djaparz Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are > very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does > sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is > entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. > > The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes > the following suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man. While the > two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over > you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." > They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome > young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But > it doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go > back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it > reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave > the towel over them." > Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets > into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young > man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an > enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, > looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, > You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 HA! You are DJ Jokeman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 oh yeah if you can't get them to dance - get them to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a towel." Just curious, was the guys name Chadwick by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Just curious, was the guys name Chadwick by any chance? I don't think Chad is Jewish, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 Just curious, was the guys name Chadwick by any chance? not sure but atleast he likes women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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