

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9 hours ago, Gastineau Lives said:

I've said this before, but I'd quit this team.

Makes no sense. None.

Why would you blame the Jets because Tom had a heart attack?

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9 hours ago, T0mShane said:

Later, I will provide a list of things that would actually give me a heart attack.

I can probably add a few things to that list if you want.

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6 hours ago, T0mShane said:

This is a man who gets it. My hope is to be murdered by the husband of a gorgeous MILF within the next four years or so. Make it happen, @Jesus

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2 hours ago, T0mShane said:

That’s ok because I’ve already commissioned Bon Iver to write a song about my comeback and aggressive PT. It’s called “Apache Junction Wyoming 3685738.” It’s a banger

Your comeback is Elmers.

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14 minutes ago, TeddEY said:

Your comeback is Elmers.

Like Dee Milliner and Jane Mansfield before me, God is testing my resolve through injury. I will not be defeated. My legs have never been more toned or powerful than they are now and I’ve already booked multiple races over the next two months with an eye on participating in the Connemarathon Half next March. I will not be Dee’d.

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Imagine how absurd it would be if CBS mocked Jamal Adams to us instead of Pat Mahommes, Deshaun Watson, and Christian mccaffery.

Even  worse is their 2nd round choice for us of Marcus Maye instead of Dalvin Cook, Ju ju smith schuster, or alvin kamara!

Hah ha morons they know nothing!

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23 minutes ago, T0mShane said:

Like Dee Milliner and Jane Mansfield before me, God is testing my resolve through injury. I will not be defeated. My legs have never been more toned or powerful than they are now and I’ve already booked multiple races over the next two months with an eye on participating in the Connemarathon Half next March. I will not be Dee’d.

I’m doing NYC 2020.  Yet to be seen how/when/if I train for it.

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